My Confession About Apollo

My Confession About Apollo

Am I the only one that thinks there will be a sudden decrease in Apollo children after ToA?

Like, don’t you think he’ll become a better god overall?

Grover, shoving his face with enchiladas: these enchiladas are really bad.

Annabeth:

Percy: then why are you shoving your face and eating two at a time?

Grover: they're enchiladas. duh.

Okay, so looking at the facts, Percy was missing for roughly two weeks before they even had the notion that Percy and Jason were swapped. And they were also really really worried. What I’m getting at is that a missing persons report was probably placed. (As it should have been) Can you imagine how funny that would be? Percy’s been in the news before, he’s well known and unpopular at every school he’s gone to. 

News Anchor: And in other news, Perseus “Percy” Jackson, who at twelve years old was kidnapped along with his mother, and taken across the country where he battled his captor with a shotgun, has gone missing again. 

Percy’s acquaintances at Goode: haha… what the fuck

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Kid 1: Wait, who’s missing?

Kid 2: That Jackson kid, he went here in eighth grade.

Kid 1: ???

Kid 2: He was on the basketball team with us.

Kid 1: Oh, the kid with the

Kid 2: With the hair, yeah

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*Beginning of SoN*

News Anchor: Perseus Jackson, who has been missing for seven months, was spotted stealing a police cruiser today in Sacramento. Please be on the lookout for the sixteen year old and call the authorities if you see him.

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*Upon Percy coming back*

News Anchor: Sixteen year old Percy Jackson who went missing nine months ago reappeared at his home last week. When asked what happened he said… Wait is this real? Yeah? He said he received amnesia and lived with wolves for most of the time. 

I’ve memorized the link; you can’t trick me

ATTENTION NOT A DRILL, DISNEY JUST RELEASED A NEW TRAILOR FOR THE UPCOMING PERCY JACKSON TV SHOW, IT'S NOT VERY LONG BUT I'M FREAKING OUT IT LOOKS SO COOL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

OMG I CAN’T

must i explain?

the Draco Malfoy effect in Riordanverse

Luke Castellan

Lit (Lityerses)

GUYS LET’S NOT FORGET THEIR ACTIONS!!! HEROIC DEEDS DO NOT GIVE THEM A BLANK SLATE!!!

(the Draco Malfoy effect is when the world forgives white blond boys for doing a couple things right even though their past actions were unforgivable)

EDIT: MY FRIEND TOLD ME LIT IS NOT BLOND AND IDK WHY I THOUGHT HE WAS BLOND ANYWAYSSSS