I Need A Fic Like This

I need a fic like this

time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.

He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.

During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.

He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.

+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past

the transition from hal to kyle's section of gl1990 is objectively very funny because the launchpad just hal's pure, undiluted misery. everyone is dead. i spent my entire life trying to become someone my father would have loved and not only do i resent the person i became i know in my heart of hearts that fighting for a morsel of the late martin jordan's affection has always been an exercise in futility. in desperation. i have been so naive about the institutions i dedicated myself to. i gave everything to the corps i gave my loyalty my fealty my life and once again i am left with nothing. i can't do this anymore. the "man with no fear" is scared to death. this world is unsalvageable-- i'll make it right.

kyle rayner gets thrown through the window into a lingerie store. narration box: HI! my name is KYLE RAYNER. and i don't know what i'm doing. 👍👍👍💯💯💯

Im constantly thinking about this panel because they were insane insane for it but there is only one thing that could make it better and its if Damian was kneeling instead of standing up

Acho que nunca vou entender a mente de meu irmão e da minha mãe. Como você pode ser desse jeito e não se sentir culpado?

Meu cachorro está muito doente, não tenho dinheiro pra levar no veterinário. Tenho medo que ele vá morrer. Minha mãe viajou e meu irmão só se preocupa com si mesmo.

It's so funny to read the comments. It's Sad too, but also funny. Like people saying that Christianity "stole" jewish people religion or that the catholic church is the organization that killed more people in history. I remember when i believed those things and can understand the line of thought. Study history people. The crazier comment for me goes for the person saying we are polytheist.

Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