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So I’m sure citizenship isn’t a huge thing in Camelot. Like, if you’re in Camelot then I’m sure you are considered a person of Camelot unless you’re a noble with a different allegiance or something... HOWEVER, I was recently reminded that I was 13 fucking years old before realizing I was an American citizen and I think it would be hilarious to apply that concept to Merlin.

Merlin: Arthur, I think I’m ready

Arthur: for what?

Merlin: To ally myself with Camelot for good

Arthur: o...kay. Who have you been allied to for the last few years?

Merlin: Essetir?

Arthur: ESSETIR?! TO CENDRED?!

Merlin: I can’t help where I was born, Arthur. Anyways. What do I need to do? Is there a test I need to take? A task?

Arthur, realizing that Merlin has absolutely no idea that he became a citizen of Camelot by default upon entering his household: ....as a matter of fact. Yes, there is. It’s a very long test. Very hard. Have you studied?

Merlin: I...I haven’t. I didn’t realize-

Arthur: Oh, God. Merlin, you haven’t even studied? You don’t stand a chance. Can you even sing our anthem?

Merlin: you have an ANTHEM?!

Arthur: I really don’t think you’re taking this seriously

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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

After years of dancing around each other, brushing knees next to fires and riding into battle together, Arthur asks Merlin to accompany him for a picnic. In his own way, of course.

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