Just A Gut Feeling, I Think Theres Gonna Be A Lot More External Screaming This Holiday Season, Probably

Just a gut feeling, I think there’s gonna be a lot more external screaming this holiday season, probably a decent amount of fistfights. So my question is, how does one make popcorn festive?

Aliens finally show up but they’re super neighborly, always offering the equivalent to a cup of space sugar or something. We don’t really get it, we’re looking for anyway it could be a trap, but no, they’re just super nice and friendly. Even better is they are very clearly not humanoid and still super sweet, like friendly squid people

EDIT: check Good Neighbors on my blog

“The shift will go by fast”

Oh the lies we tell ourselves

Cuz I’m just so super nice I’m getting 3 copies of the new Pokémon games, 2 violets and a Scarlet. The violet copies are going to myself and my girlfriend’s sister, and my girlfriend is getting the Scarlet copy

So which copies are y’all getting? And what starter you gonna get?

Walking into work like “whoever’s in charge of me I’m so sorry” I say as partake of the free samples (it’s booze)

What do you mean I gotta interact with people first if I want them to like me on the internet? I just wanted to be funny on this hellsite