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At Cupid's Wedding

At Cupid's wedding

Poppy: Since I'm Cupid's best woman, I have a good question for you

Darling was fixing her gloves: What is it

Poppy: How do you and Apple. Um, you know, do it ?

Darling: That's none of your business!

Poppy: Listen, I'm concerned. Okay, since you're bigger than her and I hate to wake up one morning and find out that she was killed by a cave woman

Poppy began to run away

Darling: Come back here!

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Apple looks at her: You bastard

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Apple: Are you schisophrenic, Blondie?

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Cupid as a hallucination: tell her no, chérie

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4 months ago

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