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Cool to see all the fellow Ender’s Game fans hopping in on this to share their opinion.

I am curious about what Tumblr has to say about this.

So recently in the hell hole that was Twitter, I saw this:

And I want to see what Tumblr had to say about it. Credit to @MrAntiHero1 on Twitter for posting this originally. And please vote below.

This is really just the “Ender’s Game” series. Like, has anyone here read “Children of the Mind”?

It also is just a larger version of the decision to drop two atomic bombs on Japan.

I am curious about what Tumblr has to say about this.

So recently in the hell hole that was Twitter, I saw this:

And I want to see what Tumblr had to say about it. Credit to @MrAntiHero1 on Twitter for posting this originally. And please vote below.

Today is a day to recognize the traditional hero of America, the cowboy. Much like the knights are to much of Europe and the samurai is to Japan, the cowboy is a character of almost mythological proportions in America. He symbolizes key American values, such as grit, self-reliance, independence, freedom, and hard work.

“We celebrate the Cowboy as a symbol of the grand history of the American West. The Cowboy’s love of the land and love of the country are examples for all Americans.” - President George W. Bush

#NationalDayoftheCowboy#LongLiveCowboys

Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter)

I’ve never even read these books, but this is great!

not going to lie i am kind of obsessed with annabeth at 12 years old watching one of those "is megalodon still out there?" bullshit ass documentaries and she wholeheartedly buys into it because she's 12 and still thinks that if it airs on animal planet or the history channel it must be accurate, so she tells percy all about the totally real facts and figures and percy's like "that's bullshit. if we had giant sharks we'd know. that's such bullshit" and there's like..... you know how they canonically email each other when they're not at camp? there's like half the email dedicated to "here's what i did this week" and then 15 paragraphs about their megalodon argument. neither of them do any research about it because annabeth thinks she's done the research by watching the documentary, and percy is a) dyslexic, and as much as he wants to stick it to annabeth he will not be reading anything he does not have to, and b) why would he READ he can just ASK THE FUCKING SHARKS. but he's stuck in NYC so he can't ask any sharks until the summer, and the fact that percy is disagreeing with her means that annabeth is digging her heels into this argument and refusing to budge, so it's a completely inane back and forth argument because both these 12 year olds are just making up their own arguments to try and own the other, and eventually percy defaults to going i am a SON of POSEIDON i think i KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT SHARKS i am BASICALLY KIND OF RELATED TO ALL SHARKS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE MY DAD MADE ALL OF THEM TOO SO SUCK IT. and then he hits send on that particular email and has an existential crisis because, if his dad is the ocean, and made all the things in the ocean, and also horses, are they all his siblings? or were the first ones of each species his siblings, and now it's kind of questionable? how many genetic steps away is he from a fucking manta ray? he can't ponder for long because sally reads his email to annabeth over his shoulder and grounds him for telling annabeth to suck it, and makes him write an apology email.

and then they get to camp and naturally the megalodon argument falls to the wayside because of the fact that percy and annabeth's lives are a mcdonald's playplace for gods and titans to do what they want. but i'd like to think during the downtime in sea of monsters, annabeth resurrects the argument and percy's like I'M ASKING THE FUCKING SHARKS and marches to the bay and patiently waits for a shark to answer his I'm The Son Of Poseidon And I Have A Question call, and it does happen to be a traveling great white that answers. percy's like "i've gotta win this argument please tell me megalodon is extinct" and after crossing the language barrier, the shark explains that yes, megalodon is extinct. they don't call their ancestor sharks megalodon, sharks have their own words for their ancestor sharks, and because percy as tiny lord of the ocean is technically partially their god he gets to understand special shark language. but nobody else does, so when percy is explaining this interaction to annabeth and tries to repeat the shark-word for megalodon, he opens his mouth and makes a rumbling-clicking-bad-ear sound, and annabeth calls him a liar and swears he's making up this entire shark interaction and he can't prove anything. percy is so mad. he goes back to the ocean and talks to another shark because he's like I'M RIGHT AND SHE WON'T LISTEN and this shark, a bull shark, helpfully suggests that cannibalism might be the answer, because he's a shark. the conversation kind of devolved into percy nervously asking if all ocean life everywhere is technically related to him, and the bull shark is like no, no, no, that's not how it works, son of poseidon. you're not related to US. you're related to the WATER. and the bull shark sounds so happy that he could help that percy just beams at him and goes "thanks!" even though internally he's more confused than ever, and he has to sit at the bottom of the ocean having an existential crisis

