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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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Eah, Janitor Goes In The Bathroom: Jesus Fuck

Eah, janitor goes in the bathroom: Jesus fuck

Madeline: Huh

Eah, janitor: kid, you are naked

Madeline: Oh, you there, boy tell me what is it day today

Eah, janitor: I'm thirty-seven. Is there a reason why you in here

Madeline: I pushed the door, and it was locked

Eah, janitor: it says pull, not push. I will call your parents, okay

Madeline: Yes, pappa will know what to do

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At Cupid's wedding

Poppy: Since I'm Cupid's best woman, I have a good question for you

Darling was fixing her gloves: What is it

Poppy: How do you and Apple. Um, you know, do it ?

Darling: That's none of your business!

Poppy: Listen, I'm concerned. Okay, since you're bigger than her and I hate to wake up one morning and find out that she was killed by a cave woman

Poppy began to run away

Darling: Come back here!


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4 months ago

Hunter: Does my hair looks bad

Poppy: kinda of

Hunter: Oh

Poppy: But we can shave it off

Hunter: I like that idea

1 minute later

Poppy: You look worse, my bad

Hunter: I know


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6 months ago

Evie was crying of joy: I can finally leave! auradon, I'm coming home, sweetie

Faybelle puts her to sleep

A few moments later ✨️

Evie wakes up: I'm back in the fucking building again!

Evie began to cry


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4 months ago

Humphrey was painting his side of the room purple

Dexter: What are you doing?

Humphrey: I'm painting my wall blue

Dexter: No, that's purple

Humphrey: No, it's blue !

Dexter: Are you colorblind?

Humphrey: I've been colorblind since I was 6

Dexter: Oh shit


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