Okay, But Bruce Suddenly Getting Cursed Or Something, And Suddenly Is Able To Read People's Minds.

Okay, but Bruce suddenly getting cursed or something, and suddenly is able to read people's minds.

And among the drama, he turns to Clark and suddenly is hit with "Oh dear, he looks so hot today, I wanna kiss him so bad. Love his tight ass in those fitting pants❤️". And Bruce is like "WTF?!!!" But now he can't confess he is cursed and can read minds, cos Clark will find out he knows, he will be embarrassed, and their relationship will go to shit.

So Bruce tries to find the solution by himself, and of course Clark forces himself into the investigation because "that's what friends do, Bruce" but his mind keeps getting more and more horny and explicit about the things he wants do to him, and Bruce is suddenly hard and he can't fucking keep going like this and keep a straight face as Clark wrecks him in his mind.

I know I’ve written before about ideas for angsty “Bruce is Clark’s fixer” stories before, but also the cracky possibilities are endless.

Clark keeps shattering glasses at restaurants and picking up things he absolutely shouldn’t be able, and it’s only through the power of 17+ generations of Wayne breeding for charisma, Bruce’s flawless ability to lie about literally anything on the fly, and the fact that both of them are ridiculously attractive that keeps anyone from truly thinking any of those “accidents” through.

“My friend gets unlucky around glassware,” Bruce says, smiling, “You understand, of course.”

Confused waiter staring at 17 shattered water glasses while Clark hides his head in his hands: “Um….yeah, whatever man.”

Imagine Alfred goes on an extended vacation to England and Clark notices that after a week of him being gone, Bruce is wearing new clothing everyday. So he asks about it and Bruce just shrugs and says 'I don't know how to do laundry' and Clark is aghast because how can Bruce know how to run a company but not know how to do his own laundry. So Clark endeavours to teach him but after three attempts resulting in pink tinged shirts, Clark gives up and says he'll do it for Bruce until Alfred gets back.

After a few weeks, Alfred returns and he and Clark catch up over tea as Bruce gets ready for work upstairs. Clark mentions the laundry situation to him, something along the lines of 'you've taught Bruce how to cook, how come you never taught him how to do his own laundry?' And Alfred says, 'oh I have. Master Bruce simply detests doing laundry.' And Clark gets a confused little frown on his face and says 'but Bruce said...' and Alfred looks up from his cup of tea, a small smile on his lips, and says, 'Mr. Kent, I thought you of all people would be able to tell when Master Bruce was lying.' And Clark just snaps his mouth shut and realises he's been played like a damn fiddle.

Meanwhile, Bruce puts on one of the shirts Clark washed for him; wearing a small smile of his own.

Hal Jordan: so spooky, are you a little spoon or big spoon?

Bruce: I'm a menace, a threat, a shadow vigilante who would beat you up so discreetly that they won't even know it's me. What makes you think I will care about cutlery?

Clark: he is the little spoon

Imagine JL about to celebrate Halloween, where no one knows each other's identity. Superman thinking to dress as Jack from Titanic just for kicks and thought it would be funny if Batman dressed up as Rose

Superman: Batman, would you like to be Rose to my Jack? *Winking aggressively with a rose in mouth*

Batman: *too busy arranging documents* Why? Do you wanna die like him?

Superman: *almost tearing up* n-no..I wanted to be love of your life

Batman: *dramatically turning* oh oh..

Rest of the JL looking at them with stoic face

Aquaman: Do they always have to do it?

Green Lantern: We get it you guys are dating!!! No need to make us feel more lonely!

Some time later...

Flash: Green Lantern are you dressing up as trash?

Green Lantern: excuse moi? Why the actual fck would I?

Flash: cause I wanna take you out *lip bites*

Green Lantern: you should stop spending time with supes

Flash: soo...can I take you out?

Green Lantern: trash talk again and I will throw you out for sure *walking away*

Green Lantern stopping mid way and glances at flash : and it's a yes, you can take me out

Rest JL looking at superbat and then green lantern with flash

Wonder woman: at this point I'm just dressing up as wonder woman

Arthur: I was thinking of dressing up as a clown, but since we already have four. I might just dress up as chucky 🔪

AU where Clark lands on Earth as an adult and having to mask as a regular person. Sure, it sounds almost identical to canon, but.

For Clark, its fairly easy to blend in because he was raised by really good human parents with regular customs.

This Clark? When he went to an interview at the Daily Planet he tried to eat a pen. Shit, a whole computer! Lois asks him out for coffee and he's pissing sweat, " Coffee! My Favorite...Food?"

"...You country boys are weird."

When he interviews Bruce? Just spends 5 minutes gawking. " You're...Beautiful. May I court you? What's your favorite planet? I can bring you rocks."

Bruce just thinks he's autistic (just like him)