C.a. Cupid - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago
What If Cupid Has A Bowl Of Condoms In The Corner Of Her Office, Lol

What if Cupid has a bowl of condoms in the corner of her office, lol


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1 year ago

Just imagine how horrifying it is if c.a cupid Hears people heartbeats


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1 year ago

Blondie and Cupid are playing hide-and-seek

*Blondie is underneath the bed*

Blondie: she would never find me here

Cupid: boo

Blondie: *screaming* How

Cupid: Well, i heard your heartbeat

Blondie: ....

Cupid: What

Blondie: That's horrifying

Just imagine how horrifying it is if c.a cupid Hears people heartbeats


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1 year ago

Apple: My mom had cancer

Cupid: So wait, she beat the cancer

Apple: No cancer beat her

Cupid: *😳*

Apple: Yeah. She died like yesterday, I think


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1 year ago

Cupid: I got you something *gives her a small box*

Blondie: *opens the small box* Oh, it's a collar. *Puts on the collar* I didn't know that you were into bdsm

Cupid: *holding a dog* That was for the dog

Blondie: Oh


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10 months ago

Raven ties up balloons on a darling doll: she is going to the moon !

Cupid: Yep, tho I kinda feel bad

Raven: Why

Cupid: because that Apple doll and her girlfriend give her that

Raven goes outside and releases the doll: Bye

Cupid: Bye

1 hour later

Apple was crying, and sobbing started hugging raven

Raven: Apple, that's right in my fucking ear get off me !

Apple: This is your fault and yours !

Cupid: I'm sorry

Apple: I hate you guys

Raven: Just get out of my house


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9 months ago

On a date

Cupid: So, who asked to be-

Raven: I was forced

Blondie: Oh

Apple: Don't be silly. You agreed to this

Raven: did I

Apple looks at her: real funny

Cupid laughing her lung out: they're so cute together, awww


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8 months ago

In the hospital

Blondie: My wife, she'll get upset if she you touching me like that on my chest

Cupid: I am wife

Blondie looks at her, and the heart monitor starts to increase

Blondie: Hey 💓


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7 months ago

Raven as a vampire au

Game night

Blondie: Okay, your turn, babe

Cupid: I put raven as a lion

Raven: a lion cupid really for your information. I'm a vampiric butterfly. Furthermore, I put Cupid as a pretty little moth

Cupid: You think I'm a fucking moth !

Raven: I said it because you like books, mon cher

Cupid: Oh, so that means I'm a fucking insect !

Blondie: I think I'm going to win again


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7 months ago

Blondie: You being ridiculous

Cupid: You think I'm ridiculous imma show you ridiculous

Cupid gets her iPad

Blondie: What are you doing

Cupid: Don't mind me

Blondie: Babe, step away from the ipad

Cupid clicks the reset button

Blondie: NO

2 hours later

Holly: What did you do

Cupid: I reset her iPad


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6 months ago

When Cupid met daring

Cupid opens up the door and sees him

Daring looking at himself in the mirror: I look good

Cupid closes the door

Cupid pov

from the bottom of my heart, I really miss the person I was ten seconds ago.


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6 months ago

Holly: I got an aed!

Cupid: Where did you get that

Holly: from my mom

Ashlynn: Cool, let's try

Holly puts aed pad on cupid: ready ?

Cupid: Yep

Holly pushes the button: Uh cupid ?

Ashlynn: she's not responding

Holly: You know what? Put her on the bed, and when Blondie comes, tell her that she's sleeping

5 hours later

Blondie was watching tv and heard Cupid screaming

Cupid: Jesus Fuck. How long I was out ?

Blondie: For like five hours, babe

Cupid: Oh shit


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6 months ago

At Cupid's wedding

Poppy: Since I'm Cupid's best woman, I have a good question for you

Darling was fixing her gloves: What is it

Poppy: How do you and Apple. Um, you know, do it ?

Darling: That's none of your business!

Poppy: Listen, I'm concerned. Okay, since you're bigger than her and I hate to wake up one morning and find out that she was killed by a cave woman

Poppy began to run away

Darling: Come back here!


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5 months ago

Apple: Are you schisophrenic, Blondie?

Blondie looks at Cupid

Cupid as a hallucination: tell her no, chérie

Blondie: No

Apple: You sure

Blondie: Yes

Apple: You keep looking at a wall. There's no one there !


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5 months ago

The year was 1977

Cupid: Can I go in your coffin

Raven: we can sleep on the bed tonight

Cupid: Why ?

Raven: No reason

Cupid goes in the room and looks cockroach: Are you scared of a cockroach ?

Raven: That evil little beast flew in my face, babe !

Cupid: You're a vampire, and you're scared of a cockroach?


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6 months ago

I boil-permed Cupid's hair last night!

I Boil-permed Cupid's Hair Last Night!

It's a little sloppy since her hair was rooted and trimmed unevenly before I even got her, but I think it turned out well! The bangs are a massive improvement over the sticky clump they were before, anyway.

I Boil-permed Cupid's Hair Last Night!

"Before" pic for reference


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