Briar Was Driving The Car

Briar was driving the car

Rosabella: Ask me a question justine

Justine: Are you a closeted lesbian?

Rosabella:

Justine:

Rosabella: Next question

The year was 1977

Cupid: Can I go in your coffin

Raven: we can sleep on the bed tonight

Cupid: Why ?

Raven: No reason

Cupid goes in the room and looks cockroach: Are you scared of a cockroach ?

Raven: That evil little beast flew in my face, babe !

Cupid: You're a vampire, and you're scared of a cockroach?

Eah, janitor goes in the bathroom: Jesus fuck

Madeline: Huh

Eah, janitor: kid, you are naked

Madeline: Oh, you there, boy tell me what is it day today

Eah, janitor: I'm thirty-seven. Is there a reason why you in here

Madeline: I pushed the door, and it was locked

Eah, janitor: it says pull, not push. I will call your parents, okay

Madeline: Yes, pappa will know what to do

Sorting Hat: slytherin!

Raven: YES!

Cerise: Yeah ! Both of us are the same house!

Raven: All right, babe, your turn

Dexter puts on the hat

Sorting Hat: hufflepuff!

Raven: WHAT !

Dexter: Yay

Raven: First, maddie and now him !!

Cerise: Wait, where is she?

Raven: In ravenclaw!

Cerise: Shit

Rosabella was half sleep, and Melody was driving the car

Melody: Wake her up!

Briar: Wake up

Rosabella: Huh, what ?

Briar: it's your birthday!

Rosabella: it's four in the morning

Briar: So

Melody: Just pass the note to her

Holly: Fine

Holly puts the love note on Raven's table

Raven opens the note: guess who likes you ?

Raven looks at Holly

Holly: Hi

2 minutes later

The paramedics were carrying holly to the ambulance

Melody: Holly, I'm so sorry

The paramedic: she can't hear now. We had to pack her ears with gauze