cut to many years and near-death situations later, after percy's gap..... years, in which he just did not care for the prospect of college, and annabeth kicking her own ass during undergrad and now moving on to graduate school (shhh the chases can afford it), percy's wandered into a marine biology track. the megalodon argument has been buried by less fun arguments, like percy arguing that annabeth should help do his laundry because she pretty much only wears his clothes anyway. percy has made College Friends, and he's really excited to introduce his beautiful, wonderful, best friend-girlfriend to his College Friends. annabeth starts the conversation by going "i think megalodon is still out there" and percy's Marine Biology College Friends all turn to stare at percy while percy chokes on his own spit and tries (read: fails) to breathe

You Want It Darker

I’ve had this idea in the back of my head for quite a long time now, but it wasn’t until I read some of @miraculouscontent‘s, @imthepunchlord‘s, and @zoe-oneesama​‘s salt fic idea, LadyBugOut, that I decided I truly wanted to write this. It is loosely inspired by their idea and my own head cannons on ML lore so it will probably diverge from cannon. Please enjoy this small snipet.

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"The line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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Tiresome would be one of the words Marinette would use to describe her thoughts on the ever elusive Hawkmoth. Over a year had passed since her inheriting of the ladybug miraculous and she and Chat were no closer to finding the manipulative villain. Sitting here in her home classroom, she usually had other things to occupy her mind. Her next original work, helping to lead the class as president, and Adrien were some of the best options.

But today was different. Today, she had larger and more important things to worry her. Things that she had never considered in her year as a superhero in this fight between good and evil. In the span of 14 hours, Marinette's world had expanded exponentially, far beyond her hometown of Paris to encompace the entire globe and all the different people in it. Thinking about it now, she should have realized that it was only a matter of time before people more important than her friends, neighbors, and fellow citizens took notice of her super-heroine persona. It was a wonder the French government hadn't tried to contact her already, but now she was beginning to realize that many in positions of power around the planet had their eyes on her and her partner. What's more, she was beginning to wonder if herself, Chat, and Halkmoth, were the only miraculous users.

For you see, yesterday was the day that Ladybug and Chat Noir had been soundly defeated.

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Let me know what ya’ll thought!

From now until the end of time, y’all can aske me any of these.

Question Hodgepodge

Below are 200 random questions to reblog. Have people message you random numbers to your askbox, so you can post your answers to your blog. Remember to repeat the questions in your answers.

