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(lightning and cruz designs by my friend @aurora-ze-aquarius)

he's my scrunkly scrimblo (has not watched cars 3)

SHU TODOROKI WITH A BEAUTY MARK YEEEE-

Finally making this cause I've been putting it off for too long. Also I can't draw children—

Also I made this in like, an hour so forgive me for the bad quality—

"...hi... um... I'm Sam..."

Meet the youngest member of Radiator Springs! Samantha Estelle McQueen! Sam for short!

She was born on June 17th, 2013

She loves music (especially singing and dancing), playing dress up, mint candy, watermelons, playing tag with her father and Mater, and reading fairytales

She loves watching her father race, hanging out with her racer uncles (and aunt) (Cal, Bobby, the WGP team but mostly Francesco)

She used to be a cheeky, and fussy kid, who used to get into all sorts of trouble, but after watching her father crash, she hasn't been the same since.

In fact, she's become more withdrawn and quiet.

She's been getting therapy (Lightning and Sally too tbh)

Hates, and I mean, despises Jackson Storm with a passion. She blames him for essentially hurting her father in such a way. Even more so after watching him crash into Cruz.

"He's a big meanie..! Why do people like him..?"

Easily startled, especially by crushing noises

She's quite clingy, especially towards Lightning

After the crash, she's lost all interest in racing, her only remaining interest in it lies in collecting the toys (die-casts)

Redraw of an old art piece (in traditional)

Awwww 🤩 gives credit to @aurora-ze-aquarius they amazing 👏

Thank you 😊 for answering my questions but that reunion must have been awkward 😬 😅

I can see lightning look at this gard and is like oh it's Jackson walk towards him it's just like hi Jackson and Jackson like OH SHIT it's you

Them basically:

OMG That be so funny they just run into this random blonde dude who like won a pin ball game or something and he's like KACHOW !!! And they just sitting they like hey that's what lightning say ....... wait a minute 😳

Cruz : I just wanna try some old candy come on let's in joy out time here a little bit

Jackson: ok hurry up then so we can get out of here

Montgomery McQueen in the back round : kachow take that Jonny i beat your high score in pin ball

( and yes I was thinking of Jonny Lawrence for karat kids lol 😆)

Hey I was thinking of making a cars au and I wanna see what you think, I'm calling it the time travel AU and what happens is Cruz and Jackson some how go back in time to the 80s and see a young teen lightning McQueen ( cause i think 🤔 he from the 80s era ) and see how different of a person he was when he was younger ( i also feel like when lightning was younger he was one of those popular kids that everyone's thought was mean but was actually really nice 👌.

And Cruz and Jackson look young enough to be in high school .

And you know how his name is Montgomery but for some reason I feel like both cruz and Jackson don't know that and when they looking for him and they like hey were looking for a lightning McQueen and people are like we don't have a lightning McQueen but we know a Montgomery McQueen

So what do you think 🤔 please give me any feedback 👌

I think this is a really cool idea ^^

I'd love to see how Cruz and Jackson react to younger McQueen, maybe even see his old home life 👀

Maybe you could add a joke where Jackson complains how they're looking for Lightning not his dad, but then they meet Monty and it actually is Lightning lmaoo

If Jackson and Cruz were to somehow enroll in Monty's highschool, I believe their ages would be around 16/17. I've done a bit of digging and found that some of the youngest irl racecar drivers are/were around 17/18 years old.

(Examples include Max Verstappen from F1 and Kalle Rovanperä from the WRC, both of which started their careers at 17 years old.)

For Cruz, since she had a job before racing, you could say she worked as a volunteer trainer for Rusteze.

Also!! Don't forget that since they're going back in time, there should be culture shock from both Jackson/Cruz, and some of the cars around them.

It's the 80s, car models like Jackson and Cruz have yet to exist, so every once in a while, they may get odd looks from people. At the same time, Jackson and Cruz talk and act quite different from the cars of that time period, so they may have to try to blend in. Maybe even change their look up temporarily.

(That is if this is a long story of course! If they're stuck in the past for not as long (like in that one episode of Tall Mater Tales) then it's perfectly ok to keep their appearance the same. It's just a suggestion ofc)

This au looks very promising, and I wish you good luck on it my friendo

Awwww he so cute 😍

I wanna just

squish 👏 those 👏 cute 👏 cheeks 👏

(I swear he looks just like a super fluffy plushie akdhsjsbs)

Hahaha 😆

Hey I love your cars writing can you give me funny headcannas of lightning being a brat I just love that and I saw an old post where lightning was being picked up by doc and photographers got it can I please get the full story I just know Francisco keep showing it to embarrassed lightning please

Some Bratty Lightning McQueen Coming Up, My Anonymous Friend!

