Lokis Inner Monologue In Endgame (since Marvel Didn't Provide It)

loki’s inner monologue in endgame (since marvel didn't provide it)

Loki: wow aren’t they discreet? Thor - clearly from the future, might I add - just lumbered past my window and thinks I didn’t see him… 

Loki: is future Tony really checking out past Steve?? right now?? while on a time mission?? get your head in the game STark how’re you going to ‘avenge’ anything if you cant think straight at a time like this, honestly smh 

Loki: I cant believe this. They’re attempting to steal the tesseract. in broad daylight. with cameras and people around. did they really think no one would notice?? i’m standing riGHt here…??

Loki: and they FAILED too?? how do you mess up that badly? I mean its good for me because I get the ~tesseract~ but really?? I thought Stark was meant to be a genius?? How did their plan go that badly and who authorised them to have time travel with plans like these??

And I am the Reaper of Souls

Title: And I am the Reaper of Souls | (Part 5 of the Hate Leads to Suffering series)

Rating: M

Pairing: None. Armitage Hux & Reader (non-romantic)

Summary: The First Order’s new enforcer is somehow more frightening than Kylo Ren. 

Word count: 500

Warnings: DarkSide!Reader. Death/Murder. Bump in rating for violence. Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

Notes: Thank you to those who left nice comments/likes/reblogs and encouraged me to continue this series!

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I am think the same. They wanted Thanos to be the villan that everybody remembers and because off that they killed LOKI.

I wanna add cos tweets are too short.

Imagine you wanna introduce villain like Thanos to the world & its supposed to be the most feared & biggest & most favorite villain,you plan this for years...

And then unexpectadily a young unknown english actor comes & brings to life a villain, an antihero that people love more than hero and despite putting your villain dramaticaly in post credit scene,people still mostly ask about that other guy they were not supposed to care for and what happened to him after attack on NY.

They must have been angry how people fell for Loki! I mean even Bob Iger said noone was gonna remember Loki 6 minutes after Thor movie.

This villain,who was supposed to be just mad brother of Thor,got such a power they literally had to change script to TDW and therefor outcome of the entire MCU & even delete his one single scene in AoU because he gained such a fanbase.

Look at the facts. Posters. Trailers. They have been cutting his screentime to the minimum! At the end,despite being in several movies & literally shaping everyone's fate since 2011 he got like 30 sec of screentime & didnt get into the final battle (characters who were in 1 movie before did) despite Thanos torturing him & we can say fucking up his life.

What im saying is Marvel cant admit how beloved and famous Loki is. That noone gives a shit about villain they wanted masses to love.

Peter: okay Mx.Loki, if you had a gun with two bullets and you were in the room with Thanos, Odin and Hela who would you shoot?

Loki: I’d stab Thor. Twice. Then fake my death.

Thor: I wasn’t even one of the options??

Thor: You have a gun not a knife??

Thor: What do you mean 'fAke yOur dEatH'??

Loki: Hela can take care of Odin. I'd then stab you twice and then fake my death so I don't have to deal with Thanos.

Peter: [taking notes] go on...

The Revengers As Club Penguin

Thor: 

Bruce: 

Valkyrie:

loki: 

Hela: 

the Loki show opens with 2012!loki cheering on 2023!loki as he plays as NoobMaster69. 2019!loki walks in and offers them refreshments.