1. What is your middle name? 2. Do you have any nicknames that aren’t derived from your actual name? 2. Do you have any allergies? 4. What is the longest your hair has ever been? 5. How well can you write in cursive? 6. Name one item on your bucket list. 7. Have you ever been on a blind date? 8. What is the oldest piece of clothing you still wear and how old is it? 9. How often do you eat out at a fancy restaurant? 10. How grammatically correct are you when you text? 11. Can you drive stick? 12. What foreign country would you most like to visit and why? 13. Nutella or peanut butter? 14. At what age did you have your first kiss? 15. DC or Marvel? 16. Have you ever hosted a wild party? 17. Name/author of the last book you read cover to cover. Do you recommend it? 18. How many of your Facebook friends do you actually hang with? 19. Have you ever donated blood? 20. From 1-10, how much do you like decorating for holidays? 21. Coffee or tea? 22. What is your go-to Starbucks drink? 23. Last show you binge watched? 24. Dogs or cats? 25. Favorite animated Disney character? 26. Have you ever cooked a big family meal by yourself? 27. Favorite winter activity? 28. Have you ever butt dialed anyone? 29. Can you blow a bubble gum bubble? 30. How early in the year do you start celebrating Christmas? 31. What emoji best describes your life right now? 32. Are you fluent in more than one language? 33. What is the longest you’ve ever kept a New Year’s resolution? 34. Have you ever successfully been on a diet? Did you gain any of the weight back? 35. Are any of your grandparents still alive? 36. How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? 37. Have you ever gotten a commercial jingle stuck in your head? 38. Have you ever left a movie theater before the movie was over? 39. Do you consider rapping singing? 40. Does your home have a fireplace? 41. Favorite non-chocolate candy? 42. If you could have only one superpower, what would you want and why? 43. Have you ever locked your keys in your car? 44. Do you listen to any religious music? 45. Do you drink soda? If so, which one is your favorite? 46. What was your ACT score? 47. Rice or quinoa? 48. From 1-10, how good of a driver do you consider yourself? 49. Do you like horror movies? 50. How easily do you cry? 51. Do you have any tattoos? If so, of what and where? 52. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing? 53. Can you handle spicy foods? What is your spice limit? 54. Can you play any musical instruments? If so, which ones? 55. Are you more introverted or extroverted? 56. Last CD you bought? 57. Do you like roller coasters? 58. What day of the week is laundry day for you? 59. Have you ever played spin the bottle? 60. How long have you known your best friend? 61. Can you eat using chopsticks? 62. Do you have any stickers on your laptop computer? If so, what are they of? 63. How often do you say y'all? 64. Favorite flavor of ice cream? 65. How long was your longest relationship? Are you still with that person? 66. Star Trek or Star Wars? 67. How good are you at math? 68. Have you ever acted in a play or a musical? 69. How often do you read/pay attention to your horoscope? 70. What is the shortest your hair has ever been? 71. Have you ever broken any bones? 72. Do you like to go fishing? 73. Do you believe in evolution? 74. Favorite costume you wore for Hallowen? How old were you? 75. Real or fake Christmas trees? 76. How many pillows do you sleep with? 77. Do you live in an apartment or a house? 78. How many of your friends are of the opposite gender? 79. Have you ever had a near-death experience? 80. How long have you been at your current job? 81. What kind of car do you drive (year, brand, model, color)? 82. How flexible are you? 83. Have you ever ended a romantic relationship? 84. Phrase you say the most? 85. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same gender? If so, did you like it? 86. Do you own any homemade clothing? 87. Do you like fast food? 88. Have you ever given anyone CPR? 89. Have you ever learned to do anything from a how-to video on YouTube? 90. Describe your sense of humor. 92. Favorite cereal? 93. Have you ever auditioned for a reality competition show? 94. Have you ever gotten a TV theme song stuck in your head? 95. Do you believe in ghosts? 96. Do you think there is life on other planets? 97. Have you ever given money to a street performer? 98. Your deepest fear? 99. Pancakes or waffles? 100. Are you still friends with anyone from high school? 101. From 1-10, how good of a dancer do you consider yourself? 102. How much of a patient person are you? 103. Do you know your IQ? 104. Do you eat meat at all? 105. Do you own any clothes from a garage sale or a thrift store? 106. Have you ever bought anything from a flea market? 107. Have you ever quit a job? 108. Have you ever gotten a song you dislike stuck in your head? 109. Any movie(s) you can watch over and over and over again and enjoy just as much each time? 110. Do you or have you ever worn glasses? 111. Have you ever skinny dipped? 112. Are your birth parents still together? 113. Have you ever been in the audience for the taping of a TV show? 114. Favorite type of cookie? 115. Have you ever been broken up with? 116. How often do you smile when getting your picture taken? 117. Have you ever accidentally dialed 911? 118. Oldest memory? 119. Have you ever been the victim of a nasty prank? 120. How often do you snort when you laugh? 121. From 1-10, how good of a singer do you consider yourself? 122. Favorite Disney song? 123. Where do you see yourself 10 years from now? 124. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type? 125. Have you ever had a fortune cookie fortune come true? 126. Name one thing you wish people would stop posting on social media. 127. Last musical artist you saw live? 128. Credit cards or cash? 129. Favorite fandom? 130. What is your astrological sign? 131. Have you ever been fired from a job? 132. Any hidden talents? 133. Can you surf? 134. What motivates you to do well in life? 135. Your worst physical feature? 136. From 1-10, how much are you like your father? 137. How lucky do you consider yourself? 138. Name a moment in your life when you were pleasently surprised. 139. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? 140. What type of shoes do you wear the most? 141. Favorite summer activity? 142. Favorite song to sing in the shower? 143. Have you ever lived with a roommate you did not get along with? 144. Have you ever lived on a farm? 145. Have you ever kept a diary or a journal? 146. TV show or movie you quote/reference the most? 147. How often do you get mad at yourself? 148. Have you ever gotten any stitches? 149. Have you ever been hunting? 150. Favorite YouTube channel? 151. Have you ever had a pet besides a dog or a cat? 152. From 1-10, how well do you work with others? 153. Are you friends with any of your exes? 154. Apple or PC? 155. Do you collect anything? 156. Have you ever seen any Broadway plays or musicals? 157. Any missed opporunites you wish you had taken? 158. Have you ever uttered a spoken hashtag? 159. Do you have a pool at your house? 160. What is the longest you’ve gone without sleep? 161. Last thing that made you laugh? 162. Disney or Nickelodeon? 163. Name one celebrity you wish was still alive. 164. From 1-10, how much are you like your mother? 165. Your best physical feature? 166. Earbud or earmuff headphones? 167. Have you ever wished you were born the opposite gender? 168. Do you have any piercings anywhere besides your ear lobes? 169. How often do you wash your hair? 170. Showers or baths? 171. Have you ever been a bridesmaid or a groomsman? 172. Bottled or tap water? 173. What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid? 174. Any guilty pleasures you’re willing to discuss? 175. Favorite video game? 176. Have you ever gotten a New Year’s kiss exactly at midnight? 177. How many of the United States have you visited? 178. Have you ever given money to a homeless person? 179. Have you ever gotten a surgery? 180. Your least favorite food? 181. From 1-10, how competitive are you? 182. Do you like wearing hats? 183. How much of a jealous peron are you? 184. What was your SAT score? 185. Have you ever voted for a reality competition show? 186. Does anyone in your family currently serve in your country’s military? 187. Snowboarding or skiing? 188. What celebrity would you most want to play you in a movie about your life? 189. Have you ever been a Boy or Girl Scout? 190. Have you ever dyed your hair? 191. From 1-10, how good of a cook do you consider yourself? 192. You have just opened up a web browser. What is the first site you visit? 193. How many things can you do with your weaker hand? 194. Were you involved in any academic clubs in high school? 195. Have you ever played hooky from school? 196. Are you comfortable with watching rated R movies? 197. Do you root for any sports teams? 198. First thing you do when you wake up in the morning? 199. If you could take home any one animal from the zoo, which one would you choose? 200. Tell something about yourself most people don’t know.

