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Does anyone wanna buy me sausages on skip the dishes

I will dox myself

I love how you, sick bastards, headcanon the Sniper as a smelly man with badly shaved stubble. How do you say "eeew he's such a stinky!!!", joke about it all, make memes and pics. But I know you bitches want to bury your noses deep in his shirt, inhale the ambrosia smells of sweat, jarate and musk until u feel dizzy.

I know that you are sinful.

I'm the same.

on the validity of recognizing emotions

★leave me alone★

Yesterday you shattered my joy, oh how it's true,

My "will to live" cracked, a feeling so blue.

Please, today, avoid causing me more strain,

For I'm tired of your antics, your shitty name's disdain.

Cease being a pain in the ass, let tranquility ensue,

My balls are full, I urge you, find something else to pursue.

My patience is thin, my frustration severe.

My patience, it wanes, my tolerance low,

So stay far away, leave me at peace,

Satisfied and content, please release.

My friend, find tranquility and mend,

For my sanity and balls' sake, just be a good friend.

Drummk

EVEN MORE OF MY GUYS!!

im drunk so im posting the doodles i did in 2021 in class instead of doing what the teacher asked(i failed that year)

some of the very few drawaing with a more canon look to them

again, im drunk, sorry for any wrong spelling

7yo boys who believe themselves to be sigma and gigachad would be like "back in the good ol' days when women behaved like women" yeah Tommy but right now you're starring at some naked grannies so stfu.

Quick Question: Why are there so many people who describe gods as "feminists"?

I remember myself writing last month at 2AM while drunk (romanians are just built different) an entire Bible about why Athena being labeled either as a Feminist or a Misogynist is wrong in both cases and that because we're talking here about a figure that was firstly mentioned hundreds of years ago when people had a completely different mentality than ours and blah blah blah. Yes, I'm the idiot who brought back the "Ovid is a faniction writer meme", but I'll let you beat the shit out of me later.

But I've discovered how a lot of greek gods are suddenly labeled as "feminists". And my genuine question is... how?

Ares: Many people claim that he was the protector of women and that he never raped any woman in his entire life just because he murdered his daughter's rapist. People forget the fact that just because there are few to no surviving written works in which he rapes women that doesn’t mean that he didn't do that at all; there are already two discovered myths in which he rapes a woman disguised as a shepard despite the fact that she was one of Artemis's huntress and one in which he sleeps with another woman in secret, respectively. Also, aside from his mother, lovers and daughters he doesn't protect any other woman that isn't close to him from being raped.

Apollo: Many people consider that just because he was a certified bisexual who deeply loved his mother and twin sister (and saved both of them from being raped in different myth versions) that makes him a feminist as well. Wrong: he raped Chione in her sleep and Dryone in the form of a snake.

Hermes: Hermes raped Chione in her sleep and Apemosyne after slipping on skinned hides that he placed on her path.

Dionysus: He raped Aura while she was drunk and Nicaea while she was unconscious. Also, people often forget that his own cult itself is the main reason why he cannot be a Feminist in the first place, and that because his priestesses usually had to get drunk during the festivals and rituals dedicated to him, which made them completely vulnerable to any man who wanted to take advantage of them.

Hades: On one hand, he lets his wife rule over the Underworld and have just as much authority as him. On the other hand, he still kidnapped her and then forced her to eat those pomegranate seeds. And because it's very uncertain wheter or not he actually raped her in Homeric Hymn to Demeter, some people may argue that the pomegranate seeds are supposed to symbolize his seed, and by extension him forcing Persephone to eat them is a metaphor for him forcing himself on her.

What is next: Telling me that Zeus was a feminist as well?

Now, I know that Greek Mythology is completely messed up and the desire to either change or erase some myths is justified. Also, it's really hard for a person who feels deeply connected to a certain deity to recognize that the respective deity has done some things that by modern standards would be considered immoral and/or completely disturbing. But that isn't an excuse for not admitting that yes, [Name] has done some horrible shit just like any other deity from the Pantheon. Save for Hestia, we all love her and she must be protected at all cost.

Now, I have absolutely no problem with your headcanons about the greek gods or depicting them in a better light in your fanfictions, comics, fanarts etc. etc.

However, claiming that your headcanons or retellings are mythologically accurate is a problem.

I’m the hottest girl at the casino

im so drunk right now~ I dont know if I want to be taken advantage of~

or maybe lose control of myself~

im so drunk right now~ I dont know if I want to be taken advantage of~

or maybe lose control of myself~

Bad Mommy 🍼 (my mean drunk girl music video)

Guess what faggots, I'm fucking drunk as fuck for real. So it's my graduation and they took me to this fancy looking restaurant and i order red wine, so i drank the whole fucking thing and I'm sure happy as fucking hell!! Fuck depression!

IMAGINE, if you will

You awaken in the night to loud noises, crashes banging

You go to investigate, but alas, there is no one there

You try to sleep, telling yourself its just some animals on the roof, the neighbours, maybe your just haunted, whatever

Then in the morning, you awaken to find your fridge has been ransacked

The butter is smeared everywhere, vegetables crushed, THE MILK WAS LEFT OUT

Point is its a huge mess

And all that was taken is like enough for a small sandwich

I'm talking like 2 pieces of bread and some cheese

You clean it up, positively seething, livid with the intruder that could have done this to you, to not just steal from you but cause you this level of inconvenience, this irritation

Then you go about your day still annoyed and rattled from the disturbance

But then the day ends

You come back home, you tidy up, go to bed and fall asleep

And then the banging happens again

"oh no, not again" you think, springing out of bed, propelling yourself across your room and through your house

The fridge hasn't been touched yet but you know its just a matter of time

You race through your home

Checking every inch as the banging and crashing continues

But then it stops

And you freeze

You slow your breathing, tense your body, strain your eyes in hopes it will aid your ears in picking out ANYTHING

But theres nothing

And there continues to be nothing

So you return to bed and sleep claims you

When you wake

Your met with a familiar, horrible sight

Your fridge is violated

Produce vandalized, drinks pool upon the floor, your well earned food is ruined and will soon have to make company with other garbage

Anger, Fury, Frustration

A bitter loathing grips your heart as you scrub the filth from your fridge

This cycle continues

Again and again and again and again and again

Until one night you finally catch it

You catch the thing that's been breaking into your house

That's been stealing from you

Its a nasty thing

Black but speckled with grey

Thin and wiry but bulbous in a few key areas

But its horrible characteristics weren't the worst part

You see from the bulbous but slightly clear part of its body

A sandwich, now rotting

A apple turning black

All the food it took from you

And it didn't even need it to survive

It just wanted to make sure your couldn't have it

The euphoria you felt when you finally killed it

It didn't bleed

But its hard to say with all the rotten paste that now coats your floor

You don't care though

The intruder is dead

You feel more alive than you have been in monthes

Finally you can sleep

And nothing is going to disturb you

This is what its like when your a mosquito's favourite BLOODBAG

none of you know glees on my way was my redemption arc in covhdy

Got drunk and cried to Phoebe Bridgers for hours

im very drunk and i need to top a girl NOW!!!