Hi.

Hi.

How are you doing friendo?

Pretty good if I do say so myself

I'm at least relatively stable

i think...

Secret boss 11...?? Correct me if I'm wrong

I loose count easily

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Here's Aroce (pronounced like Aeros)

Theyre based on Aroace people (shout out to them) and how people just tend to shit on them so you know what? If people are gonna disrespect Aroace People we'll put them with the cool kids. The joker cards and spam emails

Aroce is one of the thrown out flowers and all the other flowers are talking about their boyfriends and girlfriends and Aroce feels like an outcast (mostly cause they make them feel like one)

Aroce begins to think that something is wrong with them because they can't feel the same love as everyone else and think that it's because they lack a lightner soul........oh shit not Kris!

They speak with gaps where letters should be but only when they think something is wrong with them. When they realize that they don't have to feel romantic love at the end of their fight by being shown friendship they talk normally.

Unfortunately though their realization is too late as in their fight they go super Sayans mega pissed and it drains their power tiring them out and they become a smol flower

Oh and when you first meet them only their tail is shown so it looks like Flowey

Oh and also their overalls and socks used the Aroace flag color scheme

We do not hate Aroace people here and everyone is accepted here.......

Except haters and people who put milk in before the cereal

All people are Non-binary

If you aren't made of 1s and 0s you aren't binary

Sorry to say my friend

This isn't Undertale related but I though this was funny

Pls tell me it is

Quick Secret Boss

I'm still two behind expect them tomorrow

Here's a quick one

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Get on your knees before the Queen Cara Carrie The Prom Queen

The Queen of Highschool Land

At least in her mind

In a Dark World taking place in the school Cara Carrie was the school popular bitch who had it all

She was a shoe in for prom queen

Then....Molly got her leg amputated and suddenly everyone was giving her pity votes

Her dad pressured her to be the Prom Queen

And so.....She did whatever it took

And when her boyfriend announced he was going to prom with Molly....Cara snapped

She killed all her F̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ Traitors and poured their blood on the P̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ bitch Molly

She was arrested and all records of her cleared

Some people say she was put in the school basement in a straightjacket

But that's just a silly rumor right~

But now she's the prom queen and once she breaks free of her padded cell she'll make sure EVERYONE remembers CARA CARRIE

She obviously is a Muffet and Chara themed boss but is also based on the movie Carrie and also the main reason I made her is the song The Ballad of Sara Berry which is basically what I copied for her backstory

Still I think she turned out pretty fun and C̶r̶e̶e̶p̶y̶ Beautiful

Don't you think?~

Remember to Check Cara

Chose Cara

Vote for Cara Carrie

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

It would be

And I'm not telling you where I live

So you'll just have to search everywhere with the same timezone

Also I will send this to my followers when I'm not trying to sleep

Which is like.... negative now

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)

Oh wow! Ok. I'm done

Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40

My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"

My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me

My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter

My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale

My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine 😎. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*