Here lies DinoMaster316. He was just a bit of a ride to the rodeo.

...What?

Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it.

My bro, my dude, my gal pal homie bro man, When do they kiss? When do they realize that, "oh!! You are in love with me as well!!!!"

My ambiguous anon,

You are asking the important questions here. Too bad I won’t spill the beans so easily. However, I can tell you that the first kiss is not a confession kiss.

Do with that what you will.

(Also, for the record, I am male, and I prefer the pronouns cowboy, partner, friend, and mister.)

Argh!!! You all are too nice to me for my first ML post. Special thanks to @gale-of-the-nomads and @thenovelartist! You guys made my day by reblogging and commenting.

Anyway, as for more...

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- Lots of unrest and sleepless nights are in the future for our duo.

- Why do I feel this why? I have no claim to him/her. He/she can do whatever they want. I’m just worried I’ll lose my best friend. Yeah, absolutely nothing else is going on. Imagines other person kissing someone else and feels like they were stabbed. *Gasp* N-nope, not a thing.

- Each tries to improve the situation by inviting the the other out with their new romantic interest to build new friendships.

- Doesn’t work.

- Marinette finds Kagami to be cold and condescending. Adrien thinks Luka is too cool for his own good and needs to be brought back down to Earth.

- These opinions obviously have nothing to do with denial of romantic interest in one another. Absolutely not. It can only be fact.

- Alya and Nino play a big role in this portion of the story, giving reasonable and realistic advice to their friends and often advocating for them to the other.

- The day comes when Kagami asks Adrien on a date. Cue Oblivious!Adrien’s shock face.

- Answer is immediately no. She’s cool and he’s thinks she’s a great friend, but he doesn’t see her as anything more.

Kagami: Is there someone else?

Adrien: Um, w-what? No, I mean, I don’t think so?

Kagami: Not even Marinette?

Adrien: 😳

- Meanwhile, Marinette is at Luka’s, listening to him play guitar. And he can’t nail down her song, cause it’s all over the board.

Luka: So, what’s up?

Marinette: W-what? Nothing.

Luka: You sure? Cause this is what I hear.

Luka: CHaOtic pLaYInG!!!

Luka: It’s the musical equivalent of a cat frantically chasing a bug.

Marinette: 😳

- #ShitThisACrush

- Time passes and the air is cleared between the two. Feelings for Luka/Kagami are strictly prohibited.

