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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

I imagine Selina would roll her eyes and Tim would never shut up about It and bring It up to every conversation.

in a world where copyright laws arent lame as fuck and capitalism is not the perpetual enemy of art, marvel comics exist as the comic books of the dc universe and vice versa, and characters of each respective universe can be snide about their cross company counterparts. like selina kyle reads felicia hardy stories lookin like

In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,
In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,

tim drake reading bendis' ultimate spider-man like

In A World Where Copyright Laws Arent Lame As Fuck And Capitalism Is Not The Perpetual Enemy Of Art,

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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

so like, you know how it's weird to write young characters across generations? like a ten year old in the 90s and a ten year old in the 2010s are just dramatically different ten year olds, due to different cultural truths and technological advancements those ten year olds are exposed to?

So Like, You Know How It's Weird To Write Young Characters Across Generations? Like A Ten Year Old In

do you think, with the majority of kids being more aware about neurodivergence and mental illness, tim and damian routinely need to explain to dick and barbara that bruce isn't intentionally ignoring their emotions when he's hyperfixating on shit, he's just autistic

and bruce, being easily mid 40s and very much the kind of cis """"hetero"""" white man who doesn't like therapy and (mercifully) doesn't like self help or therapyspeak, is constantly like, im not fucking autistic, your feelings are just boring

but they all know now

they're starting to spot signs, like how the commemorative robin costumes in the cave are soothingly aligned in order of descending size or how everything is coordinated with muted colours, or how bruce keeps the lights in the batcave dim because y'know photosensitivity, etc etc


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Say it with me now:

1. Being free from sin is not the same as being God.

2. Mary being free from sin does not make her God.

3. Mary being free from sin does not make the Incarnation unnecessary because she is still not God.

4. Christ's sacrifice was not meritorious merely because He was a man free from sin but because He is both man and God.

5. Mary is not God.

6. If you think Catholics talk about Mary more than Jesus maybe it's because you only engage with Catholics via our responses to Protestant criticisms which skews your perspective.

7. Every Marian doctrine ultimately points to Christ and tells us something about Christ and His salvific mission, so even when we are talking about Mary, we are also talking about Christ.


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

me sinto meio assim dps de logar no tumblr


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Oregon Miku is my style goal.

 Oregon Miku

🌲 Oregon Miku 🌲


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere

dopebananadetective
6 months ago

the transition from hal to kyle's section of gl1990 is objectively very funny because the launchpad just hal's pure, undiluted misery. everyone is dead. i spent my entire life trying to become someone my father would have loved and not only do i resent the person i became i know in my heart of hearts that fighting for a morsel of the late martin jordan's affection has always been an exercise in futility. in desperation. i have been so naive about the institutions i dedicated myself to. i gave everything to the corps i gave my loyalty my fealty my life and once again i am left with nothing. i can't do this anymore. the "man with no fear" is scared to death. this world is unsalvageable-- i'll make it right.

kyle rayner gets thrown through the window into a lingerie store. narration box: HI! my name is KYLE RAYNER. and i don't know what i'm doing. 👍👍👍💯💯💯


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

the transition from hal to kyle's section of gl1990 is objectively very funny because the launchpad just hal's pure, undiluted misery. everyone is dead. i spent my entire life trying to become someone my father would have loved and not only do i resent the person i became i know in my heart of hearts that fighting for a morsel of the late martin jordan's affection has always been an exercise in futility. in desperation. i have been so naive about the institutions i dedicated myself to. i gave everything to the corps i gave my loyalty my fealty my life and once again i am left with nothing. i can't do this anymore. the "man with no fear" is scared to death. this world is unsalvageable-- i'll make it right.

kyle rayner gets thrown through the window into a lingerie store. narration box: HI! my name is KYLE RAYNER. and i don't know what i'm doing. 👍👍👍💯💯💯


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

"What does it matter to you whether Jesus wishes to guide you to heaven by way of the desert or by the fields, so long as you get there by one way or the other? Put away any excessive worrying which results from the trials by which the good God has desired to test you; and if this is not possible resign yourself to the Divine Will."

-Padre Pio


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Just saw your other post and:

Just Saw Your Other Post And:

It's Canon guys.

what if Damian started addressing bruce as Father instead of father because he worships the man and he has become a God in his eyes WHAT THEN?!!!


