I NEED HELP

I NEED HELP

As the tittle says, i need desperate help. And i meant 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮.

I was just watching this one anime show series and suddenly liked one of the characters-

THIS THING YALL TELLING ME I LIKE THIS DEMON GREMLIN

Oh and let me tell you, this man is a real menance- idk why i like him either but he's cute, absaloutely adorable cunning little demon gremlin.

LOOK AT HIMMM HE SO CUTE, THERES EVEN MORE IN MY GALLERY, and i should be concerned because this man should be in jail for a lifetime due to the amount of actual crimes he did-

Like i said, he's a demon. and he's so cute i just cant hate him😭

Send help, please.

Idk bout you but i am absaloutely living this✌️

headcanons: Goto Ryuji

content warning for mentions of alcoholism, domestic and child abuse, and murder

Quick headcanons - 

Name: Goto Ryuji

Age: 32

Gender: Male

DOB/Place: April 8th, 2028 in Okinawa, Japan

Rank/Type: S Rank Fighter

Guild/Occupation: Draw Sword Guild Leader

Past Occupation(s):

Skills:

Weapons: Sword

Family: Hoshino Jun (brother in-law) (deceased)

Wakabayashi Anzu (mom) (alive)

Goto Isamu (dad) (alive)

Goto Fumiko (older sister) (deceased)

Hoshino Minoru (nephew) (alive)

Core headcanons - 

Hidden talent: Pretty good at cooking

Favorite food: Crab legs 

What motivates them: Minoru and the rest of his family, 

Treasured possession: Any of the presents Minoru got for him (pots and pans, a fluffy blanket, a few cat themed things) 

Deepest secret: He’s killed Minoru's father and hid the body and no one knows what happened to him

Best/Worst thing to happen to them: His family and his hunter family/His sister marrying that man

Random memories: Picking up Minoru in the pouring rain from his dad's house and the way he was clinging so tightly to him Goto had to let him keep his jacket, meeting Reiji for the first time and thinking he looks so edgy, watching an old lady feeding the cats in a nearby alley and doing the same when she stopped coming around, going out for a walk in the fields nearby with a friend and stargazing and realizing how he felt, going to his sisters baby shower and immediately picking up on husband's weird behavior when he caught him glaring at everyone behind their backs, 

Best friend/Worst enemy: Hoshino Minoru/Nishimura Oniyuri, the founder and original leader of the Draw Sword Guild

Good/Bad traits: Practical, relaxed/Stubborn, literally suicidal, insensitive, possessive, 

Things they’ve done/like to do: Cook his parents recipes, feed the neighborhood cats, help his parents out with various chores like picking vegetables, cleaning the dishes, setting the table, etc, collect various vinyl albums, 

Personality type: “Virtuoso” ISTP-A (11% extraverted, 89% introverted; 26% intuitive, 74% observant; 69% thinking, 31% feeling; 33% judging, 67% prospecting; 71% assertive, 29% turbulent)

Nervous habit: Goto doesn’t get nervous (he gets infinitely more trigger happy), drinking, 

Things they’re afraid of: Minoru losing faith/trust in him, 

Things they want to accomplish: Befriending the pregnant neighborhood cat, getting the courage to teach Minoru some cooking recipes,

Additional headcanons -

He collects swords and also vinyls

He day drinks a lot

Has the patience for physical brain teaser puzzles, like Rubik cubes

He's a great cook but is too lazy to go out and get groceries so he just orders out a lot

His laugh is kinda obnoxious and he's quite self conscious of it

He really likes sunlight

He lives outside of the Draw Sword Guild dorms, partially because the house he got has such large windows that Ryuji absolutely loves

Really likes studio Ghibli movies and most old anime movies as well (Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Akira, etc)

