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2AM SAGAU THOUGHT
would genshin characters get jealous of your phone
VENTI CAPABILITIES
While researching for my Genshin impact + SAGAU lore inculcation to better understand SAGAU, and how it would work if it actually were to exist.
I have just now come to the realization that not many people know WHY Barbatos has the queen gnosis,(including myself(past/2 minutes ago))the most important chess piece besides the king(you).
Barbatos is said to sense when someone says his name, regardless of place, being the avatar of wind and all that jazz.
Venti knows past, present and future songs.
He can speak to animals.(?)
For a better understanding of Ventis capabilities go to this post https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Lore/comments/11m6flz/archons_and_their_demon_names/
it’s where I came up with the idea, I was just have a difficult time explaining it without directly copying it.
SUNGLASSES
Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on the more serious characters.
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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.
The character will think of it as a divine gift.
refusing to take it off.
SUNGLASSES
Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on on of the serious characters.
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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.
what if reader put the sunglasses on when the character is asleep.
truly a gift of the divine.
SUNGLASSES
Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on on of the serious characters.
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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.
FILLED PLOT-HOLE
In ACTUAL self aware Genshin AU to prevent characters from finding out the truth teyvat takes the responsibility of blocking your voice when reader says something out-loud that could potentially spoil the plot.
HEADCANON: CHILDES FAMILY
I headcanon that childes family is very religious ( both in and out of SAGAU )
DRAWINGS
Creator reader who just draws everywhere.
like on people… said person would absolutely be honored and depending on just who, and how devoted they are the person would likely get it tattooed.
also they would sell for a killing.
“VIBE”
Gen-Z creator reader staying away from someone/something because “they’re/it’s vibes are off.”
If it’s a someone, they just get bashed into oblivion. Teyvats equivalent of getting cancelled.
if its something, Teyvat just straight up consumes it. Tevyat doesn’t want said something to displease you.
IRL CREATOR
What if the reader was the creator of genshin but like, IRL, like… ya’ know?
Reader has control of the story as well as we’re it’s going to go?
like choosing the VAs(voice actors)…
on the topic of VAs…(really what I wanted to talk about)
If the reader still has their phone when or if they’re transported into genshin, and the reader contacts on of the characters VAs…
how what they react?👀👀
the conversation would be the dumbest arguments ever, like go search up “genshin VAs funny moments”
RECREATION OF THE DIVINES
do you think genshin npc’s(like the shopkeeper)would try and recreate things your repeatedly seen wearing?
like already anything you’ve seen taking a like to is immediately sold out, it’s pretty much a shopkeepers best dream. You’d be set for life.
CONSCIENCE
I personally believe instead of your friend coming from a alternative world of genshin using their characters, they instead use your characters.
like instead of your friends character empty conscience, your friend instead controls your characters with their conscience.
(In cult au none of your characters like it, your blissful warm isn’t there, it’s just being unwilling controlled.)
(this isn’t a side note it’s just me being really excited, and wanting to share, but I just today(August 26)got yelan, and I’m just, AHHHH, I’m so happy)
THE SACRED TOUCH
what about streamer!reader who is renowned in the genshin community for having INSANE luck. (you once got 4 five stars in one pull)
Like I mean every single person who has ever even been so much as interested in the genshin community has heard of you,like I’m taking people who pay you irl money to pull for them, like I’m talking about you have SO MANY people simping over you, I’m talking people all over the world, I’m talking people reversing you as the primo god, I’m talking people filming themselves groveling, bowing and praying to a picture of you.
It’s just a natural phenomenon.
all your fellow streamer friends have you on their stream pulling for them, chat going crazy, and you get their desired character, in like 2 single pulls.
oh, and your luck doesn’t just depend on characters banner.
SAGAU + NEUVILLETTE
Okay, SAGAU folks you do understand if Neuvillette is the hydro dragon,(I don’t think it’s been confirmed anyway, just hinted)and one of The original Seven Sovereigns at that,(vishaps also work)Neuvillette would be one of the most dedicated followers, like out ranking Zhongli, freaking Morax, one of the original seven archons!
Neuvillette would be around since some of the earliest days of Teyvat, has worshipped you since the dawn of his existence!
This is big for the SAGAU community.
i- 😃what????
someone controlling ur body?????
the creator???????
am i losing my mind or is mihoyo/hoyoverse on to smt??????
the overview effect + sagau?
