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He had to try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lightning and Francesco! Inspired by @incorrectcarsquotes post!
Francesco: Nice hands~
Lightning: Thanks?
Francesco: I bet they'd look way better wrapped around my-
Doc: *running and covering McQueen's ears* WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH
Lightning: Being around you... it's hard.
Francesco: Being around you makes me hard.
Lightning: What?
Francesco: What?
I blame the Cars Discord chat for this, but i blame myself for actually putting effort into it. We are all at fault in this. We can’t be forgiven for this.
Mi OTP de mi pelicula favorita, Cars 2. Francesco es molesto, pero adorable.
Ka-Ciao
Francesco’s mama ships Lightning and Francesco and hints at Francesco to bring him home
Submitted by anonymous
Hahaha 😆
Hey I love your cars writing can you give me funny headcannas of lightning being a brat I just love that and I saw an old post where lightning was being picked up by doc and photographers got it can I please get the full story I just know Francisco keep showing it to embarrassed lightning please
Some Bratty Lightning McQueen Coming Up, My Anonymous Friend!
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Lightning's voice always goes slightly higher when he's complaining, its just a thing that happens that never really changed. (He hates it to no end)
Somewhere in his rookie years, he got into the mind set that people will give him stuff if he complained enough about it. He has grown out of it, no thanks to Doc, but even with Doc around there are times where his mind will immediately revert back to being annoying and whiny.
And the conversations would start something like the following-
"Doc, I'm starving! There's a McDonalds just down the road,"
"No, kid. McDonalds is unreasonably overpriced these days,"
"Oh come on! It's literally five blocks down the road!"
"Answer is still no, kid,"
"But I want McDonalds!"
"Nope. Not gonna happen,"
"Why not?"
The conversation would just derail and spiral from there until it became a nonsense back and forth where neither party made any progress.
So Doc came up with a new way to win.
Everytime something like that happened, Doc would just pick Lightning up and not let him go until he shut up about it, mostly ignoring the kid's complaining. (The longest amount of time Doc held Lightning was 2 hours, and it only ended because Lightning finally passed out from complaining)
When Lightning is feeling extra bratty, he stomps his foot.
He also totally gives off Sharpay Evans vibes on some occasions when he's with his friends.
His tantrums also give tabloids and other racers like Francesco and Chick fuel to increase their fire.
Francesco always posts the tantrums that Lightning throws to his social media platforms, making fun of him whenever he gets the chance.
Chick almost always brings up a Lightning tantrum when it happens on his talk show. Even if it isn't scheduled in the script, he still manages to find time for it to be somewhere.
@rollingwheels that's you!!!!!! Awwwww Francisco cares even when lightning can't see it poor lightning 😢
Omg hi I love your blog can you please do
Lightning McQueen angst like maybe after Doc died he visits his grave every father day but he has a race on that day and he comes in second and Francisco wants to rubs it in his face but Lightning crying not cause of the race but because he missed Doc please
And have a good day
A n g s t- It's been a hot second since I've written any angst- but here ya go!
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The phone rang. Droning on and on until Lightning couldn't take it anymore and picked up his phone in a fit of blinding frustration and tears.
'San Fransisco'
Great, just what he needed today, some Italian loud mouth to come and insult him and his racing skills.
Doc's racing skills.
God damn it, why did it have to be today of all days? Which also so happened to be the day he completely butchered a win and ended up in second? A day that always reminded him of the man that raised him more than his biological father ever had?
Fuck, Doc was probably rolling in his grave right now at the embarrassing performance Lightning showed today using his moves. What did Doc ever see in him?
Sniffling a couple of times to clear his sinuses, Lightning wiped his eyes and for some reason ended up pressing the green phone icon and placed the phone up to his ear.
"What do you want?" Lightning questioned, trying to make his voice sound stronger than it was.
The laughter from the other side of the phone filled the empty, dark space Lightning had holed himself up in.
