While Having A Potentially Paranormal Doll On My Lap I Had A Silly Brainrot.

While having a potentially paranormal doll on my lap I had a silly brainrot.

So Teyvat has it's own language, does that mean English doesn't exist there?

Because if it's a normal isekai au, it would be silly interacting with the characters.

(Y/n): Um, excuse me- Do you know which way the bathroom is??

(Character):

But if it's sagau au it's more like people trying to comprehend divine speech while you're speaking in your native language.

(y/n): Can somebody please tell me where the bathroom is???

(Characters): *Crying, banging heads, rolling, kicking their legs, dancing, singing as they rejoice their god blessing them with their divine voice* GOD HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS! REJOICE!

Why were my scissors out of place when I returned to my room.

Update 4 (Warning: mention of death, infant mortality)

I just discovered the tree me and my siblings would casually visit was a potential burial site for stillborn babies/newborns passed away at birth.

So you're telling me I've been casually walking over graves.

So for context I'm at my grandpa's house.

My room is at a secluded corner of the house, which is spooky enough and I always get the heebie jeebies staying here.

What doesn't help the fact that once upon a time, there used to be a giant sack of cat food on the old bed frame which I left over night and came back in the morning to find it UNDER THE BED. That sack, which took ME, a former martial artist great effort to lift was ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED when I came back in the morning.

Back to present now. I had a heavy dinner, waddled upstairs and when I entered my room, I did not see my neighbouring doves. There were also some kid's slippers next to my bed. Which I shrugged off cuz I got like 5 cousins here. Now I'm talking to my friend on the phone, and homegirl goes like:

Friend: Is there a child with you in the room?

Me: No? Why?

Friend: No...just I thought I heard a kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm officially not sleeping tonight.

Happy holi y'all (my son in law ko nazar na lage 😭)

Happy Holi ft. Kaeya 😌🌸

GUYS

GUYS

Hear me out on this hc of sorts- (spoilers on Heizou's character story)

YK how Tanjiro had really sensitive smell he used to predict demon attacks with?? Well Heizou has a strong sense of intuition- you're not telling me that in his training days with his clan he did not exploit this and take no damage in battles?? Like come on- WHAT IF HIS INTUITION PREDICTS ALL OF HIS OPPONENTS MOVES MAKING IT EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY FOR HIM??

Another reason why I think he obliterated everyone in the tournament (and survived the arrow).

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Watching Creature 3D with my cousin and he goes “What a nice body” to this scene.

See lads? This is the ideal male body. 10 feet tall with broad pecks and beefy muscles. Get working.

Also bonus out of context shot:

A very normal Roblox tycoon moment ft. My friend