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Lightning's voice always goes slightly higher when he's complaining, its just a thing that happens that never really changed. (He hates it to no end)

Somewhere in his rookie years, he got into the mind set that people will give him stuff if he complained enough about it. He has grown out of it, no thanks to Doc, but even with Doc around there are times where his mind will immediately revert back to being annoying and whiny.

And the conversations would start something like the following-

"Doc, I'm starving! There's a McDonalds just down the road,"

"No, kid. McDonalds is unreasonably overpriced these days,"

"Oh come on! It's literally five blocks down the road!"

"Answer is still no, kid,"

"But I want McDonalds!"

"Nope. Not gonna happen,"

"Why not?"

The conversation would just derail and spiral from there until it became a nonsense back and forth where neither party made any progress.

So Doc came up with a new way to win.

Everytime something like that happened, Doc would just pick Lightning up and not let him go until he shut up about it, mostly ignoring the kid's complaining. (The longest amount of time Doc held Lightning was 2 hours, and it only ended because Lightning finally passed out from complaining)

When Lightning is feeling extra bratty, he stomps his foot.

He also totally gives off Sharpay Evans vibes on some occasions when he's with his friends.

His tantrums also give tabloids and other racers like Francesco and Chick fuel to increase their fire.

Francesco always posts the tantrums that Lightning throws to his social media platforms, making fun of him whenever he gets the chance.

Chick almost always brings up a Lightning tantrum when it happens on his talk show. Even if it isn't scheduled in the script, he still manages to find time for it to be somewhere.

@rollingwheels that's you!!!!!! Awwwww Francisco cares even when lightning can't see it poor lightning 😢

Omg hi I love your blog can you please do

Lightning McQueen angst like maybe after Doc died he visits his grave every father day but he has a race on that day and he comes in second and Francisco wants to rubs it in his face but Lightning crying not cause of the race but because he missed Doc please

And have a good day

A n g s t- It's been a hot second since I've written any angst- but here ya go!

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The phone rang. Droning on and on until Lightning couldn't take it anymore and picked up his phone in a fit of blinding frustration and tears.

'San Fransisco'

Great, just what he needed today, some Italian loud mouth to come and insult him and his racing skills.

Doc's racing skills.

God damn it, why did it have to be today of all days? Which also so happened to be the day he completely butchered a win and ended up in second? A day that always reminded him of the man that raised him more than his biological father ever had?

Fuck, Doc was probably rolling in his grave right now at the embarrassing performance Lightning showed today using his moves. What did Doc ever see in him?

Sniffling a couple of times to clear his sinuses, Lightning wiped his eyes and for some reason ended up pressing the green phone icon and placed the phone up to his ear.

"What do you want?" Lightning questioned, trying to make his voice sound stronger than it was.

The laughter from the other side of the phone filled the empty, dark space Lightning had holed himself up in.

"Ah! McQueen! Francesco was thinking you were still sulking from your second placement today and would not answer this call,"

McQueen stared angrily downwards, his free hand gripping tighter onto a medium sized photo as more tears began to build behind his eyes. "Did you really call me at seven in the morning just to insult me? That's just lame,"

He ignored how his voice trembled as he spoke.

Francesco hummed annoyingly into the speaker. "Lame is-a not what Francesco would call himself. Especially since I am a morning person unlike you, McQueen. Who obviously woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning when you came in second,"

Tears began to stream down Lightning's face. His breath caught in his throat and he nearly choked but he didn't, he just sat there in the dark confines of his trailer, clutching onto the old photo of him and Doc that he had taken out the back of his phone case.

"McQueen? Did you hang up on me? Francesco is not one to be hung up on,"

"Are you done?" McQueen finally said, not being able to hold back the crack in his voice.

There was a pause on Francesco's end, like a moment of processing for the idiot.

Eventually, Francesco spoke again. "Lightning, are you alright?"

Tearing the phone away from his ear, Lightning yelled out in frustration, in agony, in pain, in grief, in everything. He ended the call with the tap of the red phone icon and threw his mobile across the dark trailer, listening to it strike the far end of the room with a sharp crack.

He probably broke the damn thing.

He didn't care.

Bowing his head, he clutched onto the old photo of him and Doc in both hands, letting his tears fall freely as he sobbed to no one.

Somewhere in the background, his broken phone rang and buzzed, making all sorts of sounds. Voicemails were left, texts were by the dozen, and missed calls shot through the roof.

But it was all ignored.

