Imagine Youre Working This Shitty Retail Job For An Unbearable Amount Of Hours With No Other Coworkers.

Imagine you’re working this shitty retail job for an unbearable amount of hours with no other coworkers. Suddenly, a cop throws in two guys who he says are gonna work with you. They say no, they’re actually supposed to see the president. You show them the break room and they dismantle your microwave because apparently it has like, the map to the city of gold or something. So you help them stowaway on a train going directly into the depths of the Amazon rainforest. You crash, you get lost, see weird animals n shit, and then suddenly meet like. King Arthur. And this Arthur guy tells you that your wagie job is ACTUALLY a secret ploy by the president who allied with Conquistadors from 500 years ago and you’re supposed to have superpowers but your president stole them from you to invent classism.

So you get kidnapped but that’s the least of you worries rn because The President just found you, and you go back to your stupid wagie city, one of your new coworkers is suddenly talking about killing the bourgeois, blows your other new coworker to smithereens, which is okay because he then comes back to life as the new president (which is pretty good because the old one got publicly executed thirty seconds earlier) and now you’re in the secret service.

It has been two days. You’re not even sure if you got fired.

And your hands can turn into knives.

(Art by Arthur Mósca for Brotherwise Games)

NOBODY HERE IS TALKING ABOUT CANON PRE INQUISITOR MARSH ART?!?!

I did it for megop too (i have a problem)

Masterpost: Legend of Drizzt Sum-Up Sketches

(Links to Still missing books will be added later)

The Dark Elf Trilogy

Homeland

Exile

Sojourn

The Icewind Dale Trilogy

The Crystal Shard

Streams of Silver

The Halfling’s Gem

The Legacy of the Drow Quartet

The Legacy

Starless Night

Siege of Darkness

Passage to Dawn

Paths of Darkness Trilogy

The Silent Blade

The Spine of the World (Bonus)

Sea of Swords

The Sellswords Trilogy

The Servant of the Shard

Promise of the Witch King

Road of the Patriarch

The Hunter’s Blade Trilogy

The Thousand Orcs

The Lone Drow

The Two Swords

The Transition Trilogy

The Orc King

The Pirate King

The Ghost King

The Neverwinter Quartet

Gauntlgrym

Neverwinter

Charon’s Claw

The Last Threshhold

Companion Codex +

The Companions

Night of the Hunter

Rise of the King

Vengeance of the Iron Dwarf

Homecoming Trilogy

Archmage

Maestro

Hero

Generation Trilogy

Timeless

Boundless

Relentless

The Way of the Drow Trilogy

Starlight Enclave

Glacier’s Edge

Lolth’s Warrior

So... we were discusing how Dark Urge should eat with the jaw he has

I almost never animate bro

reblog to boop prev :3