I NEED HELP

I NEED HELP

As the tittle says, i need desperate help. And i meant 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮.

I was just watching this one anime show series and suddenly liked one of the characters-

THIS THING YALL TELLING ME I LIKE THIS DEMON GREMLIN

Oh and let me tell you, this man is a real menance- idk why i like him either but he's cute, absaloutely adorable cunning little demon gremlin.

LOOK AT HIMMM HE SO CUTE, THERES EVEN MORE IN MY GALLERY, and i should be concerned because this man should be in jail for a lifetime due to the amount of actual crimes he did-

Like i said, he's a demon. and he's so cute i just cant hate him😭

Send help, please.

I love this idea so much my mind is REELING

FUCk, now thinking about alien kings with human advisors. Like, the human is seen as this mystical, strange creature (who really was just doing some research on the planet and got roped into the political drama) and now they stand stoically behind their bizarre, cosmically horrifying monarch, surveying the parade of potential suitors, land grabbers, and visiting monarchs.

Imagine it! Just a human made up in the regalia of the alien court, whispering in the ear of an eldritch king, eyeing you from across the hall.

Do i need to say more about this masterpiece?

Aliens vs Human Instincts

Ahem. For the consideration of the Humans are Space Orcs/Oddities/Deathworlders/Australians I present: wound licking instinct.

Humans, and most mammals, are hardwired to lick their bleeding wounds because our saliva contains tissue factor - which helps clot blood - and the enzyme lysozyme (also found in tears) which helps prevent infection.

However, human saliva also contains a horrifying amount of dangerous bacteria, so it's anyone's guess whether they're going to prevent or cause an infection when they start licking up their own blood. Human saliva coated wounds have caused infections bad enough to cause amputations and deaths, historically speaking.

Now imagine you're an alien whose species does not have the wound licking instinct.

You're already scared out of your mind because you've run your limit and the human is still following you. You hit it with something sharp. It staggers, it's hand bleeds.

It reaches up and licks the blood off its hand. It consumes itself with bared teeth. It hasn't taken its eyes off you as it does this.

In the ensuing scuffle it bites you. Somehow you manage to escape. But the wound aches and burns and the infection nearly costs you your arm.

You see the human again later that day. It waves. There is no sign of death in its hand.

Crying and kicking the air- IGRISSSSSSS😭😭😭

igris being cute 🫶🏽

FRRRRRRRRRR OMg theres like so Many unhinged people out there that looks so god damn normal until you trigger something and they'll reveal how feral, down bad, dirty, weird asf they are.

nah man you know what

enough with the 'uwu humans are fragile' in the transformers fandoms

gimme humans that are FERAL and are literal space orcs on a hell planet that tries every day to kill them even when its a nice day!

our games as children teach us hunting/evading/pursuit skills. Hide and Seek anyone? we learn to hide from enemies, how to track them down, and how to run them down if playing hide and seek: tag edition.

lets take Earthspark for example.

yes the cybertronians are Much Larger than us and that's Scary bc we're just a Little Guy but also once we get over that fear they become jungle gyms. you literally cannot tell me that (willing) autobots would not have at least 20 soldiers climbing all over their frames, using them as a the 'quick route' to get onto tall walkaways instead of having to go down the hall a quarter of a mile, take a left, take an elevator, and then climb stairs to reach the correct catwalk.

Wheeljack introduces a new weapon? the humans go "ooooo NICE but add a flame thrower."

"Why"

"bc i want to be able to toast marshmallows while i shoot shit with this thing"

just humans being their little weird humans selves and giving cybertronians on both sides heart attacks with the stupid shit we do

You have no idea how i went feral- His designs are so good like hi????? Hey you single???

i was not immune to avatar: the way of water