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Hey I love your cars writing can you give me funny headcannas of lightning being a brat I just love that and I saw an old post where lightning was being picked up by doc and photographers got it can I please get the full story I just know Francisco keep showing it to embarrassed lightning please

Some Bratty Lightning McQueen Coming Up, My Anonymous Friend!

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Lightning's voice always goes slightly higher when he's complaining, its just a thing that happens that never really changed. (He hates it to no end)

Somewhere in his rookie years, he got into the mind set that people will give him stuff if he complained enough about it. He has grown out of it, no thanks to Doc, but even with Doc around there are times where his mind will immediately revert back to being annoying and whiny.

And the conversations would start something like the following-

"Doc, I'm starving! There's a McDonalds just down the road,"

"No, kid. McDonalds is unreasonably overpriced these days,"

"Oh come on! It's literally five blocks down the road!"

"Answer is still no, kid,"

"But I want McDonalds!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen,"

"Why not?"

The conversation would just derail and spiral from there until it became a nonsense back and forth where neither party made any progress.

So Doc came up with a new way to win.

Everytime something like that happened, Doc would just pick Lightning up and not let him go until he shut up about it, mostly ignoring the kid's complaining. (The longest amount of time Doc held Lightning was 2 hours, and it only ended because Lightning finally passed out from complaining)

When Lightning is feeling extra bratty, he stomps his foot.

He also totally gives off Sharpay Evans vibes on some occasions when he's with his friends.

His tantrums also give tabloids and other racers like Francesco and Chick fuel to increase their fire.

Francesco always posts the tantrums that Lightning throws to his social media platforms, making fun of him whenever he gets the chance.

Chick almost always brings up a Lightning tantrum when it happens on his talk show. Even if it isn't scheduled in the script, he still manages to find time for it to be somewhere.

It's TRANSformers, not CISformers motherfuckers seeing as people are So worried about a Damm robot having Pronouns let go WAY back to the transformers movie ( 1986 ) you guys know the movie were hundreds of kids were traumatized cause Optimus died yet not many parents weren't worried they just complain cause they didn't want their kids to be upset but now they think we're poisoning they kids mind when we're just being inclusive so I only have one thing to say to those Homophobes

GROW THE FUCK UP

It's not that bad it's fucking Pronouns we learn them in the 1st grade they are much more issues on TV than this you're worrying about the wrong things , find something better to do and leave nightshade alone THEY have done nothing wrong but Express themselves.

But side note I know this scene is sad and all, but they had an amazing soundtrack ok that you and have a good day

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Omg!!! He kept bee little drawing 🥺🥹🥹🥺

if we’re still doing the shipping game what about platonic/found family ships? the most prominent one i see on your blog is bee being the baby which i absolutely agree on. tho it’s more based on tfp yeah?

Oh, that’s actually an interesting question :D. I love the found family trope and I think the whole tfp Team Prime is a great example of it. Even Optimus himself calls his team a family, it’s absolutely adorable. For me it includes humans too, both children and Fowler with June, I love all the sillies. Speaking of platonic ships, I think that Ratchet and June would actually make good friends, they have similar experiences and honestly, they have matching vibes.

And yes, tfp Bumblebee being the child of the team is one of my favourite things to draw. Optimus and Ratchet being his parents is something that I’ll never get tired of drawing. I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it before, but in my humanformers AU Ratchet is Bumblebee’s biological father. Ratchet had been raising him alone until he met Orion when Bee was around 7 years old (in human years). Orion and later on Optimus becomes Bumblebee’s stepfather so their bond is also as strong. Ratchet and Bumblebee’s story may vary in different AUs, but it’s always important to me to represent their relationship in a “parent and child” way.

Actually, here are some of the drawings with them I haven’t posted yet. These two are my everything T^T

Hahaha 😆

Had a dream that Megatron kidnapped Bee and held him for ransom but instantly regretted it because he will not stop fucking talking and roasting everyone because he knows that if Megan kills him then the deal is off. In one scene Megan was on the phone with Swindle and Bee was in the back calling Swindle's name over and over and over and over until his patience finally broke and he asked what the fuck he wanted, to which Bee asked "Do you sell any ligma?" and Swindle said "What the fuck is a ligma" while Megan sighed because this is literally the 50th dick joke this week and it's only Monday. Bee also keeps asking about Megatron's love life because he might as well if he's stuck here.

"Dude when are you gonna fuck my boss, or are you still fuckin Screamer? I bet you ain't had good valve in megacycles, thas prolly why you such an asshole. Pent up bitch. No bitches havin ass bitch. Ugly ass bitch. Stupid ass bitch. How you gonna get assassinated, fuckin lame ass bitch. Whore. Gay. Gay. Homosexual. Gay. No balls. Gay. Hoe. Slut. Blue balls havin ass. Dickless. Dicknips. Big tiddy havin ass. No ass havin ass. Gets betrayed every Tuesday lookin ass. Wealthy lookin ass. Lonely lookin ass. Cringe. I bet you cry yourself to sleep at night. 'No one to tuck me in at night' lookin ass. 'Nice guys finish last' lookin ass. 'Rawr x3 Im so quirky and weird' lookin ass. Edgy lookin ass. 12 layers of makeup lookin ass. 'I went to college for this' lookin ass. 50 shades of purple lookin ass." - Bumblebee to Megatron, 2023

"I know you aint laughin', 8 legged ass bitch. Itsy bitsy lookin ass bitch. How you gonna suck me then ghost me tf. [talking about the power snatchin shit] Fuckin whore. What even is the deal with you and Optimus? Are you his ex? Honestly he could've done better tbh. Slut. Hoe. 'I listen to Drake' lookin ass bitch. XXXtentacion listenin ass bitch. I bet you use tinder, stupid ass bitch. I bet you catfish mfs on twitter. You look like you use reddit just to play into your goofy ass 'not like the other girls' persona. Newsflash: Drinking starbucks is not a personality trait." - Bumblebee to Black Arachnia, 2023

Hey! Thanks for liking my post, it really helps me out! As a small artist here, every like and follow matters to me.

Again, thanks for liking my post, and stay safe!

-Spiffy

No problem, spiffy. I can tell you put hard work into that drawing, and that hard work deserves recognition 👏 so no problem 😊 if you ever wanna talk about transformers, my chat is always open

Thanks again so much this is awesome 👌 👏 👍 😍 💖

Hahaha 😆 just the thought of Sentinel ask blackarachnia that and she knows Damm well she wasn't pregnant before the academy

Thanks so much for the first ask 😊 but what about Sentinel I know he wouldn't be protective of him but he would definitely stair at bee a lot I bet he even thought at one point " did elita even have a son " lol ohh and how would blackarachnia feel if she actually got a good look at bee like

blackarachnia : why does the little one look so much like me

Sentinel: before the academy were you ever you know...........

Elita: NO !!

You're welcome.

And yes, Sentinel wouldn't be protective of Bumblebee, but he'll definitely stare at him a lot. Of course, back when Sentinel was Bee's drill sergeant, Sentinel had wondered if Bumblebee was Elita's clone or something. Plus, after losing Elita, Sentinel would have stayed away from Bee for a while since was too painful for him.

Blackarachnia also would have been shocked when she met Bumblebee. Surprisingly, Blackarachnia and Bumblebee didn't interact much, though I believe it's because it's painful for her to look at him since he looks like her before she was a techno-organic. So every time she looks at him, he reminds her of the time she was once that young and carefree bot she used to be.

Also yes, if given the chance, Sentinel would have asked Blackarachnia if she's related to Bumblebee, to which she responds with a big no.