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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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The Year Was 1977

The year was 1977

Cupid: Can I go in your coffin

Raven: we can sleep on the bed tonight

Cupid: Why ?

Raven: No reason

Cupid goes in the room and looks cockroach: Are you scared of a cockroach ?

Raven: That evil little beast flew in my face, babe !

Cupid: You're a vampire, and you're scared of a cockroach?

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Melody: Just pass the note to her

Holly: Fine

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