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You Wake Up Suddenly. Eyes Blurry You Squint At Your Phone. Three AM, God, Im Dry

You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”

* opens bottle brought to bed *

* drinks deeply *

Gasp

Higurp

That’s better!

Maybe one more good plug

Or two

Hic

“Maybe justdd one m…more”

Glug

Glug

…Glug…

*alarm goes off *

Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!

I godda get rehdy.

*staggers while finishing the bottle*

Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.

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