Okay But That Specific One Shot Actually Helped Me With My Religious Trauma Because I Now Only Think

Okay but that specific one shot actually helped me with my religious trauma because I now only think of “sexy twink” Jesus and what he would want for me

RQG canon: years worth of carefully-crafted lore and foreshadowing, complex characters and relationships, high stakes with real consequences

RQG oneshots: okay, helen just successfully seduced jesus, so let’s cut back to where to where alex is making out with a furby-

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My roommate: “Who was your top artist this year?”

Me *mumbling*: “Gay steampunk space pirates”

In honor of Rusty Quill Gaming coming to an end: here’s some of my favorite out of character quotes from the cast (it’s mostly just Alex being relatable):

-I think some other people maintain actual friendships. I myself don’t, but I understand it as a life choice

-I once had to explain to my parents that they should be proud of me because I spend all my time in a padded room

-I’m here because I like forcing casual misery on all the people I know and love

-Am I the only one that found God kind of hot?

-You can treat you body like a temple... of Dionysus

-Will they make it? I suppose we’ll all find out on ao3

-Aren’t we all just meat beanbags?

-Give me a second while I check my human interaction dictionary

-Souls just get in the way

-I don’t care about the content, I care about your misery

-I realized I can achieve my aims if I set my aims to “be punished and fail”

-I don’t like that you can all see the cracked foundation upon which I am going to build this cathedral of hate

-There’s numbers and emotions and those are the two most difficult things

What I expected to get from listening to TMA Q&A’s: fun facts about the show

What I got: a mild but genuine fear of Alexander J Newall

Richie: oh shit, it’s a girl I dated while I was pretending to be straight. What if she starts flirting with me?

Bill: Tell her you’re taken

Stanley: Tell her you’re gay

Eddie, jealous for no reason: Tell her she’s the reason you’re gay >:)

*As the team is heading out to chase down an unsub*

Penelope: Don’t die

Spencer: You can’t tell me what to do