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You Wake Up Suddenly. Eyes Blurry You Squint At Your Phone. Three AM, God, Im Dry
You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”
* opens bottle brought to bed *
* drinks deeply *
Gasp
Higurp
That’s better!
Maybe one more good plug
Or two
Hic
“Maybe justdd one m…more”
Glug
Glug
…Glug…
*alarm goes off *
Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!
I godda get rehdy.
*staggers while finishing the bottle*
Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.
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Here’s Snap chat AI with my conversation about gaining. They are I’m very concerned about my health.
Here’s the screen shots.








Make me a drunk alcoholic weed addled 750 lb cum dump
You smoked a joint, gorged until your gut stretched, and drank until you passed out on the couch in a hedonistic stupor.
You wake up to me holding a preroll to your mouth. I have a massive greasy breakfast and more beer behind me.
Time to do it all again.