Excuse Me, But,

Excuse me, but,

Your local **what** now?

You guys know how to extract .zip files right

Pretty colour,,,, pretttttttyyyyyyy

Take my silly little dream smp head cannons

Technoblade has a glasses chain and it has beads of gold and obsidian, the obsidian is shaped as witherskulls

Technoblade has a polymorphic course on him. When extremely angry or when giving into the voices for blood, his features form a pig likeness

Jschlatt is Tubbo's dad, who abandoned him on the side of the road, where SBI found him

Ghostbur was never actually alive, he is a conduit for the dead to attach and speak through

Wilbur didn't want to be there but also desperately wanted Tommy to succeed, connecting him to the conduit but unable to do so fully, which is why ghostbur thought he was Wilbur and why we saw his personality differently than Wilbur

Connor is actually the main character, he is just a sleeper agent, gotta say a codeword to him realize he has a magical girl transformation

Ranboo actually originally came from the end dimension, where the dragon resides to reign power and destruction over the endermen. He has no memory at the time, but seeing the end portal may or may not trigger his memories.

Dream is actually similar to a gelatinous cube, if you touch him too long you make a con save. If you fail you take 6d6 damage, succeed and take 3d6 instead

Dream doesn't wear a mask, he is just a green blob o' slime wearing a sticky note

Where is my slow burn fan fiction where they have many scenes person A is the grumpy and quiet one that sits there and daydreams about being sexy and coy and so very loud with person B then person A immediately cringes at out of character that is for them but also how they genuinely want to just jump up and lean into person B with a big smirk "Come and kiss me then fucker!" and both break into laughter and pull each other close and their lips grow near enough they can feel each others breath

Then daydream breaks and they just slam their head down on whatever is immeditly in front of them(ex a pillow they've been hugging, or a table they were sitting at) and groan at the thought

Dead faced as their entire face and ears are overtaken by blush

Am I really enjoying mystic messenger again, or am I just craving anything that resembles romance since it has been over two years since I actually had a healthy romantic interaction with a human being?

Even on roadtrips technoblade chat wants blood for the blood god

Can we get a McDonalds for the blood god?

Ranboo chat this stream really be like a bunch of children forced on a roadtrip with the neighbors