Why Must You Hurt Me So?

Why must you hurt me so?

But also, the possibilities are endless.

what if regulus had white-streaked hair like narcissa???? what then?????? WHAT THEN??????????

I remember when my cousins came over when I was younger, we were playing UNO and we just kept putting down plus twos and fours until someone ran out and inevitably, had to draw about twenty-four cards. That person was my eldest cousin (who is very dramatic), she stared at her cards and then the stack in pure disbelief before cursing about a conspiracy and how we all cheated as she finished off the pile of extra cards. I don’t think I’d ever laughed harder during a game of UNO. So, anyway, long story short, yes, I agree, UNO doesn’t know how to play the game right because that was probably the best one I have ever participated in. (Also, even after picking up all of those cards, she still didn’t have the colour she needed to continue playing (the top card was a change-colour plus four) and she was absolutely feral.)

They are the true it couple, you cannot convince me otherwise.

The purrfect crime.

Sometimes, I crave it, like a lifelong addiction that I’ll never get enough of.

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

I don’t know, got a chuckle out of me, mate.

Max: I told you it wasn’t funny, Dustin