Jokes On You - Tumblr Posts

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

I’ve memorized the link; you can’t trick me

ATTENTION NOT A DRILL, DISNEY JUST RELEASED A NEW TRAILOR FOR THE UPCOMING PERCY JACKSON TV SHOW, IT'S NOT VERY LONG BUT I'M FREAKING OUT IT LOOKS SO COOL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

“No one in their right mind” well thankfully for you I’m in my wrong mind

Feel free to specify in the tags :) if the animal is one that needs company assume you'd have multiple

wait I'm curious

I feel like this is a common enough experience but I don't know how much

Non canon idea: Dimitri records Aleksie masturbate with a toy and Aleksie tlis convinced it's for blackmail but nohohoh. It's for fapping fodder

The Cackling Goose is particularly notable for being not-at-all invented by me in a mad rush to get a suitable entry together for April Fool’s Day. They look almost identical to the much more commonly recognized Canada Goose, differentiated by the fact that they are very slightly smaller and have grey-ish body feathers instead of brown-ish. Rest assured, I did not simply find a picture of a juvenile Canada Goose; this is a real actual bird that does exist.

I'm going to make you realize that you changed your answers from correct to incorrect on a very important test right after you turn it in

telling people you like a villain character is always interesting, because sometimes they're so offended they go "oh but he did xyz how could you ever excuse that?"

mate who said anything about excuses?? i'm a villain fucker, not a villain defender. this isn't the ethics olympics. let me simp for the bad guy in peace.

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 08/10/2016 9:44:51 PM.

yoongi biaswrecker moments [6/∞]

#none of them

Okay, dearest followers, be honest.

Which one of your fictional crushes do you truly believe that you could pull irl? Realistically. Taking all factors into account. Whether you were in their universe or not, up to you. But be HONEST.

Teen Years.

Twenties.

Adult-hood.

Athena Liang tag dump

me omw to eeby deeby w glup shitto, scrunglo, and blorgo from my shows to break the plinko horse outta superhell

we straight up scoobin doobin my guys

It is July. Lets hope that I dont become an insane person and forget to take care of myself.

would you allow your mom to read through your entire phone and go through all your apps right now to win five million dollars?

I'm a heathen but noth as much as thay I know.

new game: put your sexuality in the tags and what sauce you eat chicken nuggets with

im a lesbian and i only trust ranch