Darling: My Wife Thighs Are Like Ear Muffs

Darling: My wife thighs are like ear muffs

Dexter: the fuck ?

Darling: Sorry, what was that

Dexter: Sis, no one asked where the hell did that come from

Darling: Sorry I blacked out one more time

Dexter sees that one of her pupils is big: Sis, ginger hit you on your head with a wood rolling pin. I think you have cte

Darling: I smell pennies

Dexter: Cool. Hospital?

At a costume party

Holly: Hey darling

Darling: what the fuck is that

Holly: I'm Spider-Man!

Darling:

Holly:

Darling: Jesus

Holly: And you !

Darling: Nightwing

Holly: Why

Guys, guess who pulls an all-nighter. ME I DID IT

It was an accident i didn't mean to do it and I'm tired as fuck right but I have coffee so.....

Rosabella was half sleep, and Melody was driving the car

Melody: Wake her up!

Briar: Wake up

Rosabella: Huh, what ?

Briar: it's your birthday!

Rosabella: it's four in the morning

Briar: So

Briar was driving the car

Rosabella: Ask me a question justine

Justine: Are you a closeted lesbian?

Rosabella:

Justine:

Rosabella: Next question

Evil Queen gets in her car and looks back: where is she?

Evie: In the store

Evil Queen: Fuck !

Evil Queen goes in the store again and sees her: bring your little ass here !

Raven began to run away from her: No

Evil Queen: come back here!