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Batman and Robin 2023 13- an emotional goodbye from the current creative team 🫡

Lies. Jason Todd.

When Bruce gets injected with truth serum

"Who's your favorite"

Everyone looked at Jason.

"Out of the four of us," he clarified. "Who's your favorite?"

He, Dick, Tim, and Damian turned to Bruce curiously.

"Well..."

Bruce proceeded to go on and on for over 3 hours about how he didn't actually have a favorite and how proud he was of all of them, only interrupted when Alfred walked in and Bruce started about how he was the best butler-dad ever.

None of them could honestly say they weren't at least a little teary.

No truer words has ever been spoken

superhero comics will always be the best genre of modern fiction purely because sentient talking gorillas will just fucking manifest in a story. literally no other form of contemporary storytelling has the balls to do this and it is lesser for it.

look, i have a postgraduate degree in literature. i can name 5 sentient talking monkes from DC alone. i cannot name a single monkey, sentient or otherwise, in a single work of the literary canon. charles dickens? more like charles fuck off dickhead show me the monkey

I don't have much time on my day to pray the entire rosary (also because i'm lazy), so i just pray a Mystery a day :) i recomend It to you! I think This is the best way to begain, If you want the rosary to be part of your routine.

I haven't prayed a Rosary on my own in a really long time, y'all. So, I was thinking how can I get at least a decade in - slow and small steps at a time, right - and then I had an idea! I shall use my people pleasing tendencies to motivate myself to pray a Rosary!

So, I need your help. Do send me a 🩵 (blue for Mama Mary!) and I will say one Hail Mary for each 🩵 I get, I will even say it for your intentions. You can even send me multiple 🩵s, I don't mind! Like if I get 10 🩵s in one ask I'll pray a decade for the person who sent it. There is no way I will not do it because, well... I'll feel bad lmao.

So, yeah, I'm gonna wash my face and grab my lil Rosary for this. Let's beat my laziness and get y'all some prayers!

You know those freaky ai fails on tiktok? Can you imagine the batkids trying to do something nice for Bruce for once and paid for an ai of his parents but it got extremely fucked up. Like so fucked up that they couldn’t stop giggling about it and at one point Bruce waddles back in the batcave to see everyone huddled around the computer.

He gets curious and silently looks over to see a terrifying video of his dead parents.

He definitely violently sobbed in his room for three days after that.