dasha-haziez - Welcome!
Welcome!

Hello there wandering Guest^^

25 posts

FRRRRRRRRRR OMg Theres Like So Many Unhinged People Out There That Looks So God Damn Normal Until You

FRRRRRRRRRR OMg theres like so Many unhinged people out there that looks so god damn normal until you trigger something and they'll reveal how feral, down bad, dirty, weird asf they are.

nah man you know what

enough with the 'uwu humans are fragile' in the transformers fandoms

gimme humans that are FERAL and are literal space orcs on a hell planet that tries every day to kill them even when its a nice day!

our games as children teach us hunting/evading/pursuit skills. Hide and Seek anyone? we learn to hide from enemies, how to track them down, and how to run them down if playing hide and seek: tag edition.

lets take Earthspark for example.

yes the cybertronians are Much Larger than us and that's Scary bc we're just a Little Guy but also once we get over that fear they become jungle gyms. you literally cannot tell me that (willing) autobots would not have at least 20 soldiers climbing all over their frames, using them as a the 'quick route' to get onto tall walkaways instead of having to go down the hall a quarter of a mile, take a left, take an elevator, and then climb stairs to reach the correct catwalk.

Wheeljack introduces a new weapon? the humans go "ooooo NICE but add a flame thrower."

"Why"

"bc i want to be able to toast marshmallows while i shoot shit with this thing"

just humans being their little weird humans selves and giving cybertronians on both sides heart attacks with the stupid shit we do

  • vliveshere
    vliveshere liked this · 6 months ago
  • bluedragon2306
    bluedragon2306 reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • trixiblaze
    trixiblaze liked this · 7 months ago
  • ooizhenqi018
    ooizhenqi018 liked this · 7 months ago
  • fr1day-incredible
    fr1day-incredible liked this · 7 months ago
  • lex752
    lex752 liked this · 7 months ago
  • bluedragon2306
    bluedragon2306 reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • bluedragon2306
    bluedragon2306 liked this · 7 months ago
  • adriftinareverie
    adriftinareverie reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • adriftinareverie
    adriftinareverie reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • adriftinareverie
    adriftinareverie reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • adriftinareverie
    adriftinareverie reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • adriftinareverie
    adriftinareverie reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • thatstrangesheep
    thatstrangesheep liked this · 7 months ago
  • joylessorbit
    joylessorbit reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • cleaning-my-stained-glasses
    cleaning-my-stained-glasses liked this · 7 months ago
  • winterkill62
    winterkill62 liked this · 7 months ago
  • transparentmilkshakeblizzard
    transparentmilkshakeblizzard liked this · 7 months ago
  • randomentety
    randomentety reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • randomentety
    randomentety liked this · 7 months ago
  • raileurta
    raileurta liked this · 7 months ago
  • chaos-kenos
    chaos-kenos reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • ying-the-creator
    ying-the-creator liked this · 7 months ago
  • pixill-jesters-reblogs
    pixill-jesters-reblogs reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • reeseisbetter
    reeseisbetter liked this · 7 months ago
  • localfriendlyeldritchthing
    localfriendlyeldritchthing reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • jktherandom-spark
    jktherandom-spark liked this · 7 months ago
  • adriftinareverie
    adriftinareverie reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • yuki2sksksk
    yuki2sksksk liked this · 7 months ago
  • time-shardz
    time-shardz liked this · 7 months ago
  • aquastardark
    aquastardark reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • aquastardark
    aquastardark liked this · 7 months ago
  • transformandscrollout
    transformandscrollout reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • diabolichare
    diabolichare liked this · 7 months ago
  • alttu
    alttu reblogged this · 7 months ago
  • dreamadventures-37
    dreamadventures-37 liked this · 7 months ago
  • featherdragon12
    featherdragon12 liked this · 8 months ago
  • dios-salty-toast
    dios-salty-toast liked this · 8 months ago
  • liketacos
    liketacos liked this · 8 months ago
  • mossear07
    mossear07 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • mossear07
    mossear07 liked this · 8 months ago
  • scriptiprompts
    scriptiprompts reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • simpingforbots
    simpingforbots liked this · 8 months ago
  • annieanonymous1
    annieanonymous1 reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • misstermann
    misstermann liked this · 8 months ago
  • sunnyside-sunset
    sunnyside-sunset liked this · 8 months ago

