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Merlin: *huffs* How does one become as arrogant as you are?

Arthur: A lot of practice. I train at least two hours a day.

Merlin: Maybe you can send me your training schedule. This could be the solution for me. All I have to become is an ignorant arsehole that doesn't feel anything.

Arthur:

Arthur: What makes you think I don't have feelings?

Merlin:

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur: You're incompetent, a know-it-all, an idiot... but there's just something about you, Merlin...

Merlin: *laughs humourlessly* Yeah, probably my arse.

Arthur: I'd almost dare to suggest we're talking about inner beauty here.

*Merlin and Arthur ride off after saving a village from bandits*

Man: He didn't look like a prince at all.

Woman: Without their crown on they are but people with problems, too, Holger.

Merlin: Arthur, thank God! I have an emergency here.

Arthur: Looks like your mother to me.

Merlin: Ha. Ha.

Hunith: He looks charming.

Merlin: Yes, I know.

Merlin: I-I mean that's the prince!

Merlin: I mean mother, you're outrageous!!!

Merlin: Maybe you were right and I had inhibitions, but right now I feel like I can overcome any obstacle in my way.

Merlin: Oh my, I am so excited and- oh sorry, I'm talking a lot, aren't I?

Arthur: Yes, not more than usual though.

Gwaine: Will you go out with me today?

Merlin: Uhm, I-

*Arthur enters the room*

Arthur: Merlin! I've been looking everywhere for you!

Merlin: I-I can't, because I'm already going on a date with Arthur tonight.

Arthur: *stares at Merlin* Excuse me? I've-

Merlin: You've been looking forward to this all week, just as I have?

Merlin: *shrugs at Gwaine* I'm sorry.

Arthur: *smirks at Gwaine* I'm not.

Arthur: I don't need a wedding invitations list, it'd have but my sister's name on it anyway.

Arthur: Well, maybe.

Arthur: If she can make time for it.

Merlin: IF SHE CAN MAKE TIME FOR IT?!?!

Arthur: Well, yes. She simply doesn't believe in marriage. I think that should be respected.

Arthur: And now what? Am I supposed to do it all by myself?

Merlin: Oh wow, what an exceptional solution approach!