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I hope watching Polin season helps heal the trauma some people have been carrying around over a preteen boy making fun of them in 7th grade because some of these attacks on Colin can not possibly be about the character from the show.
listen, the girlies who get it get it
because colin is not for the people who desperately wanted another 'oooh so broody, so sexy and angsty and dark' male protagonist, okay? he's not for y'all. he's for *me*. he's for the dweebs. he's got a soft heart and a gentle soul, he makes silly puns, his sexy wet dream is him showing up from the fog to tell Penelope in her garden that he can't stop thinking of her and is so damn down bad so she can be like 'omg bb, saaaame, ilu2' and he gets to eat her titties. he makes olive jokes and horse jokes and he raised his voice at his mum for .2 milliseconds and then immediately is there going 'i'm sowwy' with his big, wet eyes. he got all his sisters the most thoughtful gifts and then with his brothers went 'lol, uh, cards?' he's gorgeous, but also he's cute. he makes the sweetest squishy face when he's genuinely happy and you just KNOW he went up to his room after that engagement went through writing in his journal on his tummy in his bed kicking his feet all 'and then she said yes!'
he is my perfect man forreal
Crime Alley/Red Hood headcanon time.
Crime alley is a big place and Red Hood is one dude, so he has a system set up.
For those teens with phones, he has a contact number for emergencies or info updates. See something really suspicious? Text Hood. Being Kidnapped? Call him. He needs info and he’ll text.
The crime alley kids are a major information source for him. Not many people pay attention to them so he’ll ask them to keep an eye out. Of course he pays them too.
For those unsure if a person can be trusted, Red Hood has a symbol that he gives out to people, certain people. It’s his weird v symbol (not the red bat) on a card or a patch for a jacket.
The working women (prostitutes) of crime alley also help. He’ll walk them home, buy them smokes, and pay them. Not just for information, but bc he knows that they probably have kids at home. In return, the women will sometimes take in a street kid or two for a few days or give him information. Sometimes even seduce a target for him.
Stopping crimes in crime alley isn’t as simple as it seems. When stopping a mugging or something, Hood asses whether it’s a crime of desperation (starving/homeless) or just a crime.
If it’s desperation, Hood will give them some money in small bills, talk with them, and send them to a place to get a job.
Red Hood’s favorite food place is in crime alley. If someone is really desperate and hungry they can go there, pay what they can, and Hood will take care of the rest of the bill later