Arthur: And Now What? Am I Supposed To Do It All By Myself?

Arthur: And now what? Am I supposed to do it all by myself?

Merlin: Oh wow, what an exceptional solution approach!

Merlin: Oh come on, you have taken a lot of maidens to bed, haven't you?

Gwaine: More than you could possibly imagine.

Merlin: Well that's not true. I could imagine...A thousand maidens.

Gwaine: And your point is...?

Sire Says

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OCWhtC

by alienvomplanetenwooh, Guessimaclotpole

Arthur and Merlin are incredibly bored, and the prince is tired of Merlin’s rubbish games. Instead, he suggests a new game.

A story of two idiots who constantly try to prove their courage and bravery with a game of humiliation and dares.

Words: 2511, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Merlin (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Morgana (Merlin), Uther Pendragon (Merlin), Gaius (Merlin), Leon (Merlin)

Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

Additional Tags: Truth or Dare, But mostly dare, horseplay, kids games, Fluff, Smut, Humor, BAMF!Merlin, Fate & Destiny, two sides of the same coin, But more like two idiots, Canon Era, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2OCWhtC

When two knuckleheads go crazy fangirl...

@guessimaclotpole

This was one hell of a wild ride (and not just for Arthur) and hopefully not the last story we've written together!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin) Characters: Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Alice (Merlin) Additional Tags: Airplane Sex, Smut, Shameless Smut, Porn, with very little plot, more like, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, pilot!arthur, co-pilot!merlin, Top Merlin, Bottom Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Rimming, First Time Bottoming, Gay Sex, Everyone Is Gay, Cockpit Sex, Flying, Sex in Uniform, uniform sex, This is dirty, Very very dirty, i know shit about how radio communication works, I did my best, fight me

Summary:

Arthur is the one of higher rank, so obviously he’s the one in command. That’s one of the benefits of being the pilot, right?

This is just plain smut. Not much plot here.

Guys, I collaborated with @das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh. The story is all her ideas, I just contributed some filth. y’all should read it if you like some merthur action.