Is This What You Were Looking For.

is this what you were looking for.

Au where Naruto can see ghosts and he constantly stares off into space and all the kids thing he’s weird but he’s just listening to Hashirama, Mito, Tobirama and Izuna talk and complain about how far the village fell.

Naruto always creeps out teachers by knowing things he just shouldn’t and constantly gets his ANBU guard in trouble because he just disappears.

Aka Naruto and his judgment squad/tutors

What if we scale it back a bit: AU where mito's soul was sealed away when she died (bc idk an Uzumaki soul might be useful) and naruto releases her after finding a folder labeled "Uzumaki" while snooping

creeps up behind you. "yo where is the fic"

Naruto memes because yes

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

where is the fic

okay, please imagine with me:

mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally

meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that

hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams

a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama

it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)

yes i would be into that

for your "my ambition (will be your savior)" au

i ask for only a smidge, a speck, a small drabble, of Resembool finally finding out that ed is a state alchemist.

or would that be spoilers.

Oh, I think... I think that would be spoilers? Maybe? I'm not sure if it ever really comes up in the story itself, but I... had ideas... about how I could maybe do a sequel for it (if I could just ever actually finish the damn thing), and it would probably be during the sequel that it would come up, meaning that a little drabble would probably spoil some things that I have planned for the end of my ambitions (will be your savior)...

But, I mean, I think I could still work on that? I don't really have the time right now, though, so it would probably be a week or two before I can really start, but I mean, if you guys do want the spoilers then I could do that.

yo where is the fic

Imagine Nadia meeting the mcu Hank Pym and Janet .

She definitely thinks that Earth-19999 Janet is not as cool as her Janet lmaooo

Finds out what she's like here and just goes "Janet got de-yassified 😭😭😭"

But Nadia's still ready to go to bat for this woman, and minutes into the first meeting and she's interrogating Janet about Hank's treatment of her "Does he hit you?? Are you okay??? I've never killed anyone but I have all the training for it, just say the word."

But in a vacuum, outside of the abuse of her stepmother (? Idk how to describe her relationship w Janet), this version of Hank will make her feel... sad, I think.

There are a lot of thoughts I have to explain this, but without getting into a rant, Nadia is confronted with a reality where Hank is alive. And there. And not a murderous robot.

This could've been her life. When she had thought about her father in the Red Room, this was the man she thought about. But it isn't hers.

And that's really sad, I think.