The Mother And The Cauldron

the mother and the cauldron

The mother: Say it slowly, so I can get it. What did the Archeron girl said?

The Cauldron: she said that she doesn't want a fae for a mate. Or a mate.

The mother: she doesn't want a-? Is she nuts? I gave her the best one I have!

The Cauldron: She's a bit traumatized, but she's nice.

The mother: I know she's a bit traumatized! But he is-he's- has she seen him? He's perfect! Even I want him as a mate!

The Cauldron: I know. How do we fix it?

The mother: not a mate, not A MATE! Well,give them forced proximity, give them pent up desire, give them loneliness, give them hormones! Make her see him shirtless! Make her see him shirtless and sweating and with his hair on a bun!

The cauldron: I like that! That's nice! Should we do the one bed trope?

The mother: Smart! I love it! She's gonna be eating out of his palm soon enough.

The cauldron: he's gonna be eating her soon enough.

I will jump in this and say Dorian and Azriel because the image is just perfect for my brain

Y'all ever see a ship and wonder how the fuck it even existed?

Like Gwyn and Tarquin for example. They haven't even met 😭. Is it because they're connected to water? It has to be.

There are non-canon ships in the fandom that I get/understand but 😗

This can be any ship from whatever media but I'm thinking of Acotar at the moment.

Feyre, love, Madja can help.

THERE IS ANOTHER THG BOOK???? ABOUT THE 50th GAMES????? AHHHHH.

WTFFFFFFF.

Credits of the post to @bookishwithathought and credits to the main character of this post to @heyovivi because you sent my mind into a spiral

So, imagine this:

It starts small. One day dueling with Gwyn, she manages to throw him to the floor (he was distracted by her beauty, that's how she did it. Of course) and he is just struggling trying to get up and then his shadows just tell him to stop and he, angry and annoyed, stops struggling. And he is just staring at Gwyn, who is standing above him, a sword at his neck, both her feet in each side of his hips and then once she notices he surrendered, a mischievous smile curves her lips and she says "Good boy" and something in Azriel just clicks and his "steeled velvet" friend (sorry, I had to) snaps to attention and he is just left staring at her as she makes her way to Nesta and Emerie who are cheering for her.

She had called him a good boy and he had obviously reacted to it, but it was probably due to the shock.

The next time it happens, Azriel decided to learn mind stilling and who is best to teach such a beautiful art than Gwyn? So, there he is, counting his breaths while Gwyn guides him and he just keeps getting distracted and Gwyn keeps telling him I'm the softest way possible to focus, and when he finally does, she whispers "You're doing so good" and his focus breaks because his mind took a turn in the wrong right direction and now Gwyn is scolding him for not concentrating and he is just trying to mask his arousal.

The third time it happens is in front of both Cassian and Rhys. They're just doing a demonstration on two against one combat when he gets distracted by a nasty comment Nesta made and now he is on the floor confused because now his jaw is on fire and he has no idea what happened. Gwyn, being the soft girl she is, goes to him and asks him if he's okay and he doesn't answer because:

He's embarrassed.

He can see her freckles up close and is doing something weird to his brain.

So worried!Gwyn being very cautious takes her hands to his face to make him focus and the contact makes his skin burn (wrong choice of words) in the best way possible. He is just staring at her in awe and Gwyn noticing his attention, mumbles "That was good, Azriel. You did very good." And he practically melts and Rhys and Cassian are just staring at him like "We lost him"

Then it starts escalating. Suddenly he tries to do everything he can to please Gwyn and she just keeps praising him in the softest ways she can and he is just over the cloud. And then in their first kiss, Gwyn is just there gasping for breath while he tries not to jump on her when she says "you're so so perfect." And something in him breaks because nobody had ever said that to him.

Then later, she holds his hands and kisses them and he loves it.

And then, he scoots closer to her everywhere and his wings touch her back and the simple contact calms her.

Then, he plays with her hair because he loves the way it shines in the sun.

Then, she curls around him while he writes reports and he stops his reports just to hug her and enjoy the way she feels.

Then, during the first time, Gwyn moans "you make me feels so good" and keeps saying praises and he loses it and pounds into her and her hands are on his hair, his face, his back, his hands, and he cums first when Gwyn whispers in his ear "I want all of you" and he feels bad about Cumming first but then he makes up with his mouth and enjoys it because Gwyn is praising him while she rides his face.

And he enjoys sex with her, but he enjoys the simple moments more when she tells him he did a good job somewhere, or when she calls him a good boy, or when she tells him how she loves all of him.

And the Inner circle is just in shock because one of the most feared males in Pyrinthia has his head on Gwyn's legs while she runs her hands through his hair and keeps telling him how perfect and wonderful he is and how much she loves him.

Because in reality,Az is the one with a praise kink and he is very touchy and Gwyn loves loving him and reminding him of that every day.

can someone please make it a fic? Should I make it? Can I make it?

*deep breath*

LUCIEN VANSERRA DESERVES A SPARRING SCENE WITH CASSIAN WITH ALL THE GIRLS WATCHING BECAUSE EVEN WHILE SALIVATING OVER RHYS AND TAMLIN AND AZRIEL FEYRE ADMITS HES HOT AND WE DESERVE A SHIRTLESS LUCIEN SCENE THROUGH ELAINS EYES AND SHE CANT KEEP HER EYES OFF HIM AND ALSO HE AND CASSIAN DESERVE SOME BROTHERLY BANTER I THINK THEY WOULD MAKE SUCH A POWER COUPLE!!!!!

Thank you.