More Posts from Dasha-haziez

2 years ago

JinChul beloved

Istg i will write this fic myself- With all honesty, i really like the thought of Woo Jin-chul working to the point of beyond exhaustion, being in his headspace while working and not noticing the time AT ALL.

Like you know those times where you are doing something and really focused on them you didnt realise it has been hours?

But in Jin-Chul case, this might be unrealistic but he's been working for ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ. His substance are powered by coffee. Gallons of them at this point probably.

Promtly then snapping out of trance as he realise his body weaken. Like, tired kind of weak where youre muscles feels like jelly and stuff.

then Go Gunhee came into the office after another worker decided its probably a good idea to let the Chairman knows of his right hand man's situation.

I'm sure Gunhee is a busy man but he could always spare some time to do something else. And SOOOOO.

Gunhee took matters into HIS own hands. That being carrying the half-conscious Jin-Chul and manhadles him into bed in Jinchul's apartment.

And man does it look ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค. Its clean and all but the food- Fridge is empty asf and even cupboards!

Gunhee is aware about Jin-Chul staying in his office often and stays there at most time, though it never till the point he worked into passing out. Jin-Chul ate yes but only a good few bites before he stores them back into the office's fridge and going back to work.

So, Gunhee personaly, ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜บ takes care of Jin-Chul. Like ordering food and suplements. Most food are not to heavy for the stomach too due to Gunhee worrying it'll do Jin-Chul no good at all.

Though after a good meal and chat with Gunhee, Jin-chul fell asleep for ๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™™๐™–๐™ฎ๐™จ.

Lets say four or three. Just sleeping there with occasional and really short time of him waking up to take a drink or bathroom break. Before plopping into bed knowing the chairman visit him in the evenings making sure of things are okay and dandy.

that said, Gunhee worries for the young man's health. Sleeping for days? Isnt that an anomaly by now? Though the healer says everything fine other then immense amount of fatigue and the lack of nutrients.

In the end things turns out fine, JinChul and Gunhee had a talk about the situation. Jinchul assures its fine and he'll try to take care of himself better.

Which spoiler alert, it happened again. Few times each year.

So Gunhee isnt suprised when someone calls him in for help.

Im gonna write this istg i will. The plot gon be where someone ask for Gunhee's help.

Cause JinChul beloved just passes out and they are all confused on what tf to do with it.


Tags :
2 years ago

I love this idea so much my mind is REELING

FUCk, now thinking about alien kings with human advisors. Like, the human is seen as this mystical, strange creature (who really was just doing some research on the planet and got roped into the political drama) and now they stand stoically behind their bizarre, cosmically horrifying monarch, surveying the parade of potential suitors, land grabbers, and visiting monarchs.

Imagine it! Just a human made up in the regalia of the alien court, whispering in the ear of an eldritch king, eyeing you from across the hall.


Tags :
1 year ago

An Opinion About Megatron

So, lemme just start by addressing this one song called 'I'm Gonna Win' - by Rob Cantor. Desc below will be long so yeah :D If you want the summarise go to the very end.

