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NCT DREAM YEARBOOK / #2yearswithNCTDREAM ♡ we can’t believe it’s been two years since the seven of you debuted with chewing gum! you’ve all grown so, so much - thank you for the amazing music, nonstop laughter, as well as the invaluable friendships you have with each other! please never change ♡
@apodays WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i wan’t ready for an update… but i’m morbidly excited about what happened. ha. haha. no.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS OML THIS IS SO ACCURATE, MY GUESSES MATCHED UP TO YOUR WORK, THIS WAS SUCH A CUTE IDEA 😭❤❤
Stray Kids as Ouran High School Host Club
OT8
Masterlist
wc: 2.4k
warnings: none
I hate that I love this show, no one look at me :o
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CHAN AS KASANODA RITSU
Now, it was hard to choose another character to use since there’s only 7 main characters and 8 of skz, but the appearance Ritsu had in ep. 22 and 23 did a real number on me. Ritsu is the next leader in line for one of the most powerful yakuza clans, so he was raised to be independent from a young age. Sometimes he just wants to act his age, kinda like Channie he's five. They’re both just always wanting to be a better version of themselves, which is why Ritsu wanted to join the host club in the first place. He takes in “strays” and shelters them within his clan, which if that doesn’t convince you that Chan and Ritsu are one in the same idk what will. There was also the bit where Ritsu meets Haruhi for the first time and develops a little crush on her while he still assumes she’s a boy, then later walks in on her changing on accident and is still attracted to her. I remember Chan mentioning something about feeling like he was intimidating to approach, same as Ritsu who people assume to be scary but really they’re just big softies. They both just want some love! When everyone finds out how sweet they are, it’s hard not to fall for them. Ritsu doesn’t end up staying in the host club to lead his clan, but Chan would make a great host considering how flirty he is. I can imagine it going something like this…
Having some tea, “you like my dimples? Feel!” He takes your hand and leads it to his cheek, except he doesn’t let go even after you poke him. Instead, he guides you to cup his cheek and lean into it, smiling sweeter without looking away from your eyes. “Your touch is so gentle, isn’t this nice?” The skinship is what makes you keep coming back and requesting Chan every time.
MINHO AS MORINOZUKA TAKASHI
Okay, I was really struggling to choose who suited Minho the best (Kyoya was a strong competitor). But Mori just made so much sense the more I thought about it. They’re both seen as the silent types, brooding and mysterious– which is all true. Though, they’re both the kind of people you have to get to know slowly and sort of sneakily, if they find out you’re trying to truly understand them, they’ll run away! But not because they’re unsure, more like they’re afraid of voicing their real emotions out of fear you won’t want to stay after they reveal more of themselves. They’re both observant and let people come to them. Mori and Minho are wildcards when you finally peel away all their protective layers, one day they’ll barely speak two words and the next they won’t leave you alone. Mori is also extremely protective of those he loves, take Honey for example. Minho is the same, loving quietly but when you realize that’s what his small acts of service are, it’s like he’s carrying a permanent banner above his head written in bold letters saying, “I care about you! (maybe too much…)” You’ll never doubt their feelings.
“Oh, you have something right–” he reaches across the table and thumbs across your lips, wiping away some stray frosting, “here.” You watch with your mouth slightly dropped as he brings the same thumb to his mouth and licks the frosting away. You’re a blushing mess while it seems Minho hadn’t given it a second thought. Except, he was jumping up and down on the inside, afterall, he isn’t touchy with everyone and you happen to be his favorite customer. Something about how you bring treats for his cats ever since he briefly mentioned them a while back.
CHANGBIN AS HITACHIIN KAORU
As we all know, Changbin is nothing short of a gentleman. But he is also very playful and loud. When it’s needed, Changbin can be super serious or not have a single care in the world. Kaoru is the younger of the Hitachiin twins but is clearly the more mature one (i.e. the Hikaru-crushing-on-Haruhi arch). When the Hitachiin twins are together, they’re absolute menaces that can only be calmed either by Haruhi or someone even more annoying Tamaki. Changbin has voiced that he has very big feelings, but proves that he can control them. He isn’t afraid of those feelings and utilizes them in his creative process. Much like Kaoru, Changbin doesn’t let his emotions blind him side eyeing hikaru x haruhi again. Even though both twins have romantic feelings for Haruhi, Kaoru doesn’t act on them much out of love and respect for his brother. Changbin as Kaoru just makes so much sense to me, even though I really did consider putting Mori just for the sake of muscles and Mori’s 6’4 ass. Changbin doesn’t seem to need very many friends, but the ones he does have he knows are some incredibly good ones. He sees the good in people and will do anything for them if they can see the good in him as well.