Their Timeline -

Age 12: his sister gets married + moves out

Age 13: announces child + Ryuji picks up on abuse happening + Minoru is born

6 years pass; sister breaks her leg + leaves her job + returns to japan

Age 20: finally gets to see sister and Minoru again

Age 21: ryuji is confirmed A rank (still can't decide - flip a coin decided for me)

2 years pass; Ryuji spends time with Minoru and his sister

Age 24: Ryuji joins the draw sword guild + upgraded to group leader

Age 25: sister gets diagnosed with cancer and eternal sleep

Age 26: Ryuji is upgraded to vice

Age 27: sister passed away in her sleep, Ryuji didn't get to say goodbye

Age 28: red gate incident + Nishimura Oniyuri dies + reawakening as S rank

Age 29: Minoru’s phone call + killing his dad

Age 30: Minoru is confirmed S rank

Age 31: Minoru joins the draw sword guild

Age 32: now

Side note or a brainrot, Noah's actor is Anthony Ramos right?

So the thing is i've been listening to his songs and they pop off so good😩🤌 So imagine like Noah sing to Mirage some bop ass songs in that time and maybe Mirage would get really attracted to him singing.

i think that'll be a good fanfic idea ngl, but srsly Anthony sings so good his music is VIBESSSSS

((Volume up‼️))

He’s literally dirty talking him omg

essentially an add-on to this users ( @peculiarpinkpig ‘s) post cause for SOME REASON (🙄) I can’t repost w video

Do i need to say more about this masterpiece?

Aliens vs Human Instincts

Ahem. For the consideration of the Humans are Space Orcs/Oddities/Deathworlders/Australians I present: wound licking instinct.

Humans, and most mammals, are hardwired to lick their bleeding wounds because our saliva contains tissue factor - which helps clot blood - and the enzyme lysozyme (also found in tears) which helps prevent infection.

However, human saliva also contains a horrifying amount of dangerous bacteria, so it's anyone's guess whether they're going to prevent or cause an infection when they start licking up their own blood. Human saliva coated wounds have caused infections bad enough to cause amputations and deaths, historically speaking.

Now imagine you're an alien whose species does not have the wound licking instinct.

You're already scared out of your mind because you've run your limit and the human is still following you. You hit it with something sharp. It staggers, it's hand bleeds.

It reaches up and licks the blood off its hand. It consumes itself with bared teeth. It hasn't taken its eyes off you as it does this.

In the ensuing scuffle it bites you. Somehow you manage to escape. But the wound aches and burns and the infection nearly costs you your arm.

You see the human again later that day. It waves. There is no sign of death in its hand.

I physically almost cannot stop the urge to just aggressively squish Soundwave, in a cute cuddly way ofc

I really like the Earthspark series, I`ve only watched 8 episode so far

FRRRRRRRRRR OMg theres like so Many unhinged people out there that looks so god damn normal until you trigger something and they'll reveal how feral, down bad, dirty, weird asf they are.

nah man you know what

enough with the 'uwu humans are fragile' in the transformers fandoms

gimme humans that are FERAL and are literal space orcs on a hell planet that tries every day to kill them even when its a nice day!

our games as children teach us hunting/evading/pursuit skills. Hide and Seek anyone? we learn to hide from enemies, how to track them down, and how to run them down if playing hide and seek: tag edition.

lets take Earthspark for example.

yes the cybertronians are Much Larger than us and that's Scary bc we're just a Little Guy but also once we get over that fear they become jungle gyms. you literally cannot tell me that (willing) autobots would not have at least 20 soldiers climbing all over their frames, using them as a the 'quick route' to get onto tall walkaways instead of having to go down the hall a quarter of a mile, take a left, take an elevator, and then climb stairs to reach the correct catwalk.

Wheeljack introduces a new weapon? the humans go "ooooo NICE but add a flame thrower."

"Why"

"bc i want to be able to toast marshmallows while i shoot shit with this thing"

just humans being their little weird humans selves and giving cybertronians on both sides heart attacks with the stupid shit we do