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I am a simple man. I love my friends, I love my fictional characters , and I loooiove my lil guysssss . What else is life about?

Im not gay just drunk

Yeya

5 shots in the past? No problem!

6 shots while being post-blood donation, now that's a party

It's about 6:15 in the morning, I'm drunk and high!

I must say that, feeling the air blowing up my ass and balls: Ohh boy!

drunk thoughts:

ccj!mmy is kinda hot

i kinda want cc (or c tbh) niki nih@chu tostep on me in combat or pl a tfprm boots. Mommy.

i wrote too much sand into the d3sert duo fucking th that cactus ring fic. why. why did i mrntion the sand so much. why is it a main character.

i am aroace but it belike this sometimes. like comphet sorta.

my roommate said cc!ldsh@dowlady could degrade him qnd i raise u: i need cc!kristen minecraft to call me a good girl/boy.

i wouldnlet cccharlie sl!mical do whatever he wanted to me. hot man. banger arms. pretty. i need him to dress in drag and step on my neck in a heeled platorm boot.

i wagt to be his good girl i nedd him to manhandke me. j nsed this man to fuck me like impuls did in my gempulse fic. make me like it charlie, he could do it, fuck me til im not ace anymore, make me see god or gasl8ght me idc which. i need him.

charli olease lemme be a good girl for you need it Vicesraly he cqn put me on a leash and id barely even resist this man could walk me like a dog i need him

i want ren (c or cc). no more info. i just want him. hot. please eat me out.

or: lemme put c!ren on a leash i would buy a strap just to peg him i need to hear this man whimper and beg

i need skizzs fingers in my cunt i need him fucking me til i call him daddy on accident like im grian kin that one fic i read.

bqck tk charlie slimesiclr: i need this man to get me so drunk i stop being afraid kf sex (ace) and fuck me, id be praying while he fucked .y drjnk self thatv i woukd remember in the mornibtg, he woukd wreck me

also i want to suck their (ren and charlie)'s dicks pls lemme cock warm u i would be such a good little slut i would be ur good girl pls-

i need zombie cleo. cleo could do anything she wants to me. she coupd torture me and id say thank you mommy. and then when i did what she wanted shed praise me so good, i wanna be her good girl/boy

i have such a praise kink im so sorry-

a note from No Longer Drunk Me: ...guys this post Sure Is Something. (in my defense: i am very real for it.)

MORE DRUNK THOUGHTS BUT SLIGHTLY LESS DRUNK:

i stand by my "i need drag queen charlie slimesocil to step on me" but i wish to add: drag queen charlie but in thigh-highs because i just had tbis thoyght qnd its glorious. he can step on me with or without the thighhighs tho 🙏

honeatly he could step on me without the drag but it would be hotter if he did it in drag PUT THIS MAN IN A SLUTTY SEXY LITTLE OUTFIT I NEED HIM

i dunno why i want this man like this so much when im drunk but im sk real for it

cc!schlatt is hot as fuck and i hate it why is his face so good (rail me pls) (for him i will have a degredatkon kink.)

i love being able to say things on the internet fr fr

ldsjadowlady send tweet (lizzie i beg u let me be ur third)

i need to write stresskall fanfiction theres not enough (possibly none) fanfiction of her pegging him and that is a SHAME because she would 100%

• C H A R L I E S L I M E S I C L E

drunk thoughts:

ccj!mmy is kinda hot

i kinda want cc (or c tbh) niki nih@chu tostep on me in combat or pl a tfprm boots. Mommy.

i wrote too much sand into the d3sert duo fucking th that cactus ring fic. why. why did i mrntion the sand so much. why is it a main character.

i am aroace but it belike this sometimes. like comphet sorta.

my roommate said cc!ldsh@dowlady could degrade him qnd i raise u: i need cc!kristen minecraft to call me a good girl/boy.