On a walk with him and you come across a large mud puddle, “oh, let me carry you! Can’t have your pretty shoes getting dirty.” He lifts you easily and steps around the puddle as carefully as he could. Changbin doesn’t stop walking, escorting you all the way back with you in his arms. “You’re so cute, I wouldn’t mind holding you like this whenever you wanted. I mean, as long as you wouldn’t mind having lunch with me when we’re done.”
HYUNJIN AS SUOH TAMAKI
They’re both princes, what can I say? I have no self restraint. Tamaki is dramatic in every sense of the word and lies more on the irrationally emotional side, especially with Haruhi. Though, that is because Tamaki is also another one with big, big feelings and he has trouble managing them sometimes. Sort of the same with Hyunjin, they’ve both found outlets for their big emotions. Hyunjin has his art and dance, to which he pours his soul into. When required of them, both Tamaki and Hyunjin leave no room for error. The happiness of others is what both of them thrive off of. They try to stay optimistic and see the beauty in everyone, which is only a small portion of what makes them attract attention like moths to a flame. Both of them can lean a bit on the obsessive when it comes to the things they want to excel at or when they want someone’s attention. Tamaki has a few hidden talents, such as playing the piano. With Hyunjin, it’s his art. It stuns everyone upon finding out they’re much deeper than just a pretty face, only making you love them even more. Tamaki’s attachment to Haruhi stems from the fact that she didn’t just see his looks or money, but rather he himself. Tamaki can be painfully oblivious at times and needs it to be right in front of his face in order to understand, but that’s okay because like Hyunjin, once he gets it, he really gets it.
Hyunjin has his art supplies the next time you’re scheduled to meet. “I want to draw you, if that’s okay. I’ve wanted to for a while, actually.” You don’t mind the silence as he concentrates on his sketchbook, looking up at you every few moments with a particularly tightly wound-up expression that indicates how hard he’s focusing. He doesn’t take long, not wanting you to get bored. But when you tell him you don’t mind, Hyunjin lets the biggest smile spread across his lips. “How did you know quality time is one of my love languages?” The following meeting, he gifts you the drawing which is now painted with a beautiful assortment of water colors.
JISUNG AS HITACHIIN HIKARU
Jisung feels things very, very deeply– which isn’t a secret, just look at this man’s extensive discography. Like Hikaru, they’re playful and like to have a good time, always wanting to make people smile. But also, Hikaru has immense trouble voicing his feelings in a way that makes sense, usually coming out as a burst of pent up anger because he can’t articulate it the way he wants. Hikaru and Kaoru are usually up to no good, which is why Jisung and Changbin as the twins makes perfect sense– the Hitachiin twins aren’t pockets of sunshine together like Jisung and Felix, but rather raging balls of chaos that leaves not a lot, but just enough damage to make you weary and side eye them from across the room. Jisung is also very loyal, though introverted. Hikaru is the same way, unless approached first, you won’t catch him looking your way. Hikaru is deeply bonded to all the other hosts in different ways, like Jisung is to his members. They’re both silly and smiley and love a good laugh, but they need that extra reassurance that what they feel is valid, no matter how big or small.
“You loop it, then make some bunny ears–” “I know how to tie my shoes, Jisung,” you giggle, patting his hair as he looks up from his kneeling position in front of you. “If you knew, I wouldn’t be down here doing it for you, would I?” He laughs back, resuming his mission of teaching you to lace up your shoes. When he finishes, Jisung stands tall before you and pets the top of your head the same way you did to him. You thank him and he smiles big and bright, “can’t have you falling for anyone but me, right?”
