she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni
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So I found out about HeightComparison.com, and I'm going to crazy with dappling height
Ginger: finally Apple I been waiting for you. Holy shit
Darling is dressed up as apple: What ?
Ginger: You're not apple
Darling: Yes, I am
Ginger: No, you're not Apple is slim, and you're not
Darling: I'm Apple
Ginger: I can your fucking abs in that dress did you force yourself into that dress ?
Darling:.....maybe
Ginger: Take it off
Darling: I can't it stuck
In the movie theater
Madeline is dressed up as deadpool: Two tickets
Random woman: Sure, what movie?
Raven is dressed up as wolverine: are you fucking serious?
Madeline: Exactly
Holly: I got an aed!
Cupid: Where did you get that
Holly: from my mom
Ashlynn: Cool, let's try
Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?
Cupid: Yep
Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?
Ashlynn: she's not responding
Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping
5 hours later
Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming
Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?
Blondie: For like five hours, babe
Cupid: Oh shit
Haii!! Can you do the evil queen and dexter charming having a little conversation
Hello!
Evil Queen was tapping on the table: So
Dexter looking down: I'm only going to take your daughter on a date that it I promise
Evil Queen: You promise
Dexter: I promise
Evil Queen: If you don't bring my baby back in one piece, I'm going to put your body in a plastic barrel and put acid on it.
Dexter was shock
Evil Queen: Got it
Dexter: Yes
Rosabella: anyway I-
Dexter sneezes and makes a weird sound: I'm sorry
Rosabella looks at him
Dexter began to laugh: I'm sorry
Rosabella: Is there a reason why your sneeze sounds like a Pokemon ?
If Raven works at a movie theater
Customer: Can you hurry up, please? We're waiting for 29 seconds
Raven: You guys think i can control how fast the popcorn can pop! I'm not a magician
Customer: we're gonna miss the movie
Raven: Not my fault. Yall came 30 minutes late
Customer: I want your manager now
Raven: BRITTNEY 👹
When Cupid met daring
Cupid opens up the door and sees him
Daring looking at himself in the mirror: I look good
Cupid closes the door
Cupid pov
from the bottom of my heart, I really miss the person I was ten seconds ago.
Rosabella: Where the fuck is my cousin
Rosabella hears loud music and sees briar driving: Oh shit
Briar: heyyyyy cousinnnnn
Rosabella: I hate my life
In the hospital
Madeline as high off the anesthesia: i am not worried about job or school so much, uh, because I'm busy, chasing little fairies
Alistair: Okay, buddy, okay
Can you do dexven 👀
Dexter sees purple dye on the floor and bed: what the fuck? Babe!
Raven was covered in purple dye: Oh no, you caught me
Dexter: What are you doing ? Baby
Raven: Nothing dear, I'm dying my hair purple again
Dexter: Why
Raven: because it was turning pink,dear
After a breakup with apple White
Raven was tweaking: darling darling Apple
Raven sees a dead cat: meow. Fuck, Apple darling
Cedar: Is she okay
Poppy: Nope
Can you please 🥺🙏 do a little bit of cerise x daring please
Daring: I got you something
Cerise: What is it ?
Daring: a chew toy
Cerise: What ?
Daring: Chew toy
Cerise: babe what the fuck
Daring: I'm sorry but I saw you looking at it last week I bought for you :)
Melody was high: I'm charging my biscuits gonna get a little bit of power
Briar eats her biscuits
Melody: Ay, my biscuits :(
Apple: Come here, babe
Darling: You look like you're sick
Apple: What no cuddle
Darling began to cuddle with her: happy
Apple: Yeah
Raven is wearing a hazmat suit: You know she has the flu, right ?
Darling: What 😀
Blondie: You being ridiculous
Cupid: You think I'm ridiculous imma show you ridiculous
Cupid gets her iPad
Blondie: What are you doing
Cupid: Don't mind me
Blondie: Babe, step away from the ipad
Cupid clicks the reset button
Blondie: NO
2 hours later
Holly: What did you do
Cupid: I reset her iPad
Briar: Why did you call me here for Ash
Ashlynn: That
Apple was giggling and stared at a snow globe
Briar: Um, Apple
Apple: I can see everything
Briar: What the fuck happened to her pupils they're big
Ashlynn: Well, the doctors gave her some medication, and she started to act like that
Apple: I'm batman
Briar: we should call her doctor right
Ashlynn: Nah, just leave it
Madeline: I don't think they are getting long
Clawdeen: yeah
Toralei and kitty are both hissing at each other
Toralei: fuck you
Kitty: fuck you too
Rosabella: What kind of tea is this ?
Apple: The box is called les be friends
Rosabella spit out the tea: Okay
Darling: it's just chamomile
Rosabella: Okay. Why didn't you say so?
Faybelle: Cuddle wuddle cuddle wuddle
Briar starts to record on her phone, and faybelle looks at the phone
Faybelle: What are you doing on me man get off me. I don't do that. Get off
Briar began to laugh
Hear me out 👁👁
Also, my wattpad account is @mheah345
Justine open the door
Melody: Gangster shit !
Justine: No, no
Melody: Come on let's party !
Justine: it's one o'clock in the morning
Melody: So I brought briar
Briar: heyyyy !
Justine: Oh my God
Raven as a vampire au
Game night
Blondie: Okay, your turn, babe
Cupid: I put raven as a lion
Raven: a lion cupid really for your information. I'm a vampiric butterfly. Furthermore, I put Cupid as a pretty little moth
Cupid: You think I'm a fucking moth !
Raven: I said it because you like books, mon cher
Cupid: Oh, so that means I'm a fucking insect !
Blondie: I think I'm going to win again