Listen, The Girlies Who Get It Get It

listen, the girlies who get it get it

because colin is not for the people who desperately wanted another 'oooh so broody, so sexy and angsty and dark' male protagonist, okay? he's not for y'all. he's for *me*. he's for the dweebs. he's got a soft heart and a gentle soul, he makes silly puns, his sexy wet dream is him showing up from the fog to tell Penelope in her garden that he can't stop thinking of her and is so damn down bad so she can be like 'omg bb, saaaame, ilu2' and he gets to eat her titties. he makes olive jokes and horse jokes and he raised his voice at his mum for .2 milliseconds and then immediately is there going 'i'm sowwy' with his big, wet eyes. he got all his sisters the most thoughtful gifts and then with his brothers went 'lol, uh, cards?' he's gorgeous, but also he's cute. he makes the sweetest squishy face when he's genuinely happy and you just KNOW he went up to his room after that engagement went through writing in his journal on his tummy in his bed kicking his feet all 'and then she said yes!'

he is my perfect man forreal

Portia needs to have a convo with my boy

I need people to hear me out:

Colin Bridgerton is NOT this type of male lead:

He is this type of male lead:

And I love that.

The fandom’s constant reaction to ANYTHING being dropped summarised in two sentences

The people who stuck around the Bridgerton fandom just to hate watch are kind of aggressively transparently obvious.

"For God's sake, Penelope Featherington, are you going to marry me or not?"

Colin, love, she had no idea you had any feelings for her until 10 minutes ago and you literally spent that time trying to eat her titties while your fingers were exploring the unseen, give her a second