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Part 12 :D

Some super helpful parenting tips right here lmao

The stunt is performed by a fictional character don't repeat this at home unless you’re trying to craft a supervillain family or something haha

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Alfred the Cat: *emerges from Alfred's suit* weow

Damian: *sneaking through his bedroom window*

Bruce: *turning in his chair and turning on a lamp ominously* want to tell me where you've been?

Damian: I was with Alfred

Alfred: *emerges from a dark corner* would you like to try again young master?

Damian: Alfred the Cat *pulls a tuxedo cat from his back pack*

MK Isn't Used to the Weird Hand-Feet and is Struggling Help Him + style crisis induced MK prac

Noble: When I'd heard that Prince Consort Merlin used to be a peasant I'll admit I had my concerns but he is quite the proper gentleman. He's polite, respectful, always uses the proper titles, he's- Arthur: Mad at me Noble: Excuse me, Sire? Arthur: He's mad at me. He only ever puts on this performance of being the perfect consort when he's mad at me, he knows it drives me crazy Merlin: Is there anything you need from me before I retire to my chambers Sire? Arthur: You can tell me what I did wrong so I can fix it and you can go back to insulting me

Long time no see, just gonna drop this here