Long Time No See, Just Gonna Drop This Here

Long time no see, just gonna drop this here

At this point Mac and Wukong need to get over themselves and share a bed. It would probably benefit them both a lot.

Macaque being slightly coldblooded at night bc being resurrected kept his body temperature lower + Wukong being touch-starved = gay monkeys cuddling

That’s his weird way of saying ‘Thank you’. (And that’s how Macaque stopped sleeping outside)

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

Alright I need to blatter so I’ll do it here.

First of off- Wukong I know what you are. Second- this motherfucker could have perfectly made ANOTHER bed but nooo. Also i love how the blush is now default for them. I might as well call this the And-they-were-roomates Arc.

The haiku bot has spoken

Never name your child after a pop culture character. Leave that to them when they transition in their 20s

Ambulocetus in the Light The world is haunted by a past far older than ours. Whales once walked on land. Sometimes the land remembers them--or they remember the land.

Homage to history and my beautiful but fraught Pacific Northwest.

In my shop

Noble: When I'd heard that Prince Consort Merlin used to be a peasant I'll admit I had my concerns but he is quite the proper gentleman. He's polite, respectful, always uses the proper titles, he's- Arthur: Mad at me Noble: Excuse me, Sire? Arthur: He's mad at me. He only ever puts on this performance of being the perfect consort when he's mad at me, he knows it drives me crazy Merlin: Is there anything you need from me before I retire to my chambers Sire? Arthur: You can tell me what I did wrong so I can fix it and you can go back to insulting me

I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.

Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”

“No.”

“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”

“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”

“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”

“He’s WHAT-“