(note that this was written before I knew anything about the fountain archon quest, so expect furina slander)
specifically people of power, like the archons, or fatui harbingers, get them to see just how valuable human life is, how small it is, how fragile, how venerable, how ultimately insignificant everything is.
let them see your perspective, how the people of fontaine do not have a suitable archon, a joke for an archon, how the archon has openly said she’s bored with a real court case, how the dragon serves the nation, the questionable morals, ones that could potentially end lives, how it’s destroying the environment? how sumeru is willing to give everything for knowledge, how the archon, the protector of said nation, was inslaved? just how small inazuma is compared to the rest of the world how people were held captive, slaughtered, driven mad, all for a single vision? how the archon of Liyue forsaken his own nation, put his people in danger, and did nothing? How the people of Mondstate believe their archon has passed, how they were put in danger, excluding the high possibility of it, how the nation its self was put in danger with all the hilichurls constantly attacking, even when attacking the city head on, their “protecter” ignored it, when stormterror attacked, nothing, the archon has ignored his responsibility of archon. his duty.
there duty.
how human life must be protected at all costs.
(this was very quickly written down so I’d didn’t lose the idea so excuse my poor grammar(and the plot holes(?)i just wanted to carry the hate I have for the archons ignoring their responsibilities, and how some a random Outlander(just looking for their sibling)fixed their problems), excluding the fact it’s currently 12:39 AM on a school day for me😅, whoops, I’ll probably start write this in the morning or something, but sleep it is for now)
In cult SAGAU the creator is always revered as this kind caring god/goddess who can do no wrong and always has the best interest of Teyvat on their mind. (except for the some but they usually still have a few they care for)
What if, hear me out, the relationship is more similar to Ruan Mei and her creations from hsr. I mean it fits the setting, the people and creatures of Teyvat longs for their creator's warmth and they're just like "Huh, interesting *ignores them more*."
They built all these grand palaces and places of worship only for you to just gaze at them a bit and leave. It must leave them infuriated how they're doing all of these for you and you're just not even going to care.
Of course they'll all cope differently, some would lament, some would hate you, and some would do whatever they can to earn your attention and when those things eventually no longer earn your attention they'll go to more drastic things just to get even a slimmer of attention they crave.
THE FIERCEST SEA GOD
Summary: The acolytes with a Cala Maria! God! Reader
Genre: Crack
Warning: Fish organs, Morax gets uno reversed and becomes stone. Reader kills.
This is crack. Just crack hcs
Idea by this✨✨
Okay so, listen mate. You probably need to surround your cave with as much raging sea as possible.
Seriously the amount of acolytes that just break in and invade your privacy is ungodly.
Go away I ain’t got time for you-
Why do they even show up with gifts you literally destroyed their ships and killed thousands???
Stop dumping gold and weird looking human stuff at the door I don’t even need them.
Just wait till the find out you like squid livers…oh god WHY IS THERE A PILE OF SQUID LIVERS AT YOUR DOOR-
The archons are the most persistent and annoying of them all tho.
Remember the pirate that got turned into stone??? Yeah except it was Morax. Opposite Day for him ig.
“Your grace, it is I, your loyal servant, Morax.” The god of contracts bows down on his luxurious looking ship. You merely scowl in annoyance. Good lord it’s another one of those offerings…
“Your grace, may I offer you this fine gold and these precious ores as a symbol of my devotion! I ca-“
“You talk too much.” And with that you cut Morax off and turned him into stone. The other acolytes that were present screamed in horror as you dived back into the sea made sure to leave a massive wave with your giant tail to tumble the ship.
Me: Repeat after me, s-e-v-e-n, seven archons!
Sagau writers:
While having a potentially paranormal doll on my lap I had a silly brainrot.
So Teyvat has it's own language, does that mean English doesn't exist there?
Because if it's a normal isekai au, it would be silly interacting with the characters.
(Y/n): Um, excuse me- Do you know which way the bathroom is??
(Character):
But if it's sagau au it's more like people trying to comprehend divine speech while you're speaking in your native language.
(y/n): Can somebody please tell me where the bathroom is???
(Characters): *Crying, banging heads, rolling, kicking their legs, dancing, singing as they rejoice their god blessing them with their divine voice* GOD HAS ANSWERED OUR PRAYERS! REJOICE!
Why were my scissors out of place when I returned to my room.