- As things continue on, there is a clear shift in the superhero dynamic.

- Shy glances, sneaky peaks, timid questions, all the nerves. Like, hi, can I get five Big Mac(MySentencesIntoAbsoluteGibberish) and four McFlurry(InMyStomachOhMyGoshI’mSoNervous) and a side fries(MyBrianIt’sOkayJustWon’tBeCapableOfRationalThought).

- Civilian side is not much better.

- Marinette seems to spontaneously develop a fever every time Adrien is near.

- Adrien can’t seem to string together a coherent sentence to save his life without a overload of puns.

- Class is watching with baited breath.

- “Guys, I know we’re all excited for this, but maybe...”

- All of the class somehow on Adrien’s roof and walls, peaking through his huge window, watching the two.

- “...we might be taking it to far. I’m just sayin— ARE THEY ABOUT TO KISS?!”

- No, they didn’t kiss.

- ...Yet...

- Side note, Hawkmoth is wants them to get together. Not because he cares, but he finally has a breather from their intensive search for him.

- He’s currently sprawled out on his newly bought Lazyboy recliner, in his lair, napping.

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More to come soon!

Slow Burn AU

Miraculous Ladybug AU that I’m honestly surprised I have seen yet. Though, if some has done this, let me know cause I’d love to see it!

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- Adrien and Marinette don’t have crushes on either side of their identities. That’s right, no lovesquare.

- But, they do know each other’s identities. So Adrien knows Mari is LB and Mari knows Adrien is CN.

- Adrien + Marinette = friendship goals. All hail the best friend ship, USS We’rePartnersBitch.

- Chat is much more jokester and less flirty. Total prankster. Level 100 pun master. All the meme knowledge.

- Ladybug is sassy. Sassy AF. And die hard justice enthusiast. No evil shall escape.

- Basically, without love in the mix, these two go to town on evil. Lots of sleuthing. Hawkmoth is sweating bullets. “I thought I was the villain of a kid’s show, so why is it that there seems to be actually plot development?!”

- Outside the suits, Adrien models for Marinette. He puns and she pokes him with a needle. Very cutesy.

- Marinette comes to photo shoots for Adrien. She claps and he smiles. Then the staff tells her to stop making him move cause it’s ruining the shot. Very cutesy.

- Lots of covering for each other.

- Out with friends and akuma time? “Hey, didn’t my dad want to take with you about fashion?” “Oh yeah! We gotta go!”

- In class when, BAM, akuma? “You still have my book in you locker?” “Shoot, I do. Let me unlock it for you.”

- Akuma while not together? “Hey, I got to go see Marinette/Adrien, later!”

- Class totally ships it but can’t break through THEY’RE JUST A FRIEND force field.

- UNTIL...

- Luka & Kagami

- While there are no feelings on Marinette and Adrien’s part, they are being flirted at.

- We’re not together, why do I feel this way?

- Cue unfolding feelings.

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That’s all folks! Feel free to ask questions.

Hello, fellow dino! For Slow Burn AU, do Marinette and Adrien ever flirt without realizing it?

My Saurian friend! Thanks for the ask!

Oh boy, do they! As stated, Marinette is Sassinette, so a lot of how she interacts with Adrien and Chat could be misconstrued/properly interpreted as flirting.

Then there’s Chat. Oh, my sweet son. Don’t you know that teasing is inherently borderline flirting. And you tease a lot!

Slow Burn AU

Miraculous Ladybug AU that I’m honestly surprised I have seen yet. Though, if some has done this, let me know cause I’d love to see it!

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- Adrien and Marinette don’t have crushes on either side of their identities. That’s right, no lovesquare.

- But, they do know each other’s identities. So Adrien knows Mari is LB and Mari knows Adrien is CN.

- Adrien + Marinette = friendship goals. All hail the best friend ship, USS We’rePartnersBitch.

- Chat is much more jokester and less flirty. Total prankster. Level 100 pun master. All the meme knowledge.

- Ladybug is sassy. Sassy AF. And die hard justice enthusiast. No evil shall escape.

- Basically, without love in the mix, these two go to town on evil. Lots of sleuthing. Hawkmoth is sweating bullets. “I thought I was the villain of a kid’s show, so why is it that there seems to be actually plot development?!”

- Outside the suits, Adrien models for Marinette. He puns and she pokes him with a needle. Very cutesy.