i wouldnlet cccharlie sl!mical do whatever he wanted to me. hot man. banger arms. pretty. i need him to dress in drag and step on my neck in a heeled platorm boot.

i wagt to be his good girl i nedd him to manhandke me. j nsed this man to fuck me like impuls did in my gempulse fic. make me like it charlie, he could do it, fuck me til im not ace anymore, make me see god or gasl8ght me idc which. i need him.

charli olease lemme be a good girl for you need it Vicesraly he cqn put me on a leash and id barely even resist this man could walk me like a dog i need him

i want ren (c or cc). no more info. i just want him. hot. please eat me out.

or: lemme put c!ren on a leash i would buy a strap just to peg him i need to hear this man whimper and beg

i need skizzs fingers in my cunt i need him fucking me til i call him daddy on accident like im grian kin that one fic i read.

bqck tk charlie slimesiclr: i need this man to get me so drunk i stop being afraid kf sex (ace) and fuck me, id be praying while he fucked .y drjnk self thatv i woukd remember in the mornibtg, he woukd wreck me

also i want to suck their (ren and charlie)'s dicks pls lemme cock warm u i would be such a good little slut i would be ur good girl pls-

i need zombie cleo. cleo could do anything she wants to me. she coupd torture me and id say thank you mommy. and then when i did what she wanted shed praise me so good, i wanna be her good girl/boy

i have such a praise kink im so sorry-

a note from No Longer Drunk Me: ...guys this post Sure Is Something. (in my defense: i am very real for it.)

★leave me alone★

Yesterday you shattered my joy, oh how it's true,

My "will to live" cracked, a feeling so blue.

Please, today, avoid causing me more strain,

For I'm tired of your antics, your shitty name's disdain.

Cease being a pain in the ass, let tranquility ensue,

My balls are full, I urge you, find something else to pursue.

My patience is thin, my frustration severe.

My patience, it wanes, my tolerance low,

So stay far away, leave me at peace,

Satisfied and content, please release.

My friend, find tranquility and mend,

For my sanity and balls' sake, just be a good friend.

Bad Mommy 🍼 (my mean drunk girl music video)

So many parties!!!

New top👚🛍️

Guess what faggots, I'm fucking drunk as fuck for real. So it's my graduation and they took me to this fancy looking restaurant and i order red wine, so i drank the whole fucking thing and I'm sure happy as fucking hell!! Fuck depression!

im very drunk and i need to top a girl NOW!!!

[ok last one for today]

met a cool guy today at another art exhibition [and also confirmed the fact that i am lightweight] fucking forgot how he looked tho

he has my tumblr now so haii if ya see this hope ya like the sketch ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )

Ive been on a lot of dating apps recently and I just want to meet up with someone to have a hookup and it not go my way.

Of course the person I’m with is older; at least by 4 years so we can drink together. When I go to the bathroom I hope that they roofie my drink while I’m gone. When i come back they obviously push me to down my drink and I do so without any second thoughts. After the pill kicks in I hope they start to use me.

Take off my clothes while im still conscious enough to process what’s happening, that way I get to be in fear as I start to lose consciousness. After that it’s your choice what to do. Maybe tease me for a while or go straight into using me. Don’t just use my first hole; use everything. Treat me like I’m nothing more then a flesh light. Just your whore. Fill me up as much as you want. As I come back into consciousness choke me out so I never get the chance to fight back.

Afterwards just keep me. Store me away as your flesh light. I’m yours now anyways

Treat me like a slut mommy/daddy <3

Hot take:

Stop making drunks get sober. Accommodate it just like any disability.

13 beers. Loads of snacks.

You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”

* opens bottle brought to bed *

* drinks deeply *

Gasp

Higurp

That’s better!

Maybe one more good plug

Or two

Hic

“Maybe justdd one m…more”

Glug

Glug

…Glug…

*alarm goes off *

Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!

I godda get rehdy.

*staggers while finishing the bottle*

Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.