" Are You Single ? " It's A Questions She Asks On A Near-daily Basis, Always Seems To Forget To Start

" are you single ? " it's a questions she asks on a near-daily basis, always seems to forget to start by prefacing that she isn't asking for herself, meaning it's always followed by a laugh, and a quick correction. " i'm not asking for me, oh god no— no offence ! i just- i'm a matchmaker, " as she speaks now, she's pulling out her business card and handing it to him, painted smile on her lips. " i think the whole musician thing could be a real hit if you're looking to date. " closed ft. @hecticlife

it takes him by surprise, eyes momentarily wide as she wraps him up in her embrace. it stills him, acts of a affection something he’s not quite used to unless they come from his dog, and that’s usually because he wants fed. but he eases into it, a slight flutter in his chest. oh. that’s new. “ i already have a web shooter, ” he responds quickly, and it takes him far too long to realize how it might sound when he is in fact talking about a toy. “ oh god, wait, not that ! i mean, i-i do have that but i meant like, you know . . . oh my god i’m never opening my mouth again. ” cheeks are now vibrant with a rosy tint, embarrassment abundantly clear.

teddy is ready to keep her pout act up until he utters the words prettiest unicorn and very important to him. she abruptly stops to wrap her arms around him, almost knocking the both of them over. "well, ace of my heart, knowing you and me... we could definitely get into some trouble. theft from one of these stalls maybe? but something harmless, like a treat maybe. do you think the face paint comes with a web shooter?"

—   ⁺  𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆  ,  1996  [ #300 GIFS ] VARIOUS  /  michael evans behling is nigerian & white, please cast accordingly and use appropriately. all of the gifs have been created from scratch by me. to access the gifs please click the source link. do not edit, claim as your own or add into your own hunts! time and effort were spent into making these gifs, a like or a reblog would be much appreciated!

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" emma cicciaro ! " the familiar name is whisper-yelled, sound of six inch heels clicking against the ground elevating the more she picks up her pace, " you wait right there. " it's been too long since they last saw one another, and there is no way she's letting the opportunity pass her by. often wishes she was the type of person who could hold her tongue, but the moment she reaches the other her frustrations come tumbling out. " you've been avoiding me and i want to know why. and please don't insult me by making me feel crazy, okay ? i'm good to my gut —— it never lies to me. " closed ft. @amadouers

body jerks slightly at the subtle bump, a few drops of his current drink spilling over the edge of a red solo cup. frankly, it's probably for the best. he's tipsy enough as is and has yet to reach the point of embarrassing drunk, should quite while he's ahead but that's not often something he knows how to do. he's quick to turn, smile stretching into place. " oh hey, listen . . . from one clumsy person to another, don't worry about it. you, uh, probably did me a favour. one more drink and i might be tempted to jump on the karaoke, and trust me no one needs to hear that. "

𓍼⋆⊹ 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 : @dreamerfms

alyssa was currently trying to make her way through the large crowds to get to someone that she had been meaning to speak to. but it was hard since there was so many people in the way. but she was making it through everyone. one by one. until she realized that she had bumped into somebody along the way. " oh, i'm sorry! i didn't see you there, clearly. " she took a step back for a moment. " i guess you could say that i really do have my clumsy moments. "

Maude Apatow being adorable on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in 2019.