- Marinette comes to photo shoots for Adrien. She claps and he smiles. Then the staff tells her to stop making him move cause it’s ruining the shot. Very cutesy.

- Lots of covering for each other.

- Out with friends and akuma time? “Hey, didn’t my dad want to take with you about fashion?” “Oh yeah! We gotta go!”

- In class when, BAM, akuma? “You still have my book in you locker?” “Shoot, I do. Let me unlock it for you.”

- Akuma while not together? “Hey, I got to go see Marinette/Adrien, later!”

- Class totally ships it but can’t break through THEY’RE JUST A FRIEND force field.

- UNTIL...

- Luka & Kagami

- While there are no feelings on Marinette and Adrien’s part, they are being flirted at.

- We’re not together, why do I feel this way?

- Cue unfolding feelings.

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That’s all folks! Feel free to ask questions.

The Rock Garden

Just a concept that I had. Feel free to take the idea and run with it if you’d like.

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There is a place, where the lonely go. Magic is strong there and some who enter do not return. It is always a gamble, to leave your existence in the hands of others. But it was one I was willing to take.

Had to take.

There is a point, that some of us come to. When the voices telling you that no one is this large and overpopulated world actually cares what happens to you start to win you over. You don’t want to believe. But the evidence seems to pile up, high as mountains, to prove you wrong. And hope seems to die.

Until it’s barely a flicker.

So you go, to the place, after reaching the point. You make the deal.

I made the deal.

Relief. A break from the world and the pressures and the loneliness. A chance to not feel anything. To just be. And to be content with that.

For a time.

Until there comes someone. To the place. Without the deal. And sees the garden. A garden of rocks.

A garden of statues.

For that was the deal. Flesh to stone, time to pass, forever alone, feelings to ash.

And this someone goes to the statues, looking at them all, so life-like, so expressive. Inspecting each one, they marvel and continue into the garden. Until they come to one, one they like, one that calls.

You, me, someone else. Anyone.

And they lift the curse. Stone to life, alone no more, together in strife, come from before.

And we suddenly have it. That someone. Who will gives us a chance. And we are not alone.

So until that day, we will wait. At the point, in the stone, in the place.

Rocks in the garden.

Lawful good vs. chaotic good.

Based on a text post but I lost said post so if it was yours let me know so I can credit you

Anyways, each pair has very different reactions to transforming while grounded

“you don’t want to have sex before marriage???? bUt whAt if UR spOuse Is bAD at ThE SEX?!!?!?!?!!?!!!”

this just in

1) your sexual ability apparently caps once you’re married

2) quality of marriage is based on sexual prowess and if you don’t perform well enough, your husband/wife can YEET you right out of that bond because that’s just unacceptable

3) uncomfortable with having sex before marriage? too bad, gotta make sure you’re good enough so that you can satisfy your spouse

4) it’s other people’s business how well you perform with your partner

I think what I love about this little video is the fact they you have all different kinds of people playing here. You've got rich people, poor people, average people, black, white, hispanic, adults, kids, teens, men, and women. I suppose it just goes to show that despite our differences, we can all still have things in common with each other and that gives me hope.

esp the people who did it alone 

good evening here i am to remind you all once more that m/f ships are valid and bashing them under the guise of “fighting against heteronormativity” is ugly, unreasonable, and pretty fucking stupid

This shit is important.

Reblog if you are waiting until marriage to have sex.

First because I’m kind of curious, and second because I think it’s one of those things that, no matter how secure you are in your decision, it’s a little scary to tell others. I think it’s great when people can support each other with this.

Just saying, this is important.

The day Tumblr collectively realizes that men have issues regarding body image and dont always want sex and actually have emotions, it will be a most glorious day

This. This all day long, seven days a week, 365 days a year.

Tbh there’s a maximum number of boobs I need to see in a show’s pilot, and that number is 0, so please stop.

Paraphrasing or not, best line ever!

Bilbo is so sassy in the books.

Thorin: Well, that whole barrel ride was horrible and dangerous.

Bilbo: Excuse me? Are you dead? Are you still in jail? You’re not? Well, then you better shut up and help me get the others out of their barrels, so we can go to this stupid dragon infested mountain you - not me, mind you! - are so keen to visit.

Thorin:

(The Hobbit Chapter 10, p.133, but I’m paraphrasing)