Dreamilysporadicpervert - The Shipwreck

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

I could actually be a summer person if there were more 70 foot oak trees to languish under and eat berries in a handspun clay bowl. but urban designers don't get that

I love my weird music that isn't about sex and relationships 🤘😎👌

“Well it’s not just mainstream music, aren’t ALL songs about sex and relationships if you really think about it—“ Absolutely the fuck not. I just listened to a song about being buried alive and one about pirates battling a giant squid. Listen to more weird music immediately

Shota Aizawa with an insomniac partner

(CW: brief vague mention of sex)

When you're having trouble sleeping, it takes him a while to notice because he either sleeps too deeply, or is too busy to notice the beginnings of the bags and dark circles under your eyes

But after the 3rd case of energy drinks gets put into the fridge, it clicks for him, and he takes a good look at you to see what's wrong

He'll set aside his work and ask you if you want to talk about it, giving you *the look* when you try to say you don't want to bother him with it

When you talk, he mostly listens to what you have to say, only interjecting when he feels like something needs to be talked about in more detail

He'll pull you into his arms and cuddle you to try to help you sleep better, which usually works, now that your mind isn't full of untended thoughts

But when even that doesn't work, he gets your consent before fucking you hard, not letting up until you're physically too tired to stay awake

And then he loops back a step, pulling you in and wrapping you in his love and warmth, watching you sleep with a tired smile on his lips

I'm adding onto this to make a Villains Edition™

Gentle Criminal: Can't Stop Showboating

La Brava: Can't Stop Hacking

Stain: Can't Stop Stabbing

Shiggy: Can't Stop fangirling over Aizawa Dusting

Kurogiri: Can't Stop babysitting Teleporting

Dabi: Can't Stop Burning

Toga: Can't Stop Stabbing Jr.

Compress: Can't Stop Performing

Spinner: Can't Stop collecting knives Spinning

Muscular: Can't Stop Growing

Dr. Garaki: Can't Stop Defiling best friends Corpses

AFO: Can't Stop Corrupting Children

If all heroes named themselves the way Aoyama did, we'd have:

- Aizawa: Can't Stop being hot Erasing

- Mic: Can't Stop Yelling

- Joke: Can't Stop Laughing

- Nezu: Can't Stop Thinking

- YaoMomo: Can't Stop Creating

- Izuku: Can't Stop breaking bones Believing

- Baku: Can't Stop being an idiot Exploding

- Iida: Can't Stop Running

- Denki: Can't Stop Buzzing

- Kiri: Can't Stop being wholesome Hardening

- Hawks: Can't Stop Flying

- Snipe: Can't Stop Shooting hey, it's the cops

- Mineta: Can't Stop Graping

Bonus, from one of my kids:

- All Might: Can't Stop SMASHING