Intox Belly - Tumblr Posts
Hot take:
Stop making drunks get sober. Accommodate it just like any disability.
Any picture or video requests?
I like to drink eat and 420 for inspiration if you need any.
You wake up suddenly. Eyes blurry you squint at your phone. “Three AM, God, I’m dry”
* opens bottle brought to bed *
* drinks deeply *
Gasp
Higurp
That’s better!
Maybe one more good plug
Or two
Hic
“Maybe justdd one m…more”
Glug
Glug
…Glug…
*alarm goes off *
Gl…ug….oh *hic* shidt!
I godda get rehdy.
*staggers while finishing the bottle*
Trips to the restroom, hiccuping dangerously.
Make me a drunk alcoholic weed addled 750 lb cum dump
5 beers and a bottle of peach Bellini because I’m fancy.
Drunk in a Monday. I need to be drunk more.
Another smoke!
Drunk and smoke. Make me too drunk to go to work!
Testing the waters. Would anyone be interested in commissioning vids? I’d drink most alcohol, I only mess with weed and I’ll eat almost anything. I could do light role play and costumes. Tell me what you want and I’ll make it happen (within reason).
I’d still post here like I usually do.
What says y’all?
Just herring high and drunk in my partly restored 1991 GMC Suburban.
Hot tub back open and I’m DRUNK!
Fatter drunker higher
I’m still too skinny. I’m still too sober.
I’m drunk, fat, high, and fancy!