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆 @rollingwheels that's again and remember I'll be back 😈 so be prepared hahaha 😆

Hey, I know you're probably tired of me already, but I love your blog, so I come back this last time ( I'll be back) to ask

How do the towns people/ lightning racers friends react to finding out lightning basically went to juvenile

I had this funny Scenario in my hand where he see and old friends from there and this guy's got tattoo and scars everywhere and lightning just like hey buddy how you been lol 😆

Thanks 😊 🫂

Kajdjsjs+ no no! I love all of your asks! It gives me things to ponder that I hadn't thought of before! I should be thanking you! Lol!

Here's some reactions of the Radiator Springs members to Lightning meeting a friend from juvie

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At first, when Lightning tells the RS members that he wasn't the squeaky clean racer that they know, they thought more on the mild side like the occasional acting out in class, school detentions, poorer grades, etc. That sort of thing.

But when a heavily buff and tattooed guy and his biker gang comes into their town looking for Lightning, most of the residents are suddenly on edge. Like- why are guys who look like their retired black market smugglers looking for Lightning?

Radiator Springs gets locked and loaded, keeping an eye on the buff and burley newcomers that says their looking for Lightning and making sure not to let the guys out of their sight.

They were so prepared to leap to Lightning's defense that when Lightning suddenly saw one of them and immediately charged toward that specific guy and hugged him, they were s h o o k.

Lightning knows this guy? These people? What???

Lightning then explains gleefully that the guy he had ran up and hugged was a good friend he had met when he was in juvie and then RS then collectively has to take a second to process that because w h a t-

The only person who literally isn't surprised by Lightning knowing a bunch of people who look like they beat people up for a living is Doc, who's been watching in amusement from the sidelines as Radiator Springs essentially looses it's mind for the next few days as the gang stays for a little bit to catch up with their old pal.

Lightning remains obvious to that fact up until the gang leaves- in which the following conversation is had as the gang drives off on their motorcycles to head further west.

Doc : Well, that went better than the last time.

Lightning : The last time?

Flo : Oh yeah, much better than last time.

Lightning : Wait, what happened last time?

Sally : Oh wait, are you talking about when a band of four bandits tried to rob V8?

Lightning : Wait what-

Sheriff : Yep, thank God for Doc's impeccable timing, though. Otherwise we all would've been six feet under.

Lightning : W H A T

Doc : That's a story for later, kid

Thanks @rollingwheels thanks again I really appreciate it

Ok, I'm back. That was a long break, lol 😆

So really quick

1. What was lightning sent to juvenile for

2. I honestly think it was for fighting cause when I think of juvenile lightning McQueen I think of white boy Carol from shameless but that just me

3. How would Francisco and chicks react and I feel chicks would definitely release it to the public and lightning get bombarded with with question lol Francisco would probably think lightning could fight

Ok, that it .......I somewhat promise

Lmaooo! It's all good!

Also I apologize I wasn't able to get to your ask faster, but here it is!!

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1) Lightning went to juvie for being caught too many times by police in the act of stealing and petty theft that had increasingly escalated to the point where a court was involved.

However...

Lightning never hurt anyone

He was never peer pressured into doing stuff that would get a legal adult into prison such as straight up robbing a place or holding someone at gunpoint/weapon point.

And he only stole small things that were mostly for other people. Socks for a homeless man, shoe laces for a poor girl who could never afford new shoes, granola bars for a toddler who always goes hungry at home, candy bars to cheer up the sad old lady down the street, etc.

The only time he stole for himself was when he was escaping being put into the system, where he snuck back into his old home and grabbed his birth certificate for some form of identification so he could get it to Harv.

2) If Francesco ever found out, he'd at first be slightly confused, then become intimidated by the fact after he thought it over.

Lightning McQueen? The guy he constantly poked at and made fun of for fun? That Lightning McQueen had gone to jail?

And of course Francesco hasn't really heard the full story behind Lightning convictions, so he kinda assumes the worst at first and thinks to himself in relief-

Gee, good thing their banter was all in good fun for the most part...

3) Now in the other hand, if Chick Hicks found out he'd have a whole ass whale of a time doxing McQueen on socal media. Spreading it around and spitting out rumors and false information about it which would have ended with a lawsuit for defamation if Chick's harassment continued for longer than it had. (Which was about two weeks)

And at first Lightning gets all nervous and worked up about it, but then with the help and reassurance of his new family he manages to keep a cool head.

The doxing eventually stops when the news becomes more irrelevant and Chick's social media accounts get suspended for about a month or so

@95enthusiast this is awesome 👌

“Alright, let’s do this one last time…”

“My name is Lightning McQueen, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the past couple weeks, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man”

“I’m pretty sure you know the rest.”

…Anyway everyone say thank you to the AU that singlehandedly brought me out of art block 🕺