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

tim & damian's beef in red robin makes me kind of sad, but at the same time it's so funny cause damian is always getting his ass with his remarks. he's always so quick /w it too and it doesn't help that he's just a kid 😭 it catches me off guard for a sec cause some of the shit he says is just so out of pocket, but then i start laughing 😭

Tim & Damian's Beef In Red Robin Makes Me Kind Of Sad, But At The Same Time It's So Funny Cause Damian

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dopebananadetective
6 months ago
Im Constantly Thinking About This Panel Because They Were Insane Insane For It But There Is Only One

Im constantly thinking about this panel because they were insane insane for it but there is only one thing that could make it better and its if Damian was kneeling instead of standing up


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Acho que nunca vou entender a mente de meu irmão e da minha mãe. Como você pode ser desse jeito e não se sentir culpado?

dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Eu só queria sair daqui

dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Eu não aguento maaaaaaiiss. Que Deus me perdoe e tenha piedade de nós

dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Meu cachorro está muito doente, não tenho dinheiro pra levar no veterinário. Tenho medo que ele vá morrer. Minha mãe viajou e meu irmão só se preocupa com si mesmo.

dopebananadetective
6 months ago

You may not be pregnant, but you always deliver

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okay

look

i'm going to be deadass with you

people do not actually behave like this when you acquire a disability. acquiring a disability is traumatic, not just for the disabled individual, but for the people in their life who must re-learn that person's life and reality, yes. that is true.

but they see you continue to live and in time the disability becomes normal, just a feature of life. when you see your friend remove his prosthetic or waggle his stumpie for the first time, it's weird and uncomfortable; if you still find it weird and uncomfortable after a year, you are being a freak. adjusting to a new communication need is frustrating and it's natural to feel distant from someone while you learn the nuances of their aac; but you DO learn, and as you become fluent, the frustration does fade. the first time a friend rolls up in their chair after an injury can be shocking and let's be honest, no, you do not know the right thing to say and neither do they - that is a moment that will always be awkward. that awkwardness does pass, and you see the individual, not the chair.

i NEED bruce and the boys to harden the fuck up about babs' chair because they reduce her to it every single time they see the jonkler and go

noooooooo

babs' leggggs

😭😭😭😭😭😭

in a way, they make themselves the victim of barbara's disability. she's built a life and she's moving on but the men that surround her constantly think of the chair and not the woman in it - with the exception of dick ofc, his flaw is that he thinks cops are human, not that he thinks crips are inhuman.

it's an unexplored nuance of bruce - that, in a way, his sense of guilt for barbara's disability is selfish, and that when he mourns who she was to the partial exclusion of who she has been able to become, he does rob her of that new identity.


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago
dopebananadetective
6 months ago

It's so funny to read the comments. It's Sad too, but also funny. Like people saying that Christianity "stole" jewish people religion or that the catholic church is the organization that killed more people in history. I remember when i believed those things and can understand the line of thought. Study history people. The crazier comment for me goes for the person saying we are polytheist.

Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

I need a fic like this

time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.

He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.

During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.

He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.

+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago

This webtoon reminded me so much of the x-men. Outside of the obvious, its themes are very similar to x-men. Most people interpret the x-men as being about minorities, which is right, but It's also about the circle of violence, which is portrayed very well in This webtoon.

getting back into webcomics and I would like to share my FAVOURITEEE

hand jumper ilu

Getting Back Into Webcomics And I Would Like To Share My FAVOURITEEE
Getting Back Into Webcomics And I Would Like To Share My FAVOURITEEE

as you can see the art is INCREDIBLE

literally just wanted to get this out there bc I love it SO MUCHHHH

dopebananadetective
6 months ago

Our beatifull babyboy :)

I Had Video Essays About Several Analog Horror Series On While I Was Doing My Final Papers And This Beast
I Had Video Essays About Several Analog Horror Series On While I Was Doing My Final Papers And This Beast

I had video essays about several analog horror series on while I was doing my final papers and this beast made me emotional he's my son now


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago
HI!!! PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR MY DOGS MEDICAL BILLS HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!

HI!!! PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR MY DOG’S MEDICAL BILLS HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!

HERE IS SOME EXAMPLES OF MY ART.

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HI!!! PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR MY DOGS MEDICAL BILLS HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!
HI!!! PLEASE HELP ME PAY FOR MY DOGS MEDICAL BILLS HE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!

Forgot to put it on the graphic but I will add detailed backgrounds to any piece for a +$5 fee

DM me here or on discord (chainedbonesofftgechain) to begin, or donate here!


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dopebananadetective
6 months ago
Back Hurts Something Fierce This Christmas. I Have A Convention Tomorrow Look At These Stickers I Made

Back hurts something fierce this christmas. I have a convention tomorrow look at these stickers I made


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