"Ah! McQueen! Francesco was thinking you were still sulking from your second placement today and would not answer this call,"
McQueen stared angrily downwards, his free hand gripping tighter onto a medium sized photo as more tears began to build behind his eyes. "Did you really call me at seven in the morning just to insult me? That's just lame,"
He ignored how his voice trembled as he spoke.
Francesco hummed annoyingly into the speaker. "Lame is-a not what Francesco would call himself. Especially since I am a morning person unlike you, McQueen. Who obviously woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning when you came in second,"
Tears began to stream down Lightning's face. His breath caught in his throat and he nearly choked but he didn't, he just sat there in the dark confines of his trailer, clutching onto the old photo of him and Doc that he had taken out the back of his phone case.
"McQueen? Did you hang up on me? Francesco is not one to be hung up on,"
"Are you done?" McQueen finally said, not being able to hold back the crack in his voice.
There was a pause on Francesco's end, like a moment of processing for the idiot.
Eventually, Francesco spoke again. "Lightning, are you alright?"
Tearing the phone away from his ear, Lightning yelled out in frustration, in agony, in pain, in grief, in everything. He ended the call with the tap of the red phone icon and threw his mobile across the dark trailer, listening to it strike the far end of the room with a sharp crack.
He probably broke the damn thing.
He didn't care.
Bowing his head, he clutched onto the old photo of him and Doc in both hands, letting his tears fall freely as he sobbed to no one.
Somewhere in the background, his broken phone rang and buzzed, making all sorts of sounds. Voicemails were left, texts were by the dozen, and missed calls shot through the roof.
But it was all ignored.
Thanks @rollingwheels thanks again I really appreciate it
Ok, I'm back. That was a long break, lol 😆
So really quick
1. What was lightning sent to juvenile for
2. I honestly think it was for fighting cause when I think of juvenile lightning McQueen I think of white boy Carol from shameless but that just me
3. How would Francisco and chicks react and I feel chicks would definitely release it to the public and lightning get bombarded with with question lol Francisco would probably think lightning could fight
Ok, that it .......I somewhat promise
Lmaooo! It's all good!
Also I apologize I wasn't able to get to your ask faster, but here it is!!
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1) Lightning went to juvie for being caught too many times by police in the act of stealing and petty theft that had increasingly escalated to the point where a court was involved.
However...
Lightning never hurt anyone
He was never peer pressured into doing stuff that would get a legal adult into prison such as straight up robbing a place or holding someone at gunpoint/weapon point.
And he only stole small things that were mostly for other people. Socks for a homeless man, shoe laces for a poor girl who could never afford new shoes, granola bars for a toddler who always goes hungry at home, candy bars to cheer up the sad old lady down the street, etc.
The only time he stole for himself was when he was escaping being put into the system, where he snuck back into his old home and grabbed his birth certificate for some form of identification so he could get it to Harv.
2) If Francesco ever found out, he'd at first be slightly confused, then become intimidated by the fact after he thought it over.
Lightning McQueen? The guy he constantly poked at and made fun of for fun? That Lightning McQueen had gone to jail?
And of course Francesco hasn't really heard the full story behind Lightning convictions, so he kinda assumes the worst at first and thinks to himself in relief-
Gee, good thing their banter was all in good fun for the most part...
3) Now in the other hand, if Chick Hicks found out he'd have a whole ass whale of a time doxing McQueen on socal media. Spreading it around and spitting out rumors and false information about it which would have ended with a lawsuit for defamation if Chick's harassment continued for longer than it had. (Which was about two weeks)
And at first Lightning gets all nervous and worked up about it, but then with the help and reassurance of his new family he manages to keep a cool head.
The doxing eventually stops when the news becomes more irrelevant and Chick's social media accounts get suspended for about a month or so
Have some HeadCanons of my own of certain characters.
No offense I just can’t see Nigel with a boy so yeah. It just doesn’t seem right. So he’s Straight Ally and Demiromantic. 🫤