I've been listening to this song multiple times actually, and eventually i slowly to really soak the lyrics and what it could possibly means. That and i've been into TF for a while now. Megatron became one of characters i liked, it came from someone explaining how tragic a Vehicon's life is, from then on i start to dig out some things about Decepticons. And its very interesting in my opinion. Especially the cause of their risings and why they did this even though they have strayed far from the original reason in the long run. Their reasons are from what i found and summarise is: to eliminate the unfair system of Cybertron, ultimately to put an end to it and to achieve change. This came because Megatron is treated unfairly as a miner-slave right? He was an expandable Miner before he became a gladiator. He saw the corruption within Cybertron's Leaders [๐˜ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต.] And he wants [๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต: ๐˜ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ, ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ช๐˜ต, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช'๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ง] to change the systems because he's there, he lives in it, and he doesn't like how unfair it is. Thats why he brings up the whole revolution thing, theres a line from Megatron that says: "The name was meant to demonize us. Instead, we wear it as a badge of honor for if speaking the truth is deception then we are gladly guilty." I think it meant to address how Megatron started this whole thing for the good of the lower caste and how many doesn't agree to it. Tbh, TFP Megatron is a whole goof in this. There is a lot more i wanted to say but the post will be too long and its getting late for me.

I'm very new to the fandom, just been here for a few months and read a lot of in-lore fics- thats where my knowledge about TF builds up because theres actually really great authors with deep knowledge about TF's lores and character's background. What i really wanted to say is the song above suits well with Megatron, just my opinion. Theres a lot phrases that i think will describe Megs's life journey and his a chunk of his motive.


Tags :
1 year ago

Ehe. Ehe, e h e ๐Ÿ˜ŠI will now, lay my hands upon the sacred keyboard who will be my witnesses upon a creation of thy people๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Transformers Body Parts

Source

The names of the Transformerโ€™s body parts as in their real names, not hands but servos. Now I really donโ€™t know the names of these body parts so if you do can you write a post about it and Iโ€™ll update this to match it.

Head areaย  Brain: Processor / Brain Moduleย  Head: Helm Face: Face plate - I never would have thunk it! Ears: Audio receptors / Receptor Orifice / Audialsย  Nose: Enstril / Olfactory Sensor Eye brow: Optical ridgeย  Eyes: Optics Mouth: Intake Teeth: Denta/Dentasย  Tongue: Glossa Head armour Helm - Helmet in case you couldnโ€™t figure that out.ย  Mouth place - look at G1 Optimus Prime for the best idea as to what it is. Visor - protects the optics from explosions and shrapnel. Chest area Chest: Chassis / Thoraxal Cavity Back: Hexa-Lateral Scapulaย  Spine: Bipedalism cord / Back Strutย  Chest and back armour Chest plate Back plate Mid-section plating Spinal struts

Arm areas Arms: Arms / Restarlueus Forearms: Bitarlueus Hands: Servos Fingers: Digits Arm armour Gantlets Shoulder pads Arm guard Lower area Pelvis: Pelvis Butt: Aft / Skid-Plate Thighs: Tibulen Calves: Cadulenย  Feet: Pedes - the high heel bit is called Struts or Heel Struts. Lower armour Shirt plates Aft plate Thigh guard Armoured feet - I really couldnโ€™t think of anything. General stuff Muscles: Cables / Pistons - It depends on the area in question.ย  Veins: Fual lines Stomach: Tanks Lungs: Vents, cooling fans - used to stop the con/bot from over heating. Heart: Spark, also fuel pump Tattoos: D-con/A-bot Insignias, IDW-verse: Autobrand and Deceptibrand

Edit: added โ€œfuel pumpโ€, โ€œautobrandโ€, โ€œcooling fansโ€, โ€œspinal strutsโ€ and โ€œdeceptibrandโ€, thank you monumentalmistakes-mun and anon c:


Tags :
2 years ago

I love this idea so much my mind is REELING

FUCk, now thinking about alien kings with human advisors. Like, the human is seen as this mystical, strange creature (who really was just doing some research on the planet and got roped into the political drama) and now they stand stoically behind their bizarre, cosmically horrifying monarch, surveying the parade of potential suitors, land grabbers, and visiting monarchs.

Imagine it! Just a human made up in the regalia of the alien court, whispering in the ear of an eldritch king, eyeing you from across the hall.


Tags :