Fanfic Is More Or Less A Pick Me Girl, But Instead Of Fixing Him, Its Fixing Canon.

Fanfic is more or less a pick me girl, but instead of fixing him, it’s fixing canon.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Blue lock hcs.

-Itoshi and Barou are obsessed with tea and not just tea, but the entire process that goes with it. Whether it’s traditional Japanese tea or teabags, they know something about it. Barou either tries to hide this obsession or he’s extremely proud about it and will literally break your face if you were to make fun of him for it. Itoshi’s a bit more suppressed with this obsession, he doesn’t like people thinking he has anything but soccer on his mind.

-Isagi loves dumplings, nobody knows why, but he just does.

-Reo loves giving Nagi piggy back rides and Nagi quietly enjoys these(pretty much canon tbh), the thing that Reo doesn’t love is the back ache that comes along with carrying someone practically your weight.

-Nagi went through a cosplayer phase.

-Kunigami loves kickboxing, it’s one of his favourite passions after soccer. He also loves working out, running and rugby(idk).

-Once Bachira confused a high five for a hug causing Rin to suffer an aneurysim. What can I say, the boy’s touch starved.

-Karasu Tabito is a manwhore. His highest record for hook-ups in one day is 6 and this was in the span of 2 hours. Think Barney Stinson without the inherent misogyny.

-Otoya is a gamer(idk).

-The only one apart from Rin who’s fluent in English in Blue Lock is Reo.

-Chigiri once tried straightening his hair, only to burn half of it off. He’s never even looked in the general direction of a straightener after that.

-Shidou has bitten through at least three of the muzzles Ego put on him in the punishment room. Ego is currently running low on muzzles. Donations are appreciated.

-Lastly, Anri is vegan. She’s also one of those peoples who feel bad about not donating enough, causing her to starve during her lunch hour on more than one occation.

Hello!!

In Florida, there is a bill being passed that would be detrimental to queer youths and families. It’s called the Don’t Say Gay bill and, among other things, it would make all discussions of queerness in primary schools illegal. Parents would be able to sue the teacher/school if they find out, and teachers will also be legally obligated to tell parents if a student is out at school no matter what age- obviously putting lgbtq+ youths and families in possibly dangerous situations.

This bill has been passed in Florida House and is expected to be passed by Senate and the Governor. There are lobbies and other protests going on, but I’m unable to attend as I’m still in high school.

To do my part in combatting this bill, I’m trying raise awareness for it and let other queer people and allies know.  I’m also trying to put together a comprehensive google document with links and paraphrasing of different queer sources explaining our history and the current environment we live in. I plan on having important lgbtq+ historical figures, legislation in the US (where I live) that affects us, and perspectives from overlapping and intersecting communities (different ethnicities and races, different religions, mentally ill/neurodivergent, mentally/physically disabled, kink, etc.).  I’m here to ask for help with this google doc. If anyone has any specifics you’d like me to add, some sources that you’ve used and that helped, or if you’re part of an overlapping/intersecting community and would like to share your perspective, please let me know!!! I want this to be open and accessible for as many people as possible, so please give me tips if you have them!!

sk8 and haloween puns!

Uchihas are just built different lmao.

Say whatever you want about them, but no one simps like an Uchiha. No one.

Obito? Starts world war 4 over this girl who kicked his ass so far into the friendzone she broke NCAA field goal record

Itachi? Goes full "Lizzie Borden at family dinner" on his clan because some Deathstroke the Terminator looking fuck insinuated he was gonna maybe possibly definitely gonna fuck with Sasuke

Shisui? Rips out his own eyeball and flings it at Itachi like the world's worst birthday present, before dramatically flinging himself off a cliff like the heroine in a Victorian novel

Sasuke? This motherfucking egg noodle feels One™ (1) human emotion of Affection ™ for Naruto and instead of handling that in any way maturely, abandons his village, sticks his arm through Naruto's chest like a sock puppet, starts wearing open collared shirts and becomes an INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST

And let's not forget the original Simp™, the OG who started it all, the Uchiha Simp King:

Madara. This dude who kept himself alive for years on a diet of nothing but Spite™ so that he might one day face Hashirama again. Dude who sat down in the middle of a WAR to wait for Hashirama. Claims to hate Hashirama the most, but also no one is his equal and any person who even implies that they might be equal to Hashirama is lying and is shit and Madara needs to Defend His Honor because no one is allowed to speak of Hashirama like that. Dude has no goals, no ambitions, all thoughts only Hashirama Senju™ Notice Me Sempai.

King of the Simps™

Our flag means death!!

I’m a simple woman, I see the tag “gay pirates” and “it’s actually cannon” like three times in a row and immediately I wonder “what the hell” and “why I don’t know what they’re talking about it”.