FELIX AS MITSUKUNI "HONEY" HANINOZUKA
Everyone knew this was coming, c’mon now. They’re both cute, love sweets, and both martial artists. If I didn’t know better, I’d say the creator based Honey off of Felix because they’re one in the same. Honey’s personality is big, there’s a lot of sides to him you wouldn’t see because he doesn’t like anyone viewing him as anything but happy, much like Felix, they don't want anyone to worry about them. Despite their child-like natures, Felix and Honey are very observative and can read people rather well. They hate seeing their friends upset and go to great lengths to cheer them up, even if only a little. Do I dare mention their attachment to plushies? Usa-chan and Dwaekki would be besties, not to mention they’re both pink bunnies. Honey is someone who just seems like he needs to be protected, queue Mori. Felix is always being babied by the members, even if he doesn’t do the same back to them. Honey explains that Tamaki and the host club is the reason he’s able to be himself, much like Felix and his members. Their endless support encourages Felix to be nothing but himself, everyone is head over heels for him and can’t do anything but take care of him.
“We should have some cake! This one tastes really good with the tea,” Felix all but shoves his own cup of tea towards you and finds the best looking slice. He only grabs one fork, insisting on feeding you. As you chew, his eyes are staring at you widely, awaiting your reaction. You tell him it’s delicious and that he’s right, the tea and cake are a great combination. Felix gently rubs the underside of your chin like a cat and feeds you another piece, “I knew you’d like it. It’s sweet, like you!”
SEUNGMIN AS OOTORI KYOYA
Do I even need to explain this one? Kyoya is the cold, detached type of host but everyone knows it’s just a front in order to avoid emotional confrontation. Seungmin is blunt and straightforward, but like Kyoya, it’s charming. Never rude, but rather classy in the way they approach topics. Kyoya is logical, never forgetting to remind the hosts of their duties while also accomplishing his own. Seungmin is like Kyoya in the sense that their first priority is honing their abilities and applying them wherever needed. Kyoya is also the single holder of the brain cell in his and Tamaki’s friendship, Tamaki idolizes him for him ability to stay cool in the most stressful of situations. Much like Seungmin’s relationship with Hyunjin, Seungmin just breathes and Hyunjin is on the floor laughing (who can blame him, mans is a comedian).
You asked Seungmin to help you with your math homework, which was a mistake. It had only been forty five minutes and you were already regretting letting homework take up your time with him. He’d been doing his best to help you, but you just weren’t getting it. “C’mon, I know you know this. You’ve got such a big brain in that pretty head of yours, you just gotta use it.” Backhanded, but nevertheless a rare compliment that made you blush and put the homework aside all together.
JEONGIN AS FUJIOKA HARUHI
Okay listen, lisTEN, LISTEN! Jeongin is just the main character, alright? The world does in fact revolve around him. To the host club, Haruhi is their favorite girl, even if she doesn’t act like the ones they’re used to. But that only makes them love her even more. Jeongin doesn’t necessarily care about others opinions, he just needs to exist and all the members fawn over him. Leave it to Jeongin to do the bare minimum and have every single one of them giggling and kicking their feet. With Haruhi, she has the mannerisms of a warmer Kyoya. As a host, she isn’t cold but she isn’t overbearing. Jeongin is the same, he gives just enough to make you want more. He understands both the male and female gaze, making Jeongin just that more attractive. He’s the youngest, but has the mindset that could easily be mistaken as older because he has such high expectations for himself. Jeongin and Haruhi both expect greatness from themselves, Haruhi in her studies and Jeongin with his singing. Depending on who they’re interacting with, Jeongin and Haruhi’s personalities may shift a little. When he’s with Seungmin, Jisung, or Felix, Jeongin has someone to tease and bicker with since they’re closer in age. The older members minus Chan sometimes tend to let him act younger and enjoy the small bit of babying. Jeongin is the epitome of main character.
Spending time outdoors during the spring was a necessity, asking Jeongin to accompany you for a stroll through the gardens. Walking shoulder to shoulder, he loved talking about the latest fashion trends from all over the world. “Windbreakers will be making a comeback, I’m telling you!” The breeze picked up and made you shiver. “Told you you would get cold. Here,” Jeongin began taking off his cardigan, “keep it for the weekend. Maybe when you give it back, it’ll smell like you when I get to wear it again.”
