Moving And Grooving While Playing A Little Magic

Moving and grooving while playing a little magic

I caught a Pokémon!

That’s not a Pokémon, that a green painted dog you trained to throw rocks

*squints and pulls out a machete and duct tape*

Gonna make it a digimon if you don’t shut the hell up

When it’s the festive time of the year and you can’t afford to buy the fam and friends gifts cuz your job is dependent on commissions and for some god forsaken reason everyone suddenly stopped being greedy pieces of shit just in time for the holidays

Aliens finally show up but they’re super neighborly, always offering the equivalent to a cup of space sugar or something. We don’t really get it, we’re looking for anyway it could be a trap, but no, they’re just super nice and friendly. Even better is they are very clearly not humanoid and still super sweet, like friendly squid people

EDIT: check Good Neighbors on my blog

Just a gut feeling, I think there’s gonna be a lot more external screaming this holiday season, probably a decent amount of fistfights. So my question is, how does one make popcorn festive?

Ahhh I’m hitting that hour of no sleep where everything is just so amazingly funny, such as:

Drying paint

The wiggly door stopper thing

The friendly raccoon who stole my shoes last week is at my window again

Pins and needles in my foot

My own reflection

The idea that I have to go to work in 4 hours

Bumping into the door

Apologizing to aforementioned door

Fairly certain it said “pardon me” and tipped its jaunty hat

The decision to not go in to work cus obvi reasons lol

I found chips!

I think I need to go to bed lol