Fucking Spamton?!?

fucking Spamton?!?

[CERTIFIED USER], [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON], IM [HORNY WOMEN IN YOUR AREA], [SEXY MEN IN YOUR AREA], [INSERT PIPIS FOR REWARD MEMBERSHIP], [HYPER-LINK BLOCKED]

Those are what he'd fill in

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All people are Non-binary

If you aren't made of 1s and 0s you aren't binary

Sorry to say my friend

This isn't Undertale related but I though this was funny

Pls tell me it is

It would be

And I'm not telling you where I live

So you'll just have to search everywhere with the same timezone

Also I will send this to my followers when I'm not trying to sleep

Which is like.... negative now

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers. (not forced ofc)

Oh wow! Ok. I'm done

Nothing like listing my favorite qualities at 11:40

My humor. I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy in a lovable asshole kinda way. I also like making funny inspirational quotes for my friends like "Is the glass half empty or half full? I drink the glass now it's empty and my bladders full", "Teach a man to light a fire and he's warm for a day light a man on fire and you get charged with criminal arson", and "What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable and probably traumatizes you"

My chillness. I'm a pretty chill and accepting dude. As long as you're not a genuine dickhead I'll get along with you and I also really don't care too much what people think about me

My SMURTNESS! I'm a pretty smart guy according to most people. And it makes me feel good. I always try hard in school but I'd say I'm a dumbass when it comes to actual logic which I'm fine with because it makes me cuter

My weirdness. Once asked my friends what would happen if I stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner! True story! I like to think I'm an anomaly in every regard and I'm fine with it. I talk to myself because I believe I'm the best person to converse with. I'm a pineapple out of pear on the Autism scale

My charm. I tend to win over a lot of people on accident. For some reason people like me and I don't even need to try. What can I say I'm just an amazing riz machine 😎. And if some people don't like that they can cry about it! *Dabs*

Secret Boss 7

Thx so much for the support rlly means a lot

All this posting on this account sadly means I haven't been updating my other account @deltaswap2442 enough but follow me there to help support that project

Either way here's what we came for

Secret Boss 7 Professor Koocoo

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Professor KooCoo

A secret boss for the TV based chapter three based on educational television (no one really enjoys watching that shit) especially children's educational shows and not even the fun ones like Sesame Street

The boring ones

He's also a Coocoo clock here to teach you about: TIME

TIME ISH A TOOL YOU CUN PUTCH UN DA VALL OR VEAR IT UN YUR WRIZT

He has an over the top German accent because Coocoo clock

He also screams COOCOO COOCOO COOCOO every 12 sentences and also repeats words when frustrated and such

EINS ZWEI DREI DREI DREI DREI DREI! DREI! DREI!

To spare him you have to turn back the clocks so that the Coocoo bird goes back in the clock

Shorter description today but enjoy

I dare y'all to go to France and yell "IM GONNA BIFLE THE FIRST PERSON I SEE WHETHER THEY WANT IT OR NOT!"

Never should've told them what Bifle ment

Secret Boss 4....?

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Seems everyone is making western show themed cowboy chapter 3 secret bosses

Someone should explain that to me in the comments but I know it has something to with Friend In Me

Is that a string of text in the code or a hint Toby Fox dropped? IDK

But I'm throwing my hat in the ring I guess

So here's Sheriff St⭐rry

He's the sheriff with a pull string and spinny head

He has the pink and yellow eye things and inside his belt is his little friend

Because of his pull string he randomly blurts out 20 different unique phrases and also he replaces A with ⭐ unless it's one of his aforementioned phrases

One thing people don't seem to realize is that Jevil and Spamton don't touch the ground in their respective fights (and I mean the actual secret fights) so this lil guy kicks his feet to stay afloat. He used to be the irl sheriff and lead actor of Starry's Roundup until he arrested a mysterious man accused of an unknown crime. He tried to talk to the man and something....strang happened....the man and the sheriff disappeared without a trace....seems the man told him of his inevitable replacement both in the show and as a sheriff...but that's show biz for ya...he was replaced by a younger techno sheriff.....

Something else happened to him it seems something he tried to hide all his life is trying to break free...his dark side....the feelings he repressed....and when he you repress your feelings for too long.....they tend to want to break free....

Oh and he uses blue soul cause Papyrus