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A/N: let’s all ignore how terrible this show actually is and just look at it extreeeemely surface level🫣
Always always ALWAYS
you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”
today is canada day, so here are some canadian things that i think the bau members would enjoy
hotch would love tim hortons. he wishes they had it in the states. he'd love going on a timmies run through the drive thru on the way to work. he'd love the ubiquity of tim hortons. not quite on every street corner, but pretty darn close. he would enjoy cheap, decently good coffee, and it would be so practical. his turn to bring snacks for jack's soccer tournament? box of timbits for the kids and one of those portable coffee things for the grown-ups. he doesn't know what to get someone as a gift for christmas/birthday/promotion at work? tims gift card
rossi would love canadian wines. obviously, he loves italian wine first and foremost, but he'd enjoy a good niagara region or okanagan valley wine. he'd love to go on a getaway to niagara-on-the-lake and spend the days doing winery tours, playing golf, and not answering his phone. i think he would also love roots. he'd never wear it outside the house, but he would love some good quality roots sweatpants, sweater, and wool socks
jj would love canadian snacks that aren't sold in the states. she always forgets to eat real meals when she's working, so she keeps one of the drawers of her desk stuffed with snacks. if she went to canada, she'd buy so many snacks to stock her desk with. ketchup chips, all dressed chips, coffee crisp, smarties (the canadian kind, not the american kind - we call those rockets), butter tarts, nanaimo bars. she'd find ketchup-flavoured cheetos at the store and buy so many bags of them. she'd totally get stopped at the border for accidentally trying to smuggle kinder surprise eggs into the us
emily would love québecois and northern ontario french. she learned french in france with parisian teachers, which is completely different from the way french is spoken in québec and northern ontario (which are also different from each other), both in terms of accent and vocabulary. i think she'd love trying to understand their accents and picking up new words (mostly things like tabarnak, câlice, etc)
in my mind, reid has a total sweet tooth, so i think he'd love all things maple. maple cookies, maple fudge, maple candies, maple lollipops. i forget what it's called in english, but his favourite thing would be tire d'érable. maple taffy? the thing where you pour hot maple syrup on snow and then put it on a popsicle stick and eat it. he'd have maple candies living in his pockets and at the bottom of his messenger bag for ages
derek would love small-town ontario craft breweries. obviously craft beer exists outside of canada, but literally every small town in ontario has a craft brewery or two. it's like a big thing. my dad's a beer guy and he takes detours driving places to stop at his favourite craft breweries or to go to a new one. i feel like derek's the kind of guy who enjoys cracking open a cold one after a long day of flipping houses, so he'd enjoy getting a two-four of different kinds of craft beer from a local brewery and stocking his fridge
i tried so hard to think of one thing penelope would love, but honestly i think she would love everything. she'd come back from a trip to canada with so many souvenirs. a roots toque, a bottle of real canadian maple syrup, several snacks that aren't sold in the states, handmade moccasins, a mug with indigenous artwork, and a little bobblehead moose dressed as a mountie for her desk
OMG I only just turned 19, but why the hell is this sooo trueee?!?!
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
Mulder: "yeah so what attacked these people was definitely a werewolf."
Scully:
professor layton game starterpack
prologue takes place in london
“letter for you professor!” “oh my Old Friend/Former Student asking me for help…”
at least one villa
hotel!!!!
someone involved in the investigation pretending to be someone else (bonus points: it’s either don paolo or descole in disguise)
tall building (bonus: where you meet the antagonist)
…and just what would a city be without either a casino or an amusement park (or both)
orphans. dead parents. dead wives. all of them.
obnoxiously rich people. like how are they THAT rich
“there seems to be a supernatural explanation to these phenomenons but that’s obviously ridiculous. so here’s an even wilder solution!”
robots
sword fight? puzzle fight? why not both?
Scotland Yard is involved but cannot get the job done in the slightest
butlers. so many butlers
museum
Everytime I want to amuse myself and cheer myself up, I remember how much of dumpsters on fire are Book Jaime and Sansa concerning Brienne and The Hound.
Jaime being all: stupid, stubborn, ugly wench, why on earth do I bother, but Gods please give her strength, keep her safe, I wonder what she’s doing, she’s so gentle, I’m just gonna dream about her all the time, naked preferably, because she’s so ugly. She’s just too annoying and I want her out of my life, I want nothing to do with her so I’m gonna give her my most precious possession and send her to restore my fucked up honor, and she’s so ugly but I’m gonna stare at her astonishing eyes. She’s so boring so I’m gonna do everything I can to get her to talk to me cause I want so desperately to make her take me seriously. ‘Ser Jaime”, oh my god, she called me Ser Jaime, not Kingslayer, heavy breathing. I don’t care about her at all, and her fucking boring sense of honor, so I’m gonna tell her my heavy guarded secret, I never, ever told anyone nor I plan on doing so ever. You stupid, pigheaded wench! Here, take my precious sword, also I had armour made specifically for you cause I totally didn’t pay attention to your naked body after staring at you like a goat, and why would I, it’s enough I dream of you naked with a glowing sword being the only light I have left, here, take this horse that’s as ugly as you are, but it’s so beautiful, *shoves Podrick*. I wanted to kill you, and fuck if I care what happens to you, so I’m gonna lose the most important part of my body, which is my sword hand, to protect your honor, while wanting to stripe you of it myself, and I’m gonna fuck off from my safe return to my loving sister I so wanted to go back to to jump into a bear pit to save you unarmed and one handed because I totally hate you and you’re so stubborn and ugly…
Then there’s Sansa: He’s so repulsive, oh Gods, why is he so cruel? He’s no true knight, so dishonorable and violent, so I’m just gonna hope I can get him to be less cruel and try to get to him because I know he won’t hurt me, but damn he’s the cruelest man ever. He has no morals, no chills and no honor, but he saved me, so I’m gonna think about him all the time. I dream of a handsome prince and knights in shining armour so I’m gonna spend every moment of my day and night thinking how I want this fucked up man to kiss me. I’m not a stupid girl anymore, I will learn to play the game and know what to do, so I’m just gonna imagine this dog of a man kissing me everytime I think of having anything to do with a man. So dishonorable, running away from a battle, please give me something to remember you by. He was just Joffrey’s cruel hound, but I’m gonna keep his blood stained cloak and put it on my shoulders every time I feel sad and lonely. He’s so disgusting, so when I thought I was being forced to do my duties as a wife, I imagined him in my bed instead of the man I was married to, and damn this hound, how dare he kiss me and make me sing and leave me nothing but a bloody cloak. I hate his cruelty and everything about him but Father please gentle the rage inside of him, keep him safe so I can still imagine him kissing me whenever someone else tries to. Now, I don’t want to think of this brute, I’m just gonna hug his dirty cloak cause he so means nothing to me…
But then, Brienne and The Hound are no better either.
Brienne *I’m so clueless how great my feelings for this man are, so my dumpster fire brain will turn it all into undying respect and saving his honor, and I’d rather hang than betray him and Ser Jaime this, Ser Jaime that * of Tarth
Sandor *this stupid little girl knows nothing of the world, and she’s so naive and damn I hate stupid little birds, but I’m protecting her with everything I have and trying to warn her how cruel life can be, and Little Bird I won’t hurt you, come with me I will kill everyone who tries to hurt you and whine about you to your sister with my dying breathe * Clegane
I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too
Tom Hagen trying to hold the family together:
This is actually so accurate though! xD
percy: *trying to buy a father's day card*
percy: excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"
salesperson: well, i-
percy: how about "you banged my mom?"
salesperson: no...
percy: you know what, i’ll just get a blank one
percy, writes: you are a father. this is a day. here is a card.
daily life of a digital artist:
is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor
I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real
my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time
‘ “asdf11.png” already exists. Do you want to overwrite? ‘
I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let’s ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT’S SO B I G
this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am
I want to pee but right now I’m doing so well and if I go I will leavE THE ZONE
opacity 67% or 68% I can’t decide
well this pic looks nice //*flips it horizontally*// I regret having eyes
where the fuck is my pen