What I Expected To Get From Listening To TMA Q&As: Fun Facts About The Show

What I expected to get from listening to TMA Q&A’s: fun facts about the show

What I got: a mild but genuine fear of Alexander J Newall

“Everything is leading to Buddie being canon” we chant as though the writers are capable of creating complex character arcs with nuance and subtlety and last more than four episodes

Crowley: *is freaking out because Aziraphale has a broken nail*

Aziraphale: “I would say ‘you should see the other guy’ but I believe the funeral is closed casket”

Crowley: *is discorporated from being turned on too violently*

Okay but that specific one shot actually helped me with my religious trauma because I now only think of “sexy twink” Jesus and what he would want for me

RQG canon: years worth of carefully-crafted lore and foreshadowing, complex characters and relationships, high stakes with real consequences

RQG oneshots: okay, helen just successfully seduced jesus, so let’s cut back to where to where alex is making out with a furby-

Can’t believe people are trying to find romance while I’m still just trying to find a D&D group. What happened to crits before clits?

The fact that Phastos probably spent .03 seconds coming up with the alias Phil Stoss and then his husband took his last name is so funny to me