Ideas For Tumblr Staff

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

The easiest “oranges” to do this to if you want to try it yourself

Sumo mandarins: expensive af but WORTH IT. Two mandarins per lb and you can literally peel it like a swirly banana. They are a limited time item but they’re extremely juicy.

Cara Cara oranges: you won’t get them to easily separate when cut in half, but they’re very sweet with almost a strawberry undertone. Great for a sweet juice treat.

Cuties mandarins: smol and simple to remove the peel from the meat. You might need 5 to feel a satisfying amount of juice.

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

Gonna remember this for my next grippy sock set.

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

I’m happy where I work.

Doesn’t mean I think it’s the best. Doesn’t mean they don’t take advantage of me and my coworkers. Doesn’t mean they didn’t lie about the companies they work with to improve the company’s lives.

I’m getting my sinuses worked on next week… I’m glad to be able to afford it.

I’m happy.

I’m happy that the day will come soon… soon that eyes will be open.

The scars on my face to show I’m making through life. Life is supposed to be easy now.

At least I’m not surrounded by drunks in the middle of the busiest zipline in the dessert.

At least I get my legally required breaks now. At least I’m numb to those who have thrown up, pissed, and shit in the public area where I use to work.

I’ve been grabbed too many times back there.

Masking a smile

Masking a smile

Masking a smile

Masking a smile…

Retail life can be fun… but it should be treated as important.

I’m not your family. I’m not your grab-at and get-away.

I’m not working for that zip line. I’m getting my minimum wage fixed.

I’m happy because people know how the store works… and it’s not a rush to upsell just to get paid less than what you sell.

$20 of 2 photos from a $8 worker won’t sell.

$20 in produce will sell better from a $16 worker.

I was a circus act. I still am. They all just look at me behind the glass.

And I smile…

War.

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)