Trazyn The Infinite Is The Primarch Of The Blood Ravens AU.

trazyn the infinite is the primarch of the blood ravens AU.

even though i do not know much of the lore of the blood ravens, i keep seeing memes about trazyn being their primarch. and so like anyone who saw a funny story idea, i decided to look up fics for this. and yet i found none. now i have absolutely no concordance in my writing ability, or i would try to write it my self. and so i turn to tumbler. will you, the people of the world wide web, give unto this poor soul the crack fic he so strongly desires.

yo where is the fic

tim drake and nadia van dyne would get along great I feel like and this would either be a good thing or a terrible thing.

on the one hand, nadia is really good at getting people to recognize their own worth and taking care of them, and that's something that tim could probably use. and tim is, well, tim. he's a good leader, he's good with people, and nadia might need a break from being the leader so much. they tend to be "on" a lot of the time, and maybe having someone else who feels that pressure is some useful solidarity.

on the other hand, nadia has manic episodes in which she tries desperately to fix everyone around her, and tim is also completely obsessive about fixing things and finding answers. nadia built a tiny microverse lab in a necklace so she could get more done in less time. tim lost his spleen and bled out in the desert and didn't tell anyone. they are both not the healthiest in terms of work ethic! and they would absolutely make each other spiral.

So I finished Unremembered Empire...

Actually I finished it like a week ago, I've just been wrangling with some gnarly insomnia and haven't had the brainpower to post. Ending thoughts:

For some reason I was under the impression that Vulkan was stark raving mad and stark raving naked when he charged Konrad Curze, and I'm deeply disappointed that he wasn't. Would it make sense? Probably not. Would it be fucking wild? Absolutely. I can only shake my head at Abnett's cowardice.

Does Curze have any motive beyond, "lol killing fun"?

Lion and Guilliman just fucking jumped Sanguinius as soon as he got off the ship, didn't they. Dude must have been so happy to see his brothers, and then they just cram a crown into his hands.

Euten rallying the Shattered Legions was phenomenal. Can we just make her their temporary primarch while they're on Macragge? They could use a mom, is all I'm saying.

I know it's a very serious moment, but I find the unexpected orbital drop to be such a hilarious concept. Baffled Macraggans getting bombarded by equally baffled Dark Angels. Imagine having a drop pod land in your neighborhood, and now you have these deeply embarrassed Astartes on your porch apologizing for blowing over your garage. Everyone comes out to stare. Someone's grandpa is convinced that the Word Bearers are attacking and has to be restrained from opening fire with a rusty old lasgun. A small child keeps escaping her parents to tell the Dark Angels that their armor is the wrong color. The Arbites are trying, and failing, to hustle everyone back into their homes. And then the Ultramarines come tearing in like the most deranged traffic cops to ever dog the streets. I'm gonna write fanfiction about this, mark my words.

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

yes

40k AU where everything is the same, except Guilliman makes terrible dad jokes every opportunity he gets with a completely straight face.

Sakura redesign from my fic